/asean/ - CLMV edition

Bizarro World edition

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Another one by Frenchie?

I am. I plan to make a new thread around Wednesday or Thursday maybe, I just made it out of boredom.

This thread is under the command of the 3rd French empire.
Bow down to our magnificent frog soldiers or die

if every froggie look like that, sure.
if not, we'll arm our rice farmers with aks' lah

At this point, I don't care who make the thread. It'll be irrelevant as always.

Suck my dick you whore

Thanks EU!

Arise, children of the Fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny's
Bloody banner is raised, (repeat)
Do you hear, in the countryside,
The roar of those ferocious soldiers?
They're coming right into your arms
To cut the throats of your sons, your women!

To arms, citizens,
Form your battalions,
Let's march, let's march!
Let an impure blood
Soak our fields!

What does this horde of slaves,
Of traitors and conspiratorial kings want?
For whom are these vile chains,
These long-prepared irons? (repeat)
Frenchmen, for us, ah! What outrage
What fury it must arouse!
It is us they dare plan
To return to the old slavery!

youtu.be/4K1q9Ntcr5g

>nyaa.se is down

goodnight /asean/
hope none of us dies tomorrow

I used to recite La Marseillaise sometimes when I was at elementary school.

HEIL KUNG FÜHRER!

Germany, Germany above everything,
Above everything else in the world,
when, for protection and defense,
it always stands brotherly together.
From the Meuse to the Memel,
From the Adige to the Belt,
|: Germany, Germany above everything,
Above everything else in the world! :|

German women, German loyalty,
German wine and German song
Shall retain in the world
Their old beautiful chime
And inspire us to noble deeds
During all of our life.
|: German women, German loyalty,
German wine and German song! :|

Unity and justice and freedom
For the German fatherland!
Towards these let us all strive
Brotherly with heart and hand!
Unity and justice and freedom
Are the foundation of happiness;
|: Flourish in the radiance of this happiness,
Flourish, German fatherland! :|

French girl, who was forced to learn German and had lost her parents during the war sings Deutschlandlied, in a room full of Germans and Americans casually drinking after the war.

youtube.com/watch?v=rmheo9bePH8

El MatoiANO

>go to kaskus
>some ahoker shits stil butthurt on there
>they are posting shitty epik meme to express their butthurt
>show em who the real mememaster
>post glorious 4chug epik meme style about thier chink candidates being loser
>other watcher of thread laughing and enjoying more my own memes
>so glorious even the OP can't even reply anything new to his own fuckin thread
>their SJW mod can't even accept the losses in the thread, so closed the thread
>mfw

LOTS OF WHITEBOIPUSSIES HERE, GET OUT

Time to quit this wageslave life soon. Putangina nman tlga.

el cebuANO

Laos is communist you retard.

They kicked out thier king a while ago

All those people on Sup Forums reacting to Nyaa dying... Isn't that overreacting? Aren't they aware that alternatives exist, even if said alternatives may be inferior or even not acceptable for them (like streaming)?

>kakus
You need to go back there, nigger.

>communism in ASEAN
Are you kidding?

>Vietnam
>Laos
>previously Cambodia

That pic isn't the real representation of current geopolitical situation surrounding the SEA region. Instead, a mere semi-plausible preferred scenario by an autist.

A F U C K I N G L E A F

>nyaa.se is still down

>down
It's dead, Jim.

Yeah this news to me but I went searching and found an user on Sup Forums used a bot to scrape nyaa and sukebei. He got a database both of them too. Will write a code open the files soon.

>browsing kakus
you have to go back

I want central Asian qt as my waifu NOW!

Never, they're all mine

>muh superior meme frontier
cringed

Die Fahne hoch, die Reihen fest geschlossen
SA marschiert, in ruhig fest im schritt
Kameraden die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen
Marschiert im Geist, mit ruhig einem mit

I probably fucked up some words, but I just started learning German a few months ago

It's time for you to work, wagies!

Wait, she looks like Bailey Jay.

What are you doing?!
You're gonna be late for slaving!
Get going now!

Hey! That's my line!

Link pls, i have a bad day today, need some laugh.

I always had a bad day everyday ever since March started

>a proxy retard is asking for kakus link
really activated my almonds

its doesnt exists, probably some indog autism acting out

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So what's your excuse?

We love each other in asean
A gang of insignificant cunt

Free WiFi = slow WiFi

I just want speed

Friendly reminder that your cunt will never ever have a rocker as a president.

I got into metal when I was a teen because I saw an Iron Maiden poster on the Indon show Kiamat Sudah Dekat.

Rock genre became shit after 2011

Bisaya dominates the bar exam! Truly a different time. Thanks, Tatay Digong!

My home internet is rangebanned but not on mobile

>bar exam

You mean back then bisayans can't pass that wtf?

Here comes the butthurt pagpagalogs kek

Here comes the butthurt pagpagbisayans kek

I thought we are suppose to be anti lawyers here

Seriously tho
It took dutdut for them to pass that shit?

>tagalog reading comprehension

>different time
Pagpagbisayan banter
No wonder he needs a Korean trip

Different guy. Top confirmed this on Sup Forums IIRC

Yeah, that guy is based, timestamped himself just to prove that it's different guy. Also, his face is plastered all over the internet as typical neet archetype and he just don't give a fuck.

Eating my bento now. Next will go for solat and back for wageslave

kek it's originally a reddit meme why would he browse here

Because he's a virgin?

That doesnt prive anything tho

9gag and Sup Forums goes hand and hand plus add facebook

>go out with my umbrella because it says it will rain
>doesn't rain the entire time

>go out without my umbrella
>rains instantly once I'm too far away to go back for it

Is /asean/ being colonized by French again or what?

yes, now prepare your boipuccis

They never left.

he did AMA on reddit kek and its originally a reddit meme

O-okay.
Just prepare your strap on.

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Why do we get so many 9fgas here

Too bad there's no definitive history here in the Philippines since there's way too few concrete documents about pre-colonial and Spanish Empire era Philippines.

Who are your top ten figures in history/current?
>Otto von Bismarck
>Niccolò Machiavelli
>Angela Merkel
>Henry Kissinger
>Frederick the Great
>Thomas Hobbes
>Prince Klemens Wenzel von Metternich
>Cardinal Richelieu
>Camillo Benso of Cavour
>Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord

Rizal tops them all since he stole all the credits, he isnt even popular during spanish era

>Angela Merkel
why

>Parlimentary monarchies with ceremonial monarchies

>not popular
Hated by the church and executed.
>elite celebstatus
>writes for newspaper

>it's originally a reddit meme

get the fuck out of here FAGGOT

>tfw NEET

Will do if you show sis pic(s)

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I see this general is still alive.
How are you my good hearted and honest conquered people ?

i touch myself at night

Hello fellow French, how are you doing?

feels good to rule again

Hungover again, so can't be that bad
But I got an extra chocolatine at the bakery so I'm happy.
Doesn't it ? I wish we had closer relationship with our former colonies in Indochina but I guess the distance and general cohabitation was bad.

>started out un-packing computers in a centre-right party
>then becomes a minister for Women for CDU's propaganda and she was seen as not threatening to the leadership
>often called Kohl's "little Mädchen" shy af at first
>adopts in the male dominated CDU
>when Kohl is found out to have done some illegal dealings, she unhesitatingly killed his old master's career
>takes control of CDU and wins a general election
>masterfully out Frenches the French by becoming the undisputed political and economic leader of the EU, which was supposed to tie down Germany
>the only one who is smart enough to call for more integration and centralisation to solve the crisis
>fended off recession despite dealing with the biggest crisis of our recent time
>she also avoided the trap that other countries with decent social welfare like Japan, UK, etc had fallen into
>she had avoided the burden of old people living longer by attracting the brightest labourers in Europe to help generate income for the old and make those labourers foster German philosophy and customs
>managed to also keep the EU fairly intact throughout the crisis
>after the crisis she could finally push for more centralisation
She would truly surpass Bismarck soon

>tfw manages to out French the French during the Franco-Prussian war
>tfw raeps French industrial heartland in WWI
>tfw raeps France during WWII
>tfw even with France creating the EU to tie Germany down, Germany is now the biggest economy and Merkel is the undisputed Empress, despite nearly half a century of separation
Why can't you bow down to Prussian superiority?

Can't bow down to something that doesn't exist anymore user.
But yeah Prussia was pretty cool indeed, no denying that.

Which ASEAN is your favorite?

I welcome our new whitey overlords
Pls rule with fairness and grace

>tfw /asean/ feels like SEA in 1898
I need some Indio to carry me to the market.

Croissants and chocolatines are a human right.
The right to have a 2 hours lunch break shall not be infringed
Please take it easy and enjoy la Douceur de vivre.
Have some weird traditions too, it's important
Second from left on the bottom row
Tomboys are life,tomboys are love

>alternatives
There are no alternatives other than private memes.

Private memes take too much effort for so little gain.

Aren't Central Asians mudslimes?

we will take good care of you, unlike those shitty spics that don't even know you anymore.

/asean/ irl?
youtube.com/watch?v=oD4cBReV10Q

Yeah

I have a UPD cousin who passed the bar years back

He claims the results look rigged

That may be his UPD bravado but he claims that no UPD or ADMU in the top 10 sounds very fishy

>All those Sup Forums people wanting Le Pen to win just because Nyaa died
I don't get it.