/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

/cum/ Baby has awoken after a restful 10 hour nap.

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Is Turkish qt here? Did the lad get his green card?

ANIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH

Ya I need to get my shit togeather.

>beb

Good lad
Very good lad

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It's ok, i'll be with u and help u

I manage trucks getting loaded and unloaded

Unload this, bitch
*grabs my croth*

*waits for america to respond to my insult*

These generals are terrible.

Been consdering taking a month long break from this shit.

Might just do that...right...about...now.

Fuck you guys.

yeah

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Fuck off johnny foreigners

ah yes the state of the /cum/ general

*laughs*

>europeans complaining /cum/ is dead at 11am

people are at school and jobs

im back from work you guys

hello

>tfw girl woke up before me today
I feel uneasy about not being the first person to wake up.

I can't imagine how I would be with lower intelligence, much less higher intelligence

Good morning /cum/!

S-A-D B-O-Y-S
SEE ME IN THE CLUB WITH IT TATTED ON MY CHEST

skipped work again today
doing a really good job of fucking up my already poor-looking future

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gud morning breakfast chan

>craisins
Good man.

waste of digits

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gay

get in, niggers

/cum/ general, best general

tomorrow looks promising pals

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F

>no pork at all

Why do British "women" look like transvestites in bad drag?

I am a masochist

how long have you been there and when are you leaving

since apr 8
leave may 10

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Why do people even hire British Actors in American movies?

Oh wait, it's because you don't have to pay them jack shit!

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Friendly reminder that only working class scum call it "football."

Try putting it's litterbox outside, it helps them track their way back home.

>calling it soccer
>not using handegg and football

What's your favourite MLS team?

sports are for brainlets

im too enlightened to discuss it with you

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Working class scum.
None. FUCK soccer.

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Shan't be giving a (You) to this soccer-loving homosexual.

>had to pay $600 in taxes on 33k yesterday

bed time

sounds fair

hawaii?

but why

Neet probably

>33k maple bucks

How's poverty?

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Pokemon is fun.

ded

kinda feel like crying for no particular reason

Why do americans think everyone hates them? Since, I assume, most americans spend their entire lives never leaving the nation there's got to be something over there reinforcing this meme.

>60 HP

The creep is real

/cum/ eating cuckolds?

>go online
>everyone is assblasted at America at all times
>everyone constantly insulting Americans
I wonder.

ugly american pig *makes pig sounds*

That's just the internet hate machine. Is there a nationality people don't insult? It sure as hell isn't mine.

>he thinks anyone makes fun of canada

Did anyone else hear that? Sounded like rustling leaves.

Did anyone else hear that? Sounded like gunshots.

>Islamic Caliphate of Arby's
Ah yes.

umm................ rude

How do we get the goyim back on board with globalism?

impressive, continue

GIVE ME KAZAKH GF!!!!

That looks like the product of a Mongol who got SLAV'D

>having sexual desires

i thought we discussed this

>convincing yourself that you're "asexual" because you can't get laid

To be fair getting laid is pathetically ez, just a waste of time

just a joke dude

That depends on if
1. You're ugly
2. You have realistic standards for your own looks (lots of people on Sup Forums don't)
3. You're willing to fuck fat or ugly girls

>having sexual desires that cant be regulated with a quick fap in front of the mirror

laughing @ non narcissists

Jacking off to a man, even if that man is you, is gay.

Know your enemy /CUM/!

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good morning cum

Too enlightened to want sex


>captcha is my own street name
the botnet gets scarier every day

>not admiring the male form

fucking gay, bro

Friendly reminder that you are a pawn of the Zionists if you circumcise your sons.

Really wish I couldd have a social interaction that leaves me feeling better about myself

Just get rid of your own emotions and start manipulating people for your own gain.

Friendly reminder that you are a pawn of the Zionists if you have sons.

circumcision is part of american culture

Friendly reminder that whites not breeding is exactly what the Jews want and that you should kill yourself right now if you don't want to have kids.

spend a whole thirty minutes studying for my exam in two days and i think im gonna give up now

Friendly reminder that if you believe in Jewish conspiracy and your life's goal is to reproduce you are the lowest of human animals.

That's rough, I studied for 2 hours last month. I'm still recovering.

gonna ride bike to burger king in a rainstorm
hopefully i get struck by lightning

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t. a worthless NEET

you probably wouldn't die it would just be extremely painful

I'm going to jump off this bridge

Hey guys I'm an enlightened millennial so I'm going to not get married or have kids. If I got married or had kids, I would have to spend time with my family instead of working hard for Mr. Goldenberg, which would mean that he wouldn't be able to buy his 16th yacht. I'd also have to give up time that I spend on /r/politics complaining about Drumpf or going to Drumpf protests.

Honestly, how do you talk to teachers and get them to like you? I want these professional connections but I'm a lazy student that only does well on projects and exams so my profs probably hate me