*blocks your path'

*blocks your path'

>Wanna fight big boi?

What's your response?

W... W... Wanna be my girlfriend, beautiful?

bend her over > fuck her right in the pussy

is she even 5 foot tall?

no

I'd tell her yeah but just let her beat the shit out of me. i'd jerk off to the thought later if i'm not dead

*slowly backs away, making sure to remember her image to jack off to*

"Just don't sit on my face, that is all I ask, you dumb whore."

"Fuck off you cunt bitch."

*walks past*

fuck off femlet

let's wrestle

walk away, I have no time for transgender miggets

ouch, that edge of yours really hurts

Considering my body mass is superior to that woman's and considering I punch very hard, I would warn her to get out of my way because I don't hurt property. When she steps up to me and looks me straight in the eyes to intimidate me, I won't honor her, I'll try to walk away without even looking at her. If she puts a hand on me, I'll grab her arm and twist it to near-break. She'll try to kick me because that's how property reacts, predictably, and women kick, I'll intercept her kick and flat-out crush her on the ground. I'll go for a punch but stop at the last moment, and I'll say "Remember what you are.". I would then walk away because, as I said, I don't hurt property, I put it in its place.

mirin her calfs

How narrow is my path that she blocks it?

Why am I choosing such narrow paths?

Is this copypasta or a cringe thread?

Just because she's fit doesn't mean she knows how to fight.

Kryss Desandre

lel , she could run faster than me , but I would destroy her in a fight.

I would ask her politely to move , then push her aside if she didn't.

Come on . she would be like fighting an average manlet.

Nah.

Wanna spot me on bench though? Yeah... just grab those plates and follow me.

If I win, do I get to fuck you?

only when it is erect.

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hmm, manly man-cock

I'd fight to rip off those clothes

>throw some pocket spagetthi for distraction
>take out my laptop with ubuntu on it
>after 20 minutes of booting because of all the p0rn I have on it
>hack the cellphone in her pocket
>make it explode
>as I turn around bcuz cool guys don't look at explosions I say:
"Fucking normies"

Step on it.
Fuck the pile of guts and broken bone.
Cum on it.

>grab her
>smash her to the ground
>punch her face

come one guys, this girl is lik 155cm

-e

basically this

take her down and fuck her

>napoleon complex

good shit user, that's some high class shit

Let her beat me up and fuck me in the ass with a strapon

The birth of a copypasta

Are those tits real, or non existent, like your femininity?

I'd rather wrestle. Like the ancient greeks did, i.e. in the nude.

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>tfw ill never have a cute faced smaller framed fit gf to drink protein shakes and fart her protein farts in my mouth

ok. ill slap you around if your into that

.what_doth_life

"No."
Then, maintaining eye contact, start loading up sled with weight she wouldn't dare dream of attempting, and push it down the lane and back, elevating my heart rate to about 140 and keeping it there for the duration of the exercise. 4 sets, to the end and back.

Then I leave the area and prepare to squat. 10 jump squats, 10 regular with just the bar, 10 at 135, then start to really load up and do 5 sets of 5 followed by an AMRAP set.

Next is hex bar deadlifts. Load up the bar with 225. 10 air squats. 10 reps. raise to 315. 5 sets of 5.

Walking lunges time. 45 pound dumbbells. 10 reps each leg. 4 sets.

Leg press. Load up to the max the thing can hold. 5 sets of 5. Leg press is a joke but I can assert my dominance this way.

She's still there. I haven't broken eye contact. But she doesn't want to fight anymore. We meet here on tuesdays and thursdays now. She reracks all my weight.

*yawn*

grab her by the pussy

All that man muscle won't help when I engulf you with my girth. 6,2 and 330 lbs my bearhug will a crush you like a a pick up a truck drivin over a plate a my Mama's spaghetti

Maintain safe distance. Click safety off. Remember shoot/dont-shoot drills. Hopefully I left myself an out.
If it engages, defend myself. No comments without a lawyer present.

same

Got three on ya hun....

Take my wallet anything just please don't hurt me

Whup out da dick and see if She can beat it.

I'm black

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How bout i shove my cock down your windpipe and you fight for air

more pics of this womenlet

Apologies for being a white male, tip my fedora, turn 360 degres, then walk away.

whats her name?

>After 49 fights this will be my last one

Moar

More!

With a quick kick to the nuts, I'd grab a fistful of hair and throw her to the ground. Then I'd proceed to ripping her shorts open at the seam and raw dogging her boi pussy.

fit gals thread?

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no, but i'd like to buy you a drink

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Fight this D down your throat!

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dam son. i'd marry her

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"What's the answer to life?"
And then run away while she search for the answer

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are there other kinds of cock?

No.

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I'll punch her like I punched Conor Mcgregor after the fight in vegas. I seen him gambling and I said "nice fight you ginger bitch" and he looked at me and I punched and fell down and started crying. I would have hit him some more but I felt bad for the guy.

Kek

sure, but if i can make you tag out i get to fuck you raw dog.

Fight her until she chokes me out with her thighs
Report to police as sexual assault after a lengthy prosecution she has taken also pay victim compensation.

Ask her to spit in my mouth

>be walking down hallway
>nearly collide with small female
>due to my masculine height i did not see her
>w-w-wanna fight b-big boy? she sheepishly says
>a devilish grin begins to creep across my face
>i apologize for nearly colliding with her frail feminine frame
>i can hear men banging on objects through the walls
>hear distant sobbing of women
>my penis begins to swell
>her groin begins to moisten
>n-no problem she squeaks
>her shorts are now soaked
>my grin spreads further as my cock swells even more, nearly tearing my work pants
>i oppressively slide to the side of the hall, gesturing her to walk past
>"after you" I sneer through my grin, now wider than my face
>the banging is louder now
>the building begins to shake
>women begin wailing, as if to sing a sirens song
>tears begin streaming down her face
>t-t-thank y-y-you she chokes through sobs
>my swollen manhood bursts from my now shredded pants
>it rises to the ceiling
>in a glorious cloud of white smoke, she transforms into a 1950's housewife
>IT
>building begins to collapse around us
>she immediately gives birth to quadruplets, all males
>WAS
>all the children rapidly grow into adult men, all dawning perfectly tailored Kiton suits, all sporting full erections
>MY
>my glorious sons cum in unison
>the building implodes on itself
>PRIVILEGE
>my cock, fueled by the display of masculinity by my sons, grows even further
>it shields us from the collapse
>she bore me hundreds if children
>all successful young men

I can take her she may look imposing and all but the female muscles aren't as strong as the males ones it's a fact.

You're too cute to be violent, but i'd arm wrestle you. If I win we go out and get a drink, and if You win I'll let you pay.

>She accepts: I get a date
>She declines: I outsmart her

kek

So never.

fuck yea, with terms though
if i win i get to fuck her however i want everyday for a month
if she wins she gets to do whatever to me for a month

>Wanna fight big boi?
"No, sir."

Run back to the parking lot. Follow her with high beams on. Snicker. She turns her lights off. I can't see her anymore. I crash into her. She's a ball of asian? Rage. I sue her. It takes two years to settle. She doesn't drive anymore because it costs her 4000 a year to insure a 15 year old civic. Bikes to the gym everyday. I occasionally spot her. I drive by slowly and tell her I helped her fitness goals and is helping the environment by biking. Her spray tan fitness hunkie boyfriend doesn't like me lurkin'
He bikes behind her now. One night he is biking alone and sees me lurking.
He drives his bike out in front of me. I hit him and he breaks his shin. He sues me. We all ride bikes now and the environment thanks me.

laugh then tell her to fuck off