Austrians don't have sea so they have to settle with swimming in pic related

>Austrians don't have sea so they have to settle with swimming in pic related

O I AM LAFFFFIN'

>mfw

>A fucking river
What is this?

> 1 Poster

How the might have fallen.

Um what?

Why are Austrians so poor?

>the samefagging in this thread
>slovenian """"coast""""

JUST

austrians confirmed for slavs

How do you go from this

what a shitty country? They don't even have kangaroos

to this?!

>a literal chicken leg

lmao fucking austrians, will they ever recover?

t.

NORTHERN German (that's Prussian for you filthy subhumans) on holidays here. Nice one Slowenien.

Another German here. Just passing by on my way to Croatia. Not Bavarian of course. Nice, one lad. Keep it coming. Anschluss when?!

>Austrian "beaches"

Good thread. Bump.

Noice banter.

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Austrians on suicide watch. Man the borders, brothers

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"Austrians" BTFO!

You are improving this board with every post. Continue please.

>there are people in the world who aren't ever more than 15 km away from the ocean at any given time

>Slovakia absolutely BTFOING Australia ITT
It's like Emu War all over again
Will they ever recover?

Austrians are basically Slavs that speak German. Their pseudo German state is now getting back to its roots. I felt completely at home in Vienna - Ex-Yu, Czechs, Slovaks, Bulgars, and Turks everywhere. I felt as if I am in Burgas during the summer season.

This is like siege of Vienna all over again.