Any medfags want to tell me why I just ejaculated fucking spiderman webbing? Regular fags welcome to speculate aswell

Any medfags want to tell me why I just ejaculated fucking spiderman webbing? Regular fags welcome to speculate aswell

Dehydration

it happens. get over it, faggot. try drinking more water.

if you didn't pull it out, you would have pissed it out as it would have dissolved.

try drinking more water faggot

Where you bitten by a spider lately?

Yeah, dehydration

How the fuck do you even get that dehydrated

I would be worried if that came out of me and I'm always dehydrated

Do toothy blowjobs from girls dressed as spiders count? ? ?

test it
if test like semen is because you are gay

You were bitten by a radioactive faggot.

Don't remind me of that video

Stop using Elmer's glue for lube.

I didn't know it was a video lol

don't take hot showers/sit on hot seats (especially in the summer)

the heat cooks your sperm and your semen becomes much more viscuous almost gelatinous

this one?

FUCK I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

Dehydrated. Try drinking more semen.

A spider blew a load in his face. Shit happen to my cousin.

Fuck out of here normalfag

I fap to this at least once a month

This is why you don't nofap.

Checked

I fap a lot and this often happens to me, idk why

Drink more water. Your body consumes water when it makes sperm. If there's not enough water, the cum gets thick like OP's. If it gets very much thicker than that it can get stuck in the tubes behind your balls on the way out. Over time the tube can back up and cause a lump filled with dead sperm called a spermatocele. While usually not dangerous they can be uncomfortable, annoying, and sometimes painful.

checked

oh. Ok man, thanks