What's the fastest, easiest, and most reliable way to find a chick to fuck without paying for some escort/prostitute

What's the fastest, easiest, and most reliable way to find a chick to fuck without paying for some escort/prostitute.

Craigslist is overrun with scams, killers, and robbers.

I'm just trying to find a quickie.

be attractive
be rich
dont be not attractive
dont be not rich

Have a profession with good social status

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I go on dates regularly, 50% of them end up in fucking.

I'm talking about sites or apps. I don't have a chance otherwise.

Not with that attitude. Go to pub, drink, find chubby /fatty, buy drink. Fuck

There aren't any bars close to me and I don't trust a uber or taxi driver to get me home.

Use bumble

I lied there's a pub and a bar within 5 miles. Still not trusting some taxi or cab.

Also I would be completely out of my element. I don't usually go out unless I'm eating, sitting at a bar looking lonely on my phone seems like a waste of time.

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Over weight
White
High school junior

Exactly how ugly and poor are you?

Give us something to work with.

Nice trips.

Ugly, above average body size and fit.

Craigslist is the easiest. You can also use a dating site but in that case you will have to message tons of women and talk to them before you meet up and have sex, whereas Craigslist you just have to put up one ad and wait for replies.

Is there some kind of eat to get a fake phone number attached to my real phone so that people can still message me without knowing my real number?

If I have to I'll just buy a prepaid burner phone.

Bartender here. My bar is where the entire fucking city goes to get laid.

Trick is to find a cool college-town bar, go on a Friday or Sat night, dressed nicely but not too nicely, and dressed for the type of woman you're wanting to fuck (dress like a chad to pick up an 8-10, dress like a nice guy for 5-7s, dress like anything for the 4s and under). Make sure to go w/ friends, because women will NOT fuck you if you're there alone with no one around you. They have this weird lonely-dude-radar, and trust me, it will go off.

Buy em some drinks, be fun and energetic but not crazy energetic, and most of all be strategically patient. If she's not obviously wanting to go home that night, take the loss and don't appear thirsty. If you fail on night one, she's thinking about it but is either self-conscious or nervous. Time makes women wet, and if they see a man who's patient, it'll make em even more ready.

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I live in a town filled with old ass retirees...

You don't put your number on craigslist. You can if you want to, and I have, but you're not supposed to and they have filters to try to prevent you from doing that.

Hmm. Well, odds are there are girls in your area that feel the same way. If they're looking to let loose a bit, there's gotta be somewhere with alcohol for them to go w/ their friends and do stupid girl shit. Maybe a smaller bar, but stay away from old-guy bars and biker bars. Biker bars are my fave, but only because everyone's got a gun and hates the gov't. Not good for pussy.

Look for local events, like small concerts or festivals or something like that. Women like meeting new people in a socially open setting with friends around them to give them emotional protection.

If it's too much to ask, don't answer, but where in the US are ya?

Charleston, South Carolina atm.

There's ways around the filter, but regardless I'll still need a burner number to contact after they PM me.

Oh dude, you got a shit ton of college bars around you! Look for small concerts at small venues that serve alcohol, bonus points for EDM (bitches always wanna fuck after an EDM show), or if you're feeling like some twisted girls, go to a punk show. The punk scene is filled w/ ugly ass dudes and hot girls w/ daddy issues, so it's a playground m8.

Quick question about tinder

How do you know what a girl is looking for ? Because theres girls on there who want relationships anons and i really dont...

I live smack in the middle of Halifax so theirs legitimately college girls everywhere I look

>Devil may cry 2

Come on man

If she's using sexual innuendo on her profile, she's a slut looking for chads to fuck quickly.

If she's using long, rambling descriptions about shit, she's probably a bit neurotic, but lonely, so she's still dtf but probably not immediately,

If she's got a sparse profile without much info, she's probably more complicated mentally and will be a work-in-progress to fuck.

t. about 10 matches/day when i'm using it, about 20 confirmed kills. kek

It was the only pic on hand :( im sorry

All machismo stories aside, confidence and numbers is the game man

Aw it's okay. Might be worst in the series but it's still devil may cry

So in your experiences what category do most girls fit into?

The only pic on hand.

You have fucking internet access

See its between that or the god awful reboot

This. Absolutely this.

I'm right at the cusp of manlet status and the best fuck I've had in the last few months was a 6'3" beauty with a flat chest but hips to die for. I shouldn't even have been in her league, but she wanted someone unique. Shit was so cash.

Kek right? Fuck that business.

How the fuck bro? I consider myself a pretty decent looking guy, I have hobbies and I'm fit. I don't have issues talking to women but I can't get matches worth shit? I'm on day 3 with 0 matches.

Most in my city are college gals, and college gals are insane in every way. Easy to fuck, but just insufferable otherwise.

Most girls on Tinder are looking to validate their sexual market value through flirtatious talk and occasional dates w/ the best looking dudes they match with. Men and women use tinder very differently. Men get on tinder when they're horny. Women get on when they think they're getting fat, or when they just broke up w/ a bf. Find out their life situation and leverage it for your benefit.

Most of the gals I match with are more of the punk/metalhead variety, since I'm more of that type and I enjoy smokin bud. Btw, if a girl says she smokes weed, she will almost certainly fuck you if you smoke w/ her.

There's one small detail I left out.
>I'm not white
Nothing major

It as a lot to do with how many use the app in your area. I live in the heart of a college town, so there are always girls on the app. Peak times to use it are later at night, or weekends.

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Exactly. I was overweight all through college and was pulling some hotties. Once you learn to be comfortable, stop obviously trying so hard, it comes flooding in

It'll probably work to your benefit nowadays lol. Just don't act like your race defines you and a woman won't notice.

>not white
>don't have a burner phone

wat

Women are biologically wired to be attracted to a few major things:
-Healthy, muscular male bodies
-Displays of masculine dominance (fights, debates, arguments, etc)
-Confident males with healthy relationships w/ their families

These are the cheat codes to the puss. Anything else is based entirely on culture and era.

From what I've seen so far here that may not be true.

To simplify, I stay down in SC for work and I go up to NC every once in a while to visit home. In NC I would agree easily, race isn't a concern and I constantly see mixed relationships.

Here in SC there's still some obvious tension going on. It makes things more difficult than they need to be.

Believe it or not, having a burner 24/7 is not something every non-white person does. If they did, it wouldn't be called a burner. You have it when needed and discard it when you dont.

I'm an average broke ass bitch but with a little social skills, tinder, and pof I fuck bitches on the regular. Sure they're not 10s but lots of 7s

Stupid question but does the time of day / tinder plus do anything ? I get a steady 4 matches a day,

Good point. Lived in NC for a bit on Ft. Bragg and it was much different than most southern cities.

I guess the best bet is a concert, then. Bars are more affected by individual group membership (race, subculture, income), but at a concert everyone is connected by a shared desire for the music. Like I said, EDM or punk shows for the quick connections; country you should probably stay away from. Charleston has good shows, I had a roommate a few years back who played there. If you can't find any good music venues, another tactic would be art exhibits or more scholarly functions (guest speakers, political meetups). The girls are more homely, but so are the guys, so it's easier competition.

George Carlin said, "I've never fucked a ten. But one night, bam! Five twos!"

Dunno abt Tinder Plus, I think it's just a (((scheme))) for money.

Time of day can help you more readily find matches, since you're more likely to be on while the girls are on. I think there was a study on the times that most users utilize tinder, but I'm a bit busy w/ some good blow and not gonna look it up lol.

Samefag.

Funny story, the last time I left my city to visit my family I started getting a shit ton of new matches in a tiny little suburb, and I'm sure if I stayed in town w/ the fam I would've been fucking lonely suburban slit all weekend. I think it's because there are less young horny dudes in the suburbs to fill up the demand.

To me it's more like toilet paper.
Always keep one handy,
never know when you're gonna need it.
When the moment arises, use and flush.

When its stuck on your butt and no TP to wipe with, shit sucks.

>Charleston, South Carolina atm.
You in the military?

is it 5 points in Columbia, SC?

Nah m8. I'm in Richmond, VA. Smaller city, but the art school makes it worthwhile. Lotta good punk music, pretty cheap living for a state capitol, easy to get out of the city for camping/hunting/fleeing the breakdown of social order following EMP detonation.

I live in a highly conservative town where almost everyone is "God fearing" and is stuck in their own morals - what do I do?

Relocate.