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>Unemployed Suicidelanders

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first for Australia wins this test

Red Sox 2bh

are creams more elite than white clothing?

Will retail, fast food, hospitality and pharmacy workers EVER recover?

Good start

is this a sport?

Who cares, maybe they should grow up and get real jobs.

I, for one, welcome our new fly overlords

What happened to Queensland now

They were already fucked anyway

literally furious

My last 3 digits is how many minutes Renshaw takes to poo it all out

That's a big shit

based immigrants needing to work 3 more jobs to break even

So poor people BTFO

this is now the auxiliary /mlb/ thread

>Hearing that Renshaw has an upset stomach

PLEASE

no

guys what if the stadium doesn't have a loo, what does he do?

I'm in a tutorial for a subject called "Human Rights in History" and I'm the second guy in a class of 20 lads

Do it on the pitch so the ball gets stuck

Designated sitting seats m8.

doesn't uni start next week lad

renshaw should't have eaten curry last night

Anyone in /cric/ ever shit their pants? I knew a kid in high school that was kind of popular, he shit himself and things were never the same for him.
As for me I've pissed myself a few times when I was blackout drunk and sleeping. Kind of a shitty feeling ttytt

Enjoy being on centrelink the rest of your "life"; dread to think what useless "degree" has that as a subject.

Yeah I thought it was a fart but it wasn't

good blog, idiot. consider suicide

Start some banter about how things were better 100+ years ago

already have Tbh

Uni starts next week. Go home.

One time my bf fucked my ass in the morning and I was still a bit loose when I went to work.

Based statsy

*dabs*

I'm doing a Double degree of Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies in Australia's top univeristy, try again lad.

Russelling Jimmies would be exceptionally easy

Go away Melbourne Uni

Tampon in the front and back bum lad

And same to you, go away Melbourne Uni

> Australia's top uni
> Not Melbourne uni

Pick 1 and only 1 faggot

Trip quotes and trip post checking

Wait, other unis exist?

You heard me cunt fuck off

>he lives in Canberra

Same uni I went to, shame about your useless double degree.

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>I'm doing a Double degree of Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies

Nice "degree" with good job "prospects" out there

Oh great, another public servant in the waiting who'll spend their life shitting on capitalism whilst reaping its benefits.

The 2 cringeworthy and unacceptable things to talk bout in /cric/ are:
1.Uni
2.vidya
please refrain from talking about these

Law or STEM lad?

truthbomb

even anime is better

> that flag

>Double degree of Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies

Hope that works out well for you cuck.

Unlike STEM where all jobs will be shipped of to Pajeet and Zhang in the next two years and Lawyers where there is a massive over supply and which will increasingly become redundant due to automation.

Nah I hate them too

Hi tradie

> He thinks his glorified arts degree with get him a job

kek

KEK

K-E-K

Indians aren't allowed to post in the Aus/India thread?

>current year
>studying law

STEM, lad. Currently med intern.

>he thinks I'm Indian
freshie

>He thinks anyone cares about his poosonality

Why would you do Med at the ANU? You would have to do Med Science and then later do Medicine. You must be in your fucking late 20s at the earliest.

I don't think it will, I know it will.

>Med
Ayyy good lad. It's a hard slog but worth it in the end. Really appreciate what you guys do

a boong in my class in primary school shit himself.

apparently it was running down his leg and nobody noticed until the smell hit.

Tradies get the ladies.

Politics, Philosophy and Economics and International Security Studies gets you a lifetime of being a barista at Starcucks.

>You must be in your fucking late 20s at the earliest.


>Doing undergrad med
>trusting yourself to a medical undergraduate

MD/DPT/DDS is very different to commerce or or law or engineering son.
Health science grad are expected to study well into their 20's.
My average age of my DPT year 2 class is 26-27.

Tradies also give you a fucked up body. Enjoy having 2 hip replacements and a a dodgy knee, thus making you unable to walk freely after 69.

I think I would kill myself if I was at uni for that long. I decided not to do Law just so I wasn't there for another year.

Now this is an OP I can get behind.

Suicidelanders are literally Northern Territory and Tasmania tier people

That was meant to be 60*

Yet all three are leagues ahead of South African """""""people""""""""

>this is what a """""democratic""""" and """""free""""" Sith Ifrica looks like

Welcome to the wonderful world of Health Science.
You really do have to love what you do, because if you go down the hospital route; you'll have lectures run by your fellow clinicians before and after work.
It's for a good cause though at the end of the day; you are responsible for someone's wellbeing, and in some cases, their lives.
Can't hurt to be too careful.
If only this same attentiveness was given to political studies....

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Audio feedback is fucking atrocious

So Renshaw has to wait for someone to get out so he can come back in?

A steady income for 40 years is well worth any trade off. You have 0 future prospects.

...

PPE is what many former prime ministers/presidents of countries have studied. Many people can earn a comfortable income from it

Yeah fair enough mate, good luck. Have a lot of respect for the health sector.

Again you are sadly drastically incorrect.

As long as you know how to suck dick m8

pretty disgusting t b h

Are you still all jerking off about tradie vs arts degrees?

>expecting change

things change every day to be frank

I wasn't expecting change, I just wanted to know how the barometer was pointing.

why would you want to be a politician though? literal parasites

"Y-you're incorrect".

Nice coping buddy, I'm just telling you what I've learnt from my experience whereas you display the clear naivety of a delusional first year uni student.

FUCKING REKT

i hope they get a howler now

>curry reviews

rate my course /cric/
>Bachelor of Commerce with majors in Finance and English

You can't make it in politics unless you're prepared to sell out, mate. I know it's cliche af, but it's true. If you're going to spend a decade sucking cock (which is what it will take before you get preselected somewhere winnable) you should know in advance.

Also, go back and look at every normiebook status you've ever posted and think if there's anything there that can be taken out of context.

>Jimmy Neesham will never command a dominatrix to crush your balls

india appeal for anything I swear. Still think they are in the era of home umpires.

>experience
Ah yes, the very limited scope of being w tradie for less than 10 years, while your so called "experience" would be likely to be a few mates doing arts degrees at substandard unis struggling to find employment. My circumstances are entirely different, take it from me.

How old are you lad?

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Listening to this while watching lads

Who /R. Connor/ here?

"I'm different".

Keep feeding yourself that delusion pill.

I'm merely amused at being scoffed at by a first year student.

this, and if he does make it it's a worthless existence; everything policy related is determined by reviews and projections these days (no room for """philosophy"""). if he joins the liberals he'll be a slave to the corporate machine and maintaining the status quo and if he joins labor he'll be forced to constantly undermine and discredit the government for every little thing
or he could join one nation and fuck up his entire social life/ image but it'd be a right laugh

Seeing as everyone is still battling over this bullshit, feel free to ama - I did an arts degree and have done tradie shit for 10 years ama. inb4 oldfag (which I am).

Anybody want to go the pub and watch this?

why don't americans celebrate easter?

yeah meet you at the marlborough in 5