/nfl/ general long offseason edition

DAL:Redskins wondering if they can get Tony Romo?
WAS:Dysfunction remains in Redskins organization
WAS:Could 49ers-Skins do Cousins deal at Combine?
CHI:Report: Jets have 'some interest' in Cutler
NE:Pats need 'doors blown off' to deal Garoppolo
BUF:Tyrod medically cleared from groin surgery
CHI:Report: Bears actively shopping Jay Cutler
NYG:Giants believe Eli Manning has 2-3 years left
FA:Chopping block: Panthers send Tolbert packing
BUF:Report: More likely Bills keep Tyrod than not
NO:Sean Payton 'absolutely' expects Cooks back
MIN:OC: Offseason 'very critical' for Treadwell

no one wants blony blomo edition--- dallas cucks start playing for free, push payment to when Prescott and Elliot need to make money, will be asked to take another paycut again
still wont win any playoff games though

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niggers

2nd for niggers

CHI:Report: Jets have 'some interest' in Cutler

3rd round pick? 4th+5th?

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It sounds already too much. A Browns tier move.

Reminder that the superb owl was karma for Lake not holding up his end of the bargain

they won't trade for him

stay salty pats nigger

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literally what reason in the world do pats fans have to be salty?

xehawks fan btw

rate it senpai

>they won't trade for him

being this delusional

use fanspeak and go for 7 rounds nig

I usually do fanspeak, mixing it up.
Also I'm not deep enough into this class to pick 5-7 yet

bears are going to cut cutler

cap this post faggot

>Faggot

Salty they said

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>Browns

Steelers family

Average points allowed per playoff game in Superbowl winning runs, for every QB who won multiple Superbowls:


18.5 ppg - Brady (2001, 2003, 2004, 2014, 2016)
17.6 ppg - Roethlisberger (2005, 2008)
15.6 ppg - Peyton Manning (2006, 2015)
15.1 ppg - Eli Manning (2007, 2011)
15.0 ppg - Starr (1966, 1967)
14.8 ppg - Elway (1997, 1998)
13.5 ppg - Bradshaw (1974, 1975, 1977, 1978)
12.7 ppg - Plunkett (1980, 1983)
12.4 ppg - Montana (1981, 1984, 1988, 1989)
11.8 ppg - Griese (1972, 1973)
9.0 ppg - Aikman (1992, 1993, 1995)
6.8 ppg - Staubach (1971, 1977)

And before you say it, adjusted for era:

18.0 ppg - Brady (2001, 2003, 2004, 2014, 2016)
17.4 ppg - Roethlisberger (2005, 2008)
15.1 ppg - Peyton Manning (2006, 2015)
14.8 ppg - Elway (1997, 1998)
14.7 ppg - Bradshaw (1974, 1975, 1978, 1979)
14.5 ppg - Starr (1966, 1967)
14.4 ppg - Eli Manning (2007, 2011)
12.6 ppg - Plunkett (1980, 1983)
12.6 ppg - Montana (1981, 1984, 1988, 1989)
12.5 ppg - Griese (1972, 1973)
9.6 ppg - Aikman (1992, 1993, 1995)
7.8 ppg - Staubach (1971, 1977)

But Sup Forums told me Brady was carried by the defense? What's going on?

>The absolute defensebaby qbs of Dallas

Jesus....

he has fewer sources than i do

>all of this cheap draft capital
>every
>single
>year

It's like Belichick is playing franchise mode with control over all the shitty teams so he can override trades

>$40 million in cap space
>never sign anyone

Bravo, Ted Thompson

good post

Can't greengay fans impeach him or something? I thought you guys were part owners?

you dont really have to be
thats how i learn about some of these people, just google some of the available names so that over time i learn some people and get an idea

>it was 28-3
>give up 31 unanswered points
>to lose the Superbowl

This is the kind of loss that kills a franchise. Just ask Xeattle

>Seattle is kill

maybe if you keep saying it for the 4th year in a row, it will be true

maybe

Kind of like if you repeat they're going to the Owl for another year it'll be true.

Maybe...

Bears are getting Gawoppolo

Cutler - Niners, Jets, Bills
teams that want a QB that can win games but arent serious about making the playoffs

Romo - Texans, Broncos, Jags
teams that are willing to sell their souls into cap space hell for a 3 year window to get an owl

Texans cant do it with brocks contract Im pretty sure but why isnt Elway going all out to get Romo?
he loves washed up gun slingers with injury history and building teams to make up for their weaknesses

jets are so far gone I dont even know what pieces they have anymore besides the D line. but Cutler would immediately make them twice as potent on offense and give some hope.

Pitt
2. Northwest Missouri State
3. Princeton
4. Clempson
5. James Madison
6. Florida State University
7. Oklahoma
8. USC
9. Ok State
10. Bama


QB Draft Power Rankings Sponsored by Taco Bellâ„¢ picking up the tabs of 500 students from the student section

God Tier. Chad Kelly
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Big ass power gap
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1. Patrick Mahomes
2. Nathan Peterman
3. Mitch Trubitsky
4. Watson
5. Davis Webb
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Smaller powergap
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6. Kizer
7. Sefo
8. Kaaya
9. Terrell
10. Appleby
11. Tyler O'Connor

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Just go find a real job tier

Trevor Knight
Seth Russell
Beathard
Bart Houston


Convert to RB tier
Tommy Armstrong

>they're going to the owl

when did i say this?

>Texans cant do it with brocks contract Im pretty sure but why isnt Elway going all out to get Romo?
Broncos problem isn't QB, the main one is the O-line. Putting a 37 year old with an extensive injury history behind a bottom 5 line in a division with Houston, Bosa, Ingram and Mack is asking for it.

you think anyone will really fall for jimmy the wop? I mean a 1st for him? I wouldnt even give up a 2nd.

I'm really liking Mahomes more and more the more tape I watch. Then again klifbabby. but he's a gunslinger and if he goes somewhere that can develop confidence and has the luxury of developing him behind a franchise guy (rivers, big ben, eli, carson, etc.) he could be a lethal QB. depends more on talent than actual reading defenses but that can be learned. still no clue on davis webb.

Cassel, Hoyer, and Mallet should all be lessons learned in fools gold.

Second is possible if they send over another player.

No one is paying more than was paid for Matt Cassell for him though.

Which is weird, they should have traded him with Collins and that would have gotten a first.

Bradford netted a 1st and a 4th.

The Patriots won't even pick up the phone without a 1st rounder on the table.

Hoyer was actually good for the browns, he was under a good team and had a solid coach, everywhere else was a mistake

Mahomes is all athletic ability, he can kinda read defenses his real problem is reacting to it.

I dont think i saw him call a good audible last year. He called a bunch out of running plays and called horrible passing plays instead.

So he can read the defense, he cant really react to it though. Which is also a problem, but not as big a problem as never reading them to begin with.

I really enjoy watching my team(the Detroit Lions) play a good old fashioned game of American Football!

Post yfw the browns win the superb owl

How bad did I do?

You actually did good.

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>Budda Baker

ayy lmao

Cassel was better for the Chiefs than the Patriot, though this doesn't fit Brady haters' agenda, so they pretend it didn't happen. Cassel took them from 2-14 to the playoffs, made the pro bowl before they let him get killed with that flimsy oline.

Cassel was also a backup in college, a 7th round pick, Hoyer was undrafted. Mallett was a third rounder, but didn't show much upside.

You can't compare those three to Garoppolo.

Romo/ Fournette super bowl 52 with the jets

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>Cassel, Hoyer, and Mallet should all be lessons learned in fools gold.
Why do people use Hoyer and Mallet in those comparisons? They got no serious action for the Patriots and the only reason for trading for them was "they trained under Brady so they must be good".

That's nothing like Garoppolo

>not one, but TWO quitters
lmao bud

kek and meme magic will for this to happen

That sounds almost exactly like jimmy G

Cassel actually played a season.

yeah but the whole point is selling the farm for an owl. romo and 2 FA O line could be had right? or did DT and Von eat all the cap?

Garoppolo played in 1,5 NFL games.

Mallet threw like 3 passes in his entire Patriots career and all Hoyer got was garbage time snaps and kneeldowns.

And Cassel was actually good for the Chiefs for the first 2 years.

>mfw watching the newly released Joey Porter arrest surveillance video

Now I know why the Steelers reinstated him so soon. Never trust police reports.

>triggered manlet cops

this is why Thabo Sefolosha was kill

NFL TOP 10s best hands


10. Marvin Harrison
9. Lynn Swan
8. Sterling Sharpe
7. Jerry Rice
6. Kellen Winslow
5. Fred Biletnikoff
4. Larry Fitzgerald
3. Steve Largent
2. Raymond Berry
1. Cris Carter

No Ray Rice?

never post again

Don't get mad at me, get mad at NFL top 10, they're biased voters

Is that from those countdown shows they do on NFL network?

MIN:OC: Offseason 'very critical' for Treadwell

because we have a horrible GM that is unable to draft offense. no RT, RG, 2 decent WR's, no RB's besides an 18 million dollar weight around our neck, and an overpaid LT that is in the bottom 20% of starters if that.

vikings fans still think Bridgewater coming back would be a good thing for gods sake.

>they need to start making cryo sleep pods for fans of certain franchises so they can wake us up a few decades from now when an actual QB is behind center

underrated post

where the fuck is randy moss?

Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego gets this monster draft: Owl 2018

Round 1 Pick 12 (CLE): Malik Hooker, FS/SS, Ohio State (A+)
Round 2 Pick 1 (CLE): Cam Robinson, OT, Alabama (A-)
Round 2 Pick 6: Forrest Lamp, OG/OT, Western Kentucky (B)
Round 3 Pick 7: Cooper Kupp, WR, Eastern Washington (A+)
Round 4 Pick 6: Samaje Perine, RB, Oklahoma (B)
Round 5 Pick 7: Corn Elder, CB, Miami (Fla.) (A+)
Round 6 Pick 6: Eddie Vanderdoes, DT, UCLA (A)
Round 7 Pick 7: Calvin Munson, OLB, San Diego State (C)

>Malik Hooker

No, thanks.

shhh no tears, only dreams

>believing you over everyone else

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I don't get what you're trying to imply.

I don't want Malik or Cam.

Websites can write all they want about prospects, but I don't want 'em.

thats because you're a stupid faggot basement dwelling cuck

I'm in good company.

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There are still people ass ravaged by the Cowboys?

Like, what do you have to hate about them with the best young runningback in a decade and the greatest rookie season by a quarter back ever, breaking Tom Brady and Big Ben's rookie wins and pass attempts without a INT record, and the highest comp% ever by a rookie?

Like you're mad they have a bright future? I mean how bitter and jealous can you be?

That's just pathetic.

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the Matt Cassel Cheifs ranked 25th, 30th (probowl season), 25th, 32nd and 24th in passing offense
his record with them is 19-28. 4-11 in Cassel's first season with them.

I'm pretty sure Jamaal Charles and stronger defenses are what made them a playoff team

>Jest try miserably to summon kek

>Green Bay
>Bad Guys
There is legitimately nothing to hate about this franchise.

I actually like Dak and Zeke (he's a bit of a faggot but he backs it up so whatevs)

Its the fans. They're the most obnoxious fans in the league with nothing to back it up. After years of being nobodies they have one good season on a babby schedule, crash and burn at the first bit of genuine competition, and start their "WE DEM BOYZ" shit like they did something impressive.

>steelers bad guys

Steelers are the anti-hero. They'd be assholes if the greater evil of the Pats didn't exist. They are necessary to counter them, like Darth Vader at the end of VI compared to the Emperor.

>Texans good guys
Shitty plastic franchise with no fans

Except that they're the most boring team in the league

One of the most retarded fanbases to ever walk the earth. Only Cowboys and boston fans are worse

Are the raiders the bad guys or the good guys? Historically they were the bad guys

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>tfw bears are just gonna be plain shit next year with out the easy scape goat we've had for so long

kek team is the Jets

honestly with the way they turned it around after being a shitshow for so long is pretty gud

especially all the awful contracts and dead money problems they had for so long after good old Al died

Carr and Mack are objectively good guys

20 years ago the Raiders were literally the Patriots

>multiple titles
>cheating, dirty play
>dindu nuffin fans who whine about shit long after everyone else has stopped caring and then says everyone is just a hater

The Steelers are fucking absolutely the bad guys

>again, rampant culture of cheating and arrogance
>massive amount of bandwagon fans

The Steeler fan isn't a widely known as the "annoying Cowboy" or "annoying Patriot" fan but they're just as fucking prevalent. Go into any classroom, any office, any neighborhood, and there's guaranteed to be a Steelers fan there.

If you want a team with a ton of rings that's still kind of a good guy its the 49ers even though Jed York is a colossal faggot.

I really wish people would put more thought into these other than "team that wins a lot = bad, unless they directly compete with the patriots, and team that doesnt win a lot = good"

What's boring about them? Great QB and wins games. They aren't the chiefs.
I have never seen any toxic packers fans ever and I live in CA. I agree Boston and cowboys fans are shit tier.

The Raiders haven't won a Superbowl in over 30 year.

>They are necessary to counter them
When was the last time the Steelers beat the Patriots?

That's fucking great. The Cowboys haven't won in 20 and they still deserve hate.

I don't give a shit about your level of success I give a shit if your franchise is a putrid stain on the earth, like the Chargers.

gonna need those advanced stats senpai

Hi.

The chargers were fun to watch when they had LT. It's too bad they lost to Steve Young and the 49ers in the SB.

Why does he eat cereal like that?

Exactly, you live in california. I used to live in wisconsin, the Packers are like a fucking cult.

Is a nigger, what did you expected

>tfw no Trent Green with Jamaal Charles and 2015 defense
>tfw I can't feel anything

when are we going to have a /nfl/ /draft/ thread?
I need /cfb/ to educate me about all the prospects in this draft.