You walk into your room and this is waiting for you, what do u do Sup Forums?

You walk into your room and this is waiting for you, what do u do Sup Forums?

Who is this cunt and why are they in my room?

*tosses them out the window*

Kick him in the nuts
Not feminine enough

I'd fuck her

Tell him he'd look great in a jockstrap while I mount him

Turn 360 degrees and walk out.

Fuck that faggot ass

180°

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fuck it?

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Newfag. KEK.

Tell him to fuck off.

Call the police because theres a strange man in my house

Shoot them, as they are trespassing and im not a degenerate

Electionfag detected

I'd want to see the face, but I'd gentle grab that ass and slide right in.

>ask what he is doing in my place and how he got in
>ask him what his name is
>have sex with him because that's obviously where this is going
>tie him down to my bed and never let him go

Slowly walk out, set my house on fire it's already contaminated

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Kick it in the balls until it becomes a real woman and not a faggot wannabe

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Hit it hard till it becomes loose and then work it from a side angle till it's full of cum. Wouldn't forget me anytime soon.

wow that sounds good

Handcuff his wrists and ankles to my bedposts. Proceed to fuck him while putting my hand over his mouth so he can't get too loud.

Grab my scissors
>Well officer, they wanted to be a girl..

Turn 360° and walk away

They're right though. 360 degrees would have you walking toward them, not back out of the door.
Liberalfag detected. How can you assume Trump voters are dumb when Killary lovers don't even know basic math? gtfo my Sup Forums newfags.

Push head down into the ground and keep that ass up in the air. Then i'd aggressively shove my hard cock into that hole and proceed to have the angriest sex possible with this slutboy. It would be a symphony of grunting, spanking, that ass clapping up against my pelvis, our balls slapping together, and dick-farts from my cock filling up that ass and forcing the air out. It would be really loud, I wouldn't give a if neighboors could hear. Then in the end I'd pump every last ounce of my hot cum as deep as I could inside of my new toy, and leave this bitch a ravaged, sloppy, cum dripping mess before going to my computer to shitpost on Sup Forums and eat dry cereal.

>her

>this fucking level of denial

>kills someone for a minor crime
>not a degenerate

kill yourself

kill that faggot

Pull out my dick, and pound that tight boipucci

lick, suck and fuck

One less liberal faggot for the boys in blue

What more can an honest, taxpaying citizen do?

Right LOL! Boipucci this shit is to good man. It's a dude and his lose asshole.

>lose asshol
More like a tight semen extractor that will milk my penis dry.
Feels just as good as a girls.

damn who's cute boy ass is that?

no idea

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bump for more

why don't you fags just fuck a girls ass, if you like butts so much..?
they have better looking asses too with the same asshole

Kick the faggot's ass

I'd tell him to stop acting like a fag and put some pants on.

girls asses look fucking terrible

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>they have better looking asses too
not always. Plus cute cocks are really fun

Explain, I'd love to hear your reasoning behind that statement.

They don't have a reason other then the fact that they like man ass. Weirdos.

I'd say: come on mate not again put your pant up and get out of my room that's fucking disgusting

isn't it obvious what to do?

I kind of agree & I'm attracted to both, but I just relate to guys more.
Also the cock/ass combo is way more versatile.

BB gun to the tip

Check 'em

Kick him in the balls, cut his throat, throw him out the window. Miss me with that gay shit

>and trips ALWAYS speak the truth

wow, cock is huge.
rip ass

that cock isn't huge...

Thirsty?