I've been coming to Sup Forums for 12 years now this month, Ask Me Anything

I've been coming to Sup Forums for 12 years now this month, Ask Me Anything.

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Who the fuck cares

Are you retarded?

Have you seen this movie? m.youtube.com/watch?v=8BxDpOu3cD0

are you fat

Spoken like a true newfag. I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. All those moments will be lost, in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

>Are you retarded?
Obviously

Yes, I've seen Last of the Mohicans, in 1996 though, so I don't remember it well.

>are you fat
No, I'm not, I'm actually quite skinny. Going bald though. It's super fun.

Here's a fun fact that most newfags don't know: Moot started this website in order to post loli and hentai wherever he pleased, because he kept getting banned for talking about it on Something Awful, where he started out as a member of the anime forum there.

He'd post in the loli board on Sup Forums every now and then the first year or 2. He got rid of the loli board when he wanted to present a cleaner face to the world. I can't blame him.

Oh no I've been called a newfag!

you seem like a cool guy :)

whats your first memory of Sup Forums

>Oh no I've been called a newfag!
It's true, you were. Even worse, that was the best response you could come up with.

>you seem like a cool guy :)
Thanks, homes. I do alright.

Here's another early Sup Forums fact: I went to one of the Sup Forums meets in NYC that moot organized back in the day. It was super fucking awkward. So many really weird guys spouting memes. Moot was pretty cool and fun to talk to. He was smart enough to have the meet in a 21+ bar, so at least there weren't a lot of teens there.

Lol that's implying anything else I said would have made you think I wasn't

How comes that in 12 years of browsing Sup Forums, you haven't understood that being a newfag is about the attitude, not the time you've been spending here?
You usually understand this in under a month

>whats your first memory of Sup Forums

My first memory was hearing moot get made fun of on SomethingAwful for being banned for linking Sup Forums there, when he was trying to gain members here.

I came over to Sup Forums just to see what the fuss was about, and being completely uninterested in anime, I went to Sup Forums. There, I immediately discovered how incredibly creative and funny everyone was in Sup Forums, and how much funnier this place was than Something Awful.

I used to save tons of Sup Forums threads because they were so hilarious. I wish I could post some for you guys now, but a HDD crashed wiped them all.

Anyway, the joke has always been "Sup Forums was never good", but truly, from 2004-2008 it actually was pretty amazing. I have a lot of good memories from those days. Now I just come here to jack off since there's nothing else left here except mouth-breathing Sup Forums racists and porn.

Am I cool?

>How comes that in 12 years of browsing Sup Forums, you haven't understood that being a newfag is about the attitude, not the time you've been spending here?

"who the fuck cares" is actually a very newfag attitude. An oldfag would have tried to troll me with something clever. Ah, now you see.

You litteraly sound like the guy in your images

>how incredibly creative and funny everyone was in Sup Forums
can't tell if truth or drunk

>Am I cool?
You're super cool. But mostly because that golden 1911 or whatever reminded me of all the good times I had playing GoldenEye with my friends in high school.

how can i stop being a newfag?

Meh, if you're truely an oldfag, I'm sure Candlejack is celebrati

Lol the who the fuck cares and that comment you green texted was 2 different people friend

>You litteraly sound like the guy in your images
It's almost like that's the idea

Most disturbing thing you ever saw on Sup Forums?

>can't tell if truth or drunk
It really is the truth. And I'm high, not drunk.

I've got a beautiful wife now and an awesome dog, but I have to admit I really miss the old days of Sup Forums.

a true oldfag has been banned multiple times.

.....Wow, you are so dumb it hurts. I'm not even going to bother explaining.

as a newfag (only been here for 2 weeks, fuck i feel young) how was Sup Forums back then?

Candlejack has no more power here, sadly. I'd like Candlejack to show up in American Gods.

I haven't watched the tv show yet actually, although I love the book.

Aw fine

I guess also does that mean I'll be ignored now? Cause that's not fun

cool story, came buckets.

lurk moar (beat you to it, op)

Nigger Newfags are fags who came from NewGrounds

darn
i wasn't even baiting, it's been only 2 weeks i'm here

>An oldfag would have tried to troll me with something clever.
are you stupid ?

>how can i stop being a newfag?
It's simple! Get trapped here long enough that the new people seem like idiots to you.

I remember when the awful newfags who loved dumb shit like Boxxy became angry some 5 or 8 years later when the NEW newfags didn't know who Boxxy was. The cycle continues.

>Most disturbing thing you ever saw on Sup Forums?
Nothing too interesting, I'm afraid. I've seen all the same gore, CP, suicides, that any oldfag has. I think the image that bothered the most is this video I saw of this Chinese dude who had been run over by heavy machinery or something. His entire body was cut in two with his legs a few feet away, and he is feeling his torso because of the extreme pain, and then realizing he's holding his intestines. And there's no way he survived that. Just realizing I saw his final moments of life, and that he was also realizing it was his final moments was a mindfuck that stayed with me.

>a true oldfag has been banned multiple times.
I've lost count at this point. At least 20 times for me. Mostly for really dumb shit, like posting a 24 year old asian woman and the mods banning me for CP. Actually I think it was all for dumb shit. I can't think of one I deserved really.

if you weren't banned by snacks your not an oldfag gtfo.

>Nigger Newfags are fags who came from NewGrounds
I tip my hat to you, fellow oldfag. Although really the term existed before then. But you're right that that's when the first true huge influx of newfags happened at once.

>I tip my hat to you, fellow oldfag
holy shit op is retarded, oldfag or not

>if you weren't banned by snacks your not an oldfag gtfo
Snacks had been stripped of power right before I started coming here regularly. So I tip my hat to you as well.

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>holy shit op is retarded, oldfag or not
trolls trolling trolls

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Pretending to be retarded does not make you a good troll, it just makes you actually retarded

Oh man, I didn't know it was that easy! Although considering OP doesn't like me, doubt it would have worked

Knock knock.

Ah, see, I thought you were trolling me by pretending not to realize I was trolling you, and I was laughing with you. But you were serious. Let me laugh even harder.

Pretty sure he said he was retarded, kinda covered his ass there

>laughs in meta

ah, yes. the old "self deprecation is my criticism shield"

Why did you use a "tips feodora" image from google images? Have you not come across anything more original or better over the 12 years?

I just wanted to point it out so my friend OP will notice me!

Alright guys, it was fun riling up the newfags, but it's 4 am now, and I have an inpatient I have to check on tomorrow morning (I'm a vet).

This thread is now rolling for nudes of this guy's mom:

Lol night, was mildly entertaining

Do you regret it?

>laughs in meta

kill yourself.