Annex Alberta

Alberta should separate from Canada and join the USA:

Here is proof that we can do it: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Admission_to_the_Union

Here's why Americans would benefit greatly:

Alberta has a lot of oil and natural resources to contribute to the American economy. We are the only province that makes a surplus even when the economy is down.

We would most definitely vote Conservative. With 29/34 conservative voting in Canada's last election, we'd fit right in.

It would be the right thing to do. Every single day, the fires rage on in Alberta, Canada, watched by a government bent on inaction. The valuable people and resources of Alberta must be protected.

We are a very conservative province in a Liberal Leftist country. We need to be rescued.

We can make this continent a little more American.

We would be proud and hard working Americans.

Here is why Albertans would benefit greatly:

We would have a lot more independence under USA...

We would make a lot more money because...

Businesses would rush to Alberta because there would be less risk coming from the Leftist government and less resistance due to border and trade laws...

We could reduce the carbon tax...

We would have a lot more jobs...

No transfer payments...

Less taxes...

No bilingual crap (no French live here anyway)...

A nice pipeline going to the States...

and many more things:

An army that is well equipped...

A country that respects us...

A more Conservative government...

A more fair and strict immigration system...

Trudeau would be gone...

Less whiny lazy leftist drug addled hippies living on welfare...

We would have more and better social programs because we would have more money...

We would fit in better because we are a conservative province and the Americans are a much more conservative country...

If the Canadian government decides to attack us we will have the American military on our side.

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I will go there as a physician if Alberta becomes an American state. I bet that Alberta will be more right wing than many other US states

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>Wants to join America
>Calls anybody a cuck

Alberta does have a lot of tar but we have no shortage of tarpaper here so no thanks.

Would you really be allowed to secede and join the US?

I suppose if you can't, we could just invade and annex, like we will be annexing more Mexican lands soon. Sans the Mexicans, of course.

Don't want anymore
>Mexican intellectuals

This is a dank idea.

Most Americans would support it and I'm pretty sure that Canada would respect an independence referendum. I.e. they probably would have allowed Quebec to secede if the referendum had passed.

You're right. We are more free here and we should stay and continue having all our money leeched to the east.

>an NDP government giving clay to murkans
HA! Also Weedman said no help please allegedly because it would anger murka and can't fucken do that when the country is on fire. No.

i hope the fires get worse

If you have the energy to do it, you should start dropping propaganda leaflets on the people displaced in alberta to drive them towards an annexation movement. read up on how Hitler rose to power, read Roman history, and Machiavelli's analysis on Rome in Discourses on Livy. Another chance might come in the future for an uprising where you might be ready. Reigniting the seperatist movement in Quebec would be a good way to cause a split up. Its doable, and long overdue, our government is corrupt oligarch, means its time for them to step down.

i can't stand seeing my northern neighbor not having gun rights. i get all teary eyed.

I stand by this post 100%

God... I wish

You have to get rid of your muslims first, then we can start talking.

But America was one of the countries offering to help, unless you mean he didn't want our help just to piss us off. The worst part is that your own government wasn't even utilizing all the resources you had on hand, like the numerous airtankers that were ready to go but not given permission to deploy.

Also, this video is relevant, many of you have probably already seen it, though: youtube.com/watch?v=OnwPSPkC2j8

makes you wonder if the fires in Alberta were intentional

a man can dream

It's a very real possibility.

why are albertans so fucking delusional? just like Quebec you will literally never leave canada you dumb fuckin wanna be texans

>We would most definitely vote Conservative. With 29/34 conservative voting in Canada's last election, we'd fit right in.
Voting conservative in canada doesn't translate to voting republican
Calgary has a muslim mayor who is a conservative

Feeling a bit threatened there canada? I wouldn't mind sewing part of our hat to our head. Are you worried about your stitches coming undone? Maybe in the near future you think... We'll sew all of it.

That's not the CN tower you dumb ass

We'll be taking Quebec as well. Once most of Canada has left of free will, we'll wait for the rest to collapse on its own and take that too. We'll save our bullets for Meh Hee Co. fucc boi

Go Alberta! What about Manitoba? That sounds conservative too.

>wanting a province that cant handle forest fires and lives off oilsand mining so costly their economy cant handle oil barrel prices drops

Do take them, the rest of Canada needs that push to finally think longterm and invest in drilling the north

Go ahead. We're tired of subsidizing your absolute JOKE of a healthcare system and the retarded oil rig degenerates that make up 80% of your population.

I only wish the Fort Mac fire consumed the whole province and wiped out stupid faggots like you and burned your family so we could start over without the pseduo "Cowboys."

Alberta is literally cancer on Canada.

please bring sask too we're just as conservative and wealthy

lookout we have an angry nigger from toronto who needs more free stuff from alberta

It seems like a neat idea. I think it would basically be the end of Canada though. The result would be East and West areas, with probably Quebec finally achieving separatism.

oh god I laughed so hard my cat went vertical into the ceiling

Actually Canadians own a shitload of guns, esp Albertans. We can't carry them around with us, open or concealed, but we have them in our homes with ammo. Good enough for a revolution.

Reminder that Alberta is the only province that doesn't huddle around the US border like a bunch of cucks.

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There's already a Whitehouse.gov petition for this.
>wh.gov/is1Oi

What's the significance of this map?

I love you, Alberta! Please join the US; our culture is strong and pretty unique!

the borders would look fucked up

Last election was pretty meme. Alberta has only changed the ruling party 3 times before this election, the last time being in 1971.

>voting NDP
>voting Liberal
>voting cuckservative

true albertan here (currently overseas)

the fuck is this thread?

sure, we hate the east and quebecers
but we would never join the states. i know too many people that would get the guns and open fire on any amerifat police or military marching north

this "we gonna join the states" is just bantz to fuck with the easterners.

grow up kids

Don't worry, we ill take all of it eventually.

US plus all of Canada borders are aesthetic as fuck though. That united North America.

>Swiss banker wants to do away with nationalism

Thanks.

what about new foundland retard

Trying to join another country is pretty damn anti nationalist.

And what is Chile known for? Nothing. America is the ultimate country for nationalism.