ITT: first time you jerked off in a movie theater

ITT: first time you jerked off in a movie theater.

Pic related for me

This was my first time, people didn`t make such a fuss about it like nowadays. It was kind of daring and fashionable.

sure is nerdy creepy grampa in here

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Never, since I'm always seated in the couple's section

You singlets actually do that in your section? Gross, hope I never have to walk through there

When I went to the movies to watch this there were a couple of dudes who didn't even bother to hide it.

I got a blowjob in a theater once

It was cool

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Soul Surfer

I made a improvised condom out of a skittles wrapper

Why would you need a condom for jacking off? Worried about getting your pants pregnant?

Nice. I used crab shells and popcorn butter to tickle my bf's prostate.

RUDE

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She's so fucking tiny

post the webms

i never jerked off at the theater but one time me and my gf got there a bit early and we had sex in the top corner real quick.

mission impossible ghost protocol

missionary impossible ayy lmao

who

twice

Back to the Future 2, the fake boobies.

You jerked off to cgi, m8. You like Chloe Moretz dont you?

that was me.
i was a young stud, alone and afraid in the big city.

I full on just got my dick out in a full theater for this scene and literally just let the cum fly. Thankfully no one did anything about it.

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAKK*

>mocking someone for fapping to cgi on an anime message board

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