Chess Thread Part 2

Chess Thread Part 2
Previous Thread: Dubs plays for black. Purposeful blunders will be ignored. Will update with images here, or go to lichess.org/YUdm8hhy to watch live w/ anonymous chat.

Well now Bd7 is pretty much necessary.

a8-a5

bd7

Rolling Bd7

NOW to continue a8 - a2 now that we can move freely into that stranglehold

only option

Rolling for the most logical move

roll

F5 - D4

I like this a lot.

Bd7, aka what we should've done last move.

Also is a purposeful blunder.

Re8#, dumbass

Rolling for Bd7 again

doot doot

rip

Put Oq7 through Rot13.

OP please keep your promise this time and don't accept purposeful blunders.

I never said I was good at Chess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Purposeful blunders will be ignored.

hopefully

Blunder. Mate in 1. Keep rolling for something else.

If capturing an obviously defended piece and allowing an obvious mate in 1 isn't an intentional blunder, I don't know what is. For the love of God, OP, don't accept that move.

Bd7

1 in 10 chance of dubs

better odds than me living for 2 more years.
this please

Bishop D7 is mandatory

Rerolling for Bd7

Thought OP said obvious blunders would be ignored?
Who the fuck did QF6? Now QxQ and the only way to keep material even is to totally fuck up the pawn structure defending your own king. You have to do something to prevent his rook from taking yours and mating.
Either put the fucking queen back to D8, or Bishop to D7.

OP just do BD7 it's literally the only non-blunder.

Bd7

Nd6 cause fuck your obvious defenses

for black QxQ Nd6 then pb4

this

G8 - F8

h7-h6

Queen D8 makes it pawn food. BD7 is much better.

Yeah that's pretty decent. Roll

Technically Nd6 does not lose immediately, but Bd7 is definitely better.

Bd7

wubba lubba dub dubs

maybe this is a dubd7

finally

good

You're welcome famalam

Bishopt to E7 is the only viable move now. Resulting in QxQ, PxQ. Which totally fucks up blacks pawn structure around his king.

G7 - f6

...

g7 to f6

White captured the queen. Recapturing is the only way not to immediately lose. gxf6.

pawn takes queen

If Qd8 then g4 drops our knight. Some idiot committed to it and now queen trade is only option.

Bd7

jesus Christ now you're going into an endgame down a pawn and a god aweful pawn structure...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

cmon

gxf6 just do it

gxf6

g7-f6

Lets go

down a pawn AND A KNIGHT, which we lost in the opening for no reason. We are actually in a better position than I expected, which is to say we somehow aren't checkmated yet.

Pawn takes queen. DO IT.

...

winrar

F5 - D6

yep, forgot about the knight

a8-a3

Sorry, I meant a bishop. It was a knight, but we then lost the minor exchange, so now it's a bishop.

We now have no good moves, but b5 is maybe the least bad.

resign, it's the only logical move

Resign.

...

Nd6

A8 to A4

G8 - F7

Pxf6 duh

d7-f5

Well this is bad.

Purpose blunder

Fucking stop trying to take the rook off our back rank. What's wrong with you? Where is it supposed to go from a3?

Rolling for c6.

D6 -> D4

Best move defends our king with king

D6 -> C4 fuck

is nc4 good?

Blunder. Ignored

Bb5

resign

Meant g8 - f8

Oh, missed that last move. Happened fast.

We can't trade here. Bf5 seems OK.

Pawn to B5

This is unwinnable.

P-b5

I meant g8 - f8 but you should see that obv and dubs

A8 - E8

lol k

I support Bb5.

need it

Way to lose yet another piece . . .

Good 'cause it's happening.

was for previous move

...

What was your plan?

Sets up an exchange of bishops. But white would need his bishop to clinch the mate. So the exchange costs him material he needs far more than the material black loses

No, b5 happened.

Anyway, Rd8 might save us here. The bishop x-rays it, but the white rook has nowhere great to go anyway.

Bd7-g4

ill go with you