You have ten seconds to act as jew as possible or this dog ends your life

you have ten seconds to act as jew as possible or this dog ends your life

honestly want to die

wouldn't mind.

Would you like to borrow some money?

what's the interest on that?

Eight seconds? Why do you need five seconds? I don't have three seconds to give you. Shalom

Oh my god no pupper

How do you do, fellow white man?

I'll kill that dog for $5

How much money do I get if I let the dog kill me?

I'll give you $3.
Ha, I win. Jewed you down. Get it?

Kill the dog. All that dog food is a waste of money.

Dear fellow white people.

>lose virginity with my cousin after my bar mitzvah party

*coughs loudly* "ooouuhh ahk penny"

I will give you my soul for that penny

That's a serrated knife. I got a great deal on a dining knife set, the knifes were nothing to write home about, but they were 70% off.

70%

I'll do it for a dollar. But I get to sell the dog meat to a Vietnamese family.

Just like your dick

You win

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I'll pay you in ol' Roy to not kill me

Hillary did nothing wrong

Stabbing me is fine, it means I get a free knife.
My uncle is a plastic surgeon, so he'll treat any wounds for me I'm sure.

Can you pay for me?

Found the newfag implying they'd pay anything