Ask a trucker anything

Ask a trucker anything

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How long did it take you to get fully trained to do your job?

Do you prefer long haul or short haul?

Do you find yourself interested in the geography and formation of land since you started trucking?

How long does it take before you get tired of audiobooks and podcasts?

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hah, i see what you did there

How many hookers have you killed?

Do you ever use the radio to cause chaos?

Have you ever made biggest poopies in your overalls?

How experienced are you with glory holes?

i seen't it too

I want to netts ittook less than a year

Long hauls definitely

I love seeing the country. There's nothing I enjoy more than being on the road I've never been on it before

I listen to lots of NPR, and Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcasts

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I see what you did there

How often do the genital warts flare up, and does it make sitting on your ass 16 hours a day any better knowing that pus stain is slowly building up a dry cakey spot to itch your slimy scrote on without having to take a hand off the wheel?

That a type of stereo, I steer with my knee when the itch itches

Are you afraid of self driving trucks taking your job?

How long do you plan on being a truck driver?

Have you ever seen people jerking off in their cars?

how many people have you raped and murdered?

Are you a rapest?

Are you concerned with bots taking yer jerb?

Rapist

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You should be PUNished.

Rappist

Do women often show their titties to you?

Only a few times. In Arkansas all 3 times

When people wave to you on the road, or do the horn gesture does that make you feel warm inside or do you hate it?

Have you ever gotten a hooker? If so where did you meet them? Truck stops? Craigslist? Or?

Have you ever seen a road with so much dust and sand?

I like it when it's only one person in the car driving. If it's a car full of people, I get a little turned off

Geniunely curios to know this too

No, I haven't been everywhere

How often do u fuck lot lizards?

Have you killed any hitchhikers yet?

Haven't got the chance yet, I drive the truck that's Towing the trailer with like 12 to 15 cars on it. When I pick up hitchhikers I tell him to get in one of the cars. I go 90 miles an hour and they get speeding tickets