G'morning user

g'morning user.
i hope u slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

i would like to continue living

no point in returning to the void earlier than necessary. life may suck but i still get to eat tendies, play vidya, and fap to traps so it has its moments

Because if you can do it so can I.. fag

Probably because I like living and suicide is the only 100% hell worthy offense.

it's good you like living.
>no point in returning to the void earlier than necessary.
good point.

I gots shit tah do

Because I'm going to get laid for the first time in a couple weeks

This user knows what life is actually about.

Don't have the energy left to kill my self, maybe tomorrow.

that's great man.
enjoy.
nice dubs.
i agree.
have a good day.

cant suck cock and ride dirt bikes if dead

which do you enjoy more?
ever sucked a cock while riding a dirt bike?

I got a race in a couple weeks, so I kinda wanna do that.

what kind of race user?

Just found out my gf is pregnant after 2 years of trying, 4 misscarriages and her almost dying of an infection. So I kinda want to live to raise my kid and eventually marry her.

Cause I just spent 2 hrs in the gym and then did 500m in the pool
I have a dinner date with my girlfriend tonight and then Uni in the morning

Why have you not killed yourself?
Your life is not worth very much

Because I have to start chemo on Monday

congrats user.
i hope you have a healthy kid.sounds like you had a nice gym session.
thanks for you comment about my life.
not sure why i will not.
nice dubs. g'luck with beating cancer.

bump

well get on with it jerome

source??

Because the last element that I need to do it in a more or less painless way was lost by the mail service, so I have to wait a little longer.

because
1) i can always do it tomorrow
2) i can start drinking again if i really need to

Mostly because I'm not a horny teenager anymore, so I stopped defining my success in life by the number of pussies I've stuck my dick into.