I will be dead in less than 30 days from a terminal illness.
What should I do before I die?
I will be dead in less than 30 days from a terminal illness.
What should I do before I die?
Stop larping on Sup Forums
Rob a fucking bank!!!
Might as well rape someone
cancel your standing orders.
Release your Bankai for the last time
Unfortunately, I am not LARPing.
Why? What good is money when you are dead? Also, when does that ever work in this time?
Kys the illness should not be the one to finish you
Kill Nancy Pelosi.
I'm considering it.
I'm also considering this.
What?
Assassinate Hitler
go have sex with the prettiest bitch in your area without condom, drive fast and get tickets, eat alot
Once you have the money go do whatever the fuck you want until you pass. Go to Amsterdam, smoke weed and fuck high quality bitches. Go to die on the beaches of Bali. Also, wouldn't it be fun to rob a bank anyways?
Rape little girls and dress boys into sissy have sex without a condom masturbate in public kill a cop
So you are also suggesting rape?
How am I just going to be able to fuck the prettiest girl in my area?
Why would you do something awful like rape someone? Fucking glad you're going to die.
kill a few commies at your nearest antifa rally
Or I would spend my last days handcuffed to a hospital bed.
This sounds like your personal fantasy.
Drive as far across the country as possible.
Meet some new people and buy them lunch.
Piss on trees like a dog.
Do something you wouldn't have done otherwise and live your last month to the fullest.
At this point seems like the best thing to do is something that will last after your death, either something like push for a date with someone that will remember you or go out in style by going florida man
here is something called paid sluts, i dont know the exact word in english...
Nah just do it because its your final days
By the way, can you post proof? Preferably a doctor's note or something, just blur your name.
Or don't. You're gonna die
It would be fun. Most women have a rape fantasy anyways. Odds are I would be helping a bitch out.
Considering it.
I hate driving. I hate people. I like trees.
80% of bank robberies go unsolved. It takes months to find the guy. The banks pass the cash to you without fuss. You don't even need a gun. Just a note saying this is a robbery, give me all your cash.
Do whatever makes you happy. Just keep your soul in mind.
Hope you fucking die right now. Waste of air.
You mind giving away all your money on PayPal?
Even on the precipice of death all you can do is come here to make a shitty heyguyswatdo thread. You didnt deserve what little life you had.
kill, rape, do as many drugs as you can
Paid sluts are rarely very pretty.
I could take 5 minutes or so to dig up the test results, take a picture, blur out my name, and then post it.
Or I could just continue to drink until I pass out and shitpost here.
Find someone to pay you to kill you. Then give the money to charity. Two birds with one stone.
But I would love some proof, OP.
It makes it real.
We'll remember you after you die lol
If you do it you could be legendary, OP
Meh, sounds anticlimactic.
You may get your wish.
No. I have about 5k cash saved up and roughly 15k in assets. All of that goes to my family.
I decided to drink very heavily tonight and shitpost one last time. I'll probably be back again in the next few weeks, who knows.
this
die by burning yourself on the whitehouse lawn
Watch more anime.
Find Alice.
Rape her and post pics here.
Ah, good on you for that, OP
Don't waste your money on us lol
I still want proof though
What kind of fantasy world do you live in?
It wouldn't be a shitty Sup Forums thread without the OP requesting trips.
Someone rolls trips and I will make the effort to provide proof. I have documents that were emailed to me that won't take too long to edit, but apparently it is more fun this way.
Trips for proof anons.
Take matters into your own hands. Suicide by horsecock.
Then let's fucking go my nigga
Go to your death with honor and fight those who stand against the glory of the lord. DEUS VAULT
I see what you did there
Rollin
Find a girl, any girl, and convince her you love her
Rolling for OP
Pay people to plant fruit trees in your families and extended families yards. Great men plant seeds of trees they will never sit under.
Even though you are rping (old fag here) just relax and hang out it will be scary to die but its not the end you have a new begining dont fear it user
Don't get too drunk and pass out before trips k
Roll
What would that do? Why would it matter if I loved a girl? She would have to love me. And they don't.
Hahaha
Check em
Go to a liberal rally with a mossberg, and start shooting AntiFa
You'll be doing the world a favor, you'll get to go down as an epic hero in history, you'll get to put a few rounds on target and go shoot guns.
There's no downside.
kill self now
Jesus will judge you
Moralfag get the fuck off and outta here
>Voting for this
Op is there a politician or person of significance that you truly despise?
Just convince her. You don't have to love her. You have 30 days, just see what happens. It'll either be amazing, or you die knowing it was bullshit
>Don't be a pussy
>Do it fgt!
Sounds nice.
I don't believe in the afterlife. This is it. My shitty existence will end a bit sooner than all of your shitty lives.
Meh. Who cares. I'll be back again before I die. The last thread is never the last thread.
Trippy
Hahaha hate people and driving too; but you need to get out
seconded. do this.
Take out a lot of unsecured personal loans. Use the money for giggles.
Post nudes
Try and stick your pinky toe in your nose
This would just make our side look worse.
At the rate I am drinking, I will be off Sup Forums in an hour.
I'm sure there are plenty of girl who would enjoy having a withering skeleton professing his love for her.
This thread is cursed
Go teach shitty people a lesson. There's plenty out there.
>What should I do before I die?
Visit a Goldman Sachs board meeting and kill a lot of executives. Do it for the team. The 99%.
You could gofund me this idea to make shure your family has a nice variety of fruit and nut trees. Free food, feel good stuff. Future tax writeoffs for them for donations, free foods for the neighbors. Survivalism jollies in hard times...
rape a baby?
Don't do shit. You're not going to anyway.
I need these trips for my family
Suck you're own dick
*Your
Also trips
I just saved that to my watch list.
checked!
I vote for paid sluts. Fuck a pornstar OP
I can't wait for it to arrive lol.
I figure it's a good time to try the manga
Wait for and call him a faggot
The movie just dropped on Netflix. Watched it last night.
Post your proof OP, you fucking mattress
Winrar. Post diagnosis, you withered loveless skeleton
good shit Sup Forumstard
First Off, make sure your affairs are in order. Don't leave a mess for your family.
Second - clean your shit up in an orderly manner.Again, don't leave a mess for your family.
Third - Go parachuting if you haven't already. Everyone needs to try that once.
What did you think?
checked
Called it
It's pretty good. It's worth watching.
Post it, worm food
Sauce on the gif op
OP I have to run to the store. I have been fucking around in this thread. I want to leave you with a couple of things. First spend some quality time with your family and any pets that you love. Let them know you love them. Make sure you have as much fun as you possibly fucking can in the time you have left. Whatever it is you like to do, go do it if you can. Make it quality. Enjoy it to the extent that you can. I wish I had some sage words of wisdom for you, but I'm just a dumbass. If it means anything I'm sorry you're going through this.
Buy me some Mega Stuf Oreos and some more lube