What's your most fucked up and/or plain out weird fetish or sexual fantasy?

What's your most fucked up and/or plain out weird fetish or sexual fantasy?

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fuck off fbi

>OPs pic related

I'll start, I am really turned on by the thought of getting raped by a really ugly fat redhead. I do not have a thing for gingers or anything, just that specific scenario.

rape fetish

Mine is to take a gender swapping pill, and then get gang fucked like the good little slut I am

Offering my body to a man, getting railed from behind for hours, and becoming pregnant with his child

I really like pissing in pussies and asses

Hey, I'm like two of those three things

Faggot

"Gender swapping pill" means spironolactone and estradiol, right?

who the fuck cares, seriously

you aren't him, so WHY DO YOU CARE?

gay

Jesus fuck you sound like a tumblr SJW

mmm, yummy yummy cocks

who /spanking/ here

Legit my parents fault for giving me this

Fuck them

Vore

I watch bdsm porn but I genuinely hate it.

I fantasize about murdering the guy who is spanking or whatever the girl and then burning down his house - I basically have a white knight fetish.

How does it feel to have one of the most mocked-by-Tumblr fetishes of all time?

OP pic is 2/3's of all Sup Forums breads.

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Who cares?

Omfg kek!!! Spotted!!!

Satan agrees

Fangs. Saw some camgirl with some in and took to it instantly. No idea why it's hot, it just is.

Fuck off sjw antifa cuck faggot. Go back to letting you wife's boyfriend warm up in your mouth.

I have a theory that vore fetishes come from both a desire for physical contact, out of loneliness, and a desire to receive oral sex. Correct?

I don't know. I don't use tumblr because I'm not a faggot

Lel you jelly the faggot has both a wife and a boyfriend. Don't worry you still have your chicken tendies to keep you company.

No voreaphile really knows why we like it. The closest thing I can get to a theory is I like the feeling of wet tongue but all over my body

Seems to me you had a distant mother and lacked human touch whole growing up

Fuck off homophobe monkey, you're harassing other people on fucking Sup Forums and dare to judge about others?

K

Sooooooo your a vinalla faggot?

>Be in the middle of nowhere rode
>Notice a crashed car on sideways.
>In the car, one or more unconscious beautiful chiks.
>Don't call 911
>start groping and fucking them

The faggot wants to become a girl and get fucked by other men. He should just become part of the 45% already

I once had the privilege of doing this 10/10

I have a weird fetish if falling in love with someone I use to be an enemy of. Maybe like a frenmy thing. They tried to kill me. I tried to kill them. For some reason we have to work together. Then while doing that we fall in love.

actually, I have my wife, because I'm not a degenerate faggot.

And why do you care about it?

breast cancer screening of step daughter. well, that;s what I tell her,

that point where every woman bends to a big dick and starts moaning and thanking him even when she said nah

Pretty sure there's enough fags like you who would fuck you even with out the gender swap pill. Faggot

aww yeah, nothin like it

I like that one. Like, "we used to hate each other, and now he's inside me"

because trans people are mentally ill degenerates. They should all be committed to an asylum. Hopefully their suicide rates go from 45% to 100

And why do you care that he's calling him exactly what he is, a faggot. If anything it sounds like he shooting from the hip and your white knighting for no reason. That or your a gender swapping fag who came to the wrong place to try and get on your soap box and preach to leave Brittney alone. Go back to your tumblr and preach there SJW fag, this is Sup Forums Sup Forums. Not your tumblr with two middle age women Christian followers.

Shut up reddit fag

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A loving relationship with a girl culminating in raising a child together

girls with only one leg

Fetish? Catgirls. Not 'weird' by Sup Forums standards; but weird in the sense that you don't talk about it amongst friends.

Sexual fantasy? Easy. I want two nice blondes in secretary outfits, including labcoats. One is giving me a blowjob while the other whispers the scientific names of plants and flowers in my ear. Preferably the left one.

Kek, can't even deny it!!!

Grow up

Lol says the person who posts the most obvious pic when their feelings get hurt over the internet. Good one old sport

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"Ooh, rafflesia"

this

this is my sister lol

but have no fear, i have more

lol
kys

Being kidnapped and kept. Raped, used, made to please a man. Stockholm syndrome style. Getting to eat and drink and use the restroom when I need, but being under his control. Calling him daddy, being his little girl. Doing what he says.

How about you wake up and realize that all trans people are sick in the fucking head. Thankfully trump put a stop to them serving in the military.

Says the fag who is still on his soap box, trying to protect his right to mutilate his dick. Just cut off your cock and choke yourself on it while preaching to everybody that it's your right. Still doesn't change the fact that your gay and your best come back was last night in your throat.

Thank god daddy got the icky fags out of my toned, manly fighting force

Why are conservatives so obsessed with trans women's dicks? What happened in your childhood to give you this kind of complex?

Still doesnt changes that your a reddit fag. Nice comeback though faggot

I don't care about homosexuals. Some of the best Marines I've met were gay. I just don't want mentally ill trannies in our ranks. now fuck off back to r/politics, degenerate

And your a dumbass thinking that your still draling with the person who posted this about the 45 to 100 percent. FAIL

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since i was 14

get hard faggot

why not bigot? everyone deserves the right to join the military and kill innocent people defending their home

>tulmblr

You probably listen to sex junk on repeat and actually believe that pseudo science. I bet you support pedophilia too, you're probably an antifa member as well huh?

>How real is this monthly giveaway?

bestshop.bordenlake.com

Lol, there's thousands of people that get disqualified every day. There's hundreds of disqualifying conditions. You're a fucking idiot. If a kid can't get in because he took add meds when he was younger, then neither should a kid that doesn't know what their fucking gender is.

kek

I'm not sure what you mean by "pseudo-science" (hopefully not all the peer-reviewed studies on sex and gender that support trans people?), but other than that, all misses

what a fucking waste

Still doesn't change that your just a white knight Tumblr degenerative tranny fag. Nice try homo, now fuck off and go blog your SJW rehashed shit to your small mom fan base.

It's Sunday, shouldn't you be finishing your homework?

Cause just cause you put make up on a pig doesn't make it a women. It just has a festering shit mentality and needs to own up to being gay.

that whole multiple genders, gender spectrum trash. Complete bullshit. There's two genders. I'm sorry you let your liberal idiot professors brainwash you. I'm done replying to you though. Have fun watching your wife fuck other men. only a matter of time til she leaves you, cuckold faggot.

Not talking to that user. Just the pol white knights here. Soooo... pot meet kettle?

Can you explain why. I never understood why this fetish is so popular.

>apa.org/topics/lgbt/transgender.aspx
When you're ready to learn, the facts are there

>32
Sigh. Kys right now

have a good day mr quints

Scientists also said at one time that marijuana would make black people want to rape white women and induce hysterical behaviors as well. But that's okay, cherry pick your facts just like a true pol fag.

I'm pretty vanilla I suppose. been experimenting with anal masturbating and I ordered all my sex toys (some big ones too) off of Amazon. I still live with my folks, so I'm super paranoid about them somehow finding out after a close call ordering a 12" tapering buttplugs. This in mind, my fantasy is going to a sex shop and being preyed on
>go to sex shop out of the way in a damn near different state to avoid accidentally running into someone I know
>never been in one before, so I'm overwhelmed and have no idea where anything is
>have to nervously stammer out my question of "where are the thick dildos?" To the MILF store owner
>said owner can see I'm nervous and out of place so offers to help
>makes recommended choices and asks my opinion
>slowly get more comfortable talking to her, she offers me the choice to "try one out" to make sure I really want it
>She closes the store temporarily, guides me to a backroom, helps lube me up
>helps guide this extra thick dildo into me while watching
>she gets turned on, asks if she can touch me and I her
>agree of course
>she sits on my face while continuing to ram my ass with the dildo
>I'm eating out her pussy like a man dying of thirst
>as she comes and I feel her legs quiver, she Rams the dildo into the hilt and I almost blow my load then and there
>she then finishes me off by keeping the dildo in place, slowly jerking me off, while I suck on her tits

Sometimes in the Fantasy the shop is owned by the same MILF and her 30-ish daughter works there part time and I happen to be there when she is. The daughter is more fem-dom while the mother is the one who treats me like a boy to be nurtured. The farthest this has ever gone is the 2 of them enjoy using me as a plaything so much, they start giving me vibrators and buttplugs to walk around in public with on a date with them.

Was thinking of drawing a comic of the whole thing. Or a short story.

kek

>science has been wrong, but my feelings and the word of god are infallible

What do you mean who/here

Strangling little girls and fucking their dead bodies.

It's Sunday, shouldn't you be addressing your loyal Tumblr following?

I've tried pissing in many vaginas but was never physically able to. I'd just end up shitting the bed.

My mother has asked for money and stuff in the past and said she'd do anything to repay me. That usually means cooking my favorite meal, or switching my laundry to the dryer. However in some of my sex fueled fantasies, I jokingly ask her for some head and she agrees VERY quickly as if she's been waiting for me to ask. This opens up a whole can of incestuous worms.

I then cum like a gallon, and feel absolutely disgusted with myself as I'm cleaning myself off.

There's male and female. Basic biology. You born with a vagina? Your a female. You got a dick, guess what. Your a male. Simple as that. Everything else is just money fueled lobbiest.

kill yourself

Nice kneejerk reaction, you ought to check out what the experts who actually study sex say some time

fetish: i like to expose myself to my plants. i make lewd gestures like the little whore i am. sometimes i put on a jock strap and knee-high stokcings and pretend that i am a sportsman in the changing room. that the plants watch me while i give pretend interviews turns me on.
phantasy: raping a dead child prostitute