It's a Truman keeps trying to kill himself so the writers have to desperately keep sending people to interrupt him...

>it's a Truman keeps trying to kill himself so the writers have to desperately keep sending people to interrupt him episode.

>it's a Truman downloads every Tara Tainton CEI video, but never goes through with it at the end of the video

>It's a truman tries to suffocate himself by hooking up the exhaust of his car to the front window only to wake up in his bed a few hours later again episode

>its a truman puts rat poison in all the food in the house and his wife has to keep coming up with more elaborate excuses for not eating episode

>it's a "Truman openly denies the holocaust at lunch then David Faber shows up to his school a week later and gives a speech that Truman gets kicked out of because he was laughing too hard" episode

>it's a truman goes over and cuts his mom's lawn after work, and cuts his leg on her stupid overgrown rose bush again episode.

>it's a Truman rapes the neighbors cat episode.

>it's a truman succeeds in killing himself but the creators replace him with a guy that looks nothing like him episode and hope people buy it

>it's a "Truman masturbates to the thought of his parents conceiving him then wonders if that's weird after climaxing" episode

Reported

>it's a truman jacks off in front of his cat and feels embarrassed about it afterwards

>it's a truman wipes his ass after a nice shit and decides to lick toilet paper just to see what it tastes like episode

>it's a Truman wakes up at 1, plays video games all day and doesn't leave his house episode

>It's a truman masturbates in the kitchen bench thinking about tile patterns and his mom discovers his cum

>It's a Truman calls in sick when he's not really sick and his boss lets on that he knows about it and Truman think his boss has his house bugged and starts tearing his house apart looking for recording devices which causes the outside world's surveillance technology to progress at an alarming rate which eventually leads to a much more easily manageable police state to the point where it's legitimately 1984 outside but Truman gets to live in his perfect 1950s existence without knowing of the horrors of reality but ironically still wants to leave what he perceives is a shitty boring existence

>It's a Truman spends the whole day repainting the living room episode. Spends at least half an hour looking at it from different angles, trying to decide it it needs another coat. Yes it does.
>Christof sets out a marching band in the street to try and keep things interesting

It's a Truman spends the whole day trying to make a meme but fails spectacularly, to the delight of the audience

>It's a Truman pulls his wife's used tampon out of the trash can and sucks on it while rubbing his trousers cold open

>it's a "Truman explores his prostate all day and they're running out of B roll" episode

>It's a young Truman finds a copy of Playboy magazines carelessly felt by one of the lighting crew floating about the set, it's careless, airy dancing in the breeze and lewd pictures as well as unusually witty humor become a source of obsession for Truman
>He doesn't leave the house for a week, it's not even he's Jerking off
>Okay he was but he also really wonders what Peter Sellers has to say about taking on different characters
>Truman becomes convinced that this is some sort of extra-dimensional object and needs to be destroyed
>He starts a bonfire that unfortunately tears through the catering building off-set, killing many of minor characters
>Truman is blissfully unaware thinking he's destroyed that god-giving smut gift forever, but wonders why the post-man looks a bit different today episode

>It's a very special Behind the Scenes post-credits scene where Christof explains how he gave the actress playing Truman's mom breast cancer with x-rays right before sweeps week

> it's a Truman snaps at work, so he shoots up the place episode.

Did they even prepare for that? What if he accidentally ran someone over in town because of the truman show equipment caught his eye? What if it was a kid?

>It's a Truman finds a Truman Show VHS box set in the mail.

>it's a Truman walks to the other side of the street when a gang of blacks come his way episode

...

What.

>it's a Truman takes 100 mg of adderall and drinks/smokes weed while masturbating for 12 hours straight episode
That look of disgust on his face when he finally finishes is haunting

>It's a Truman goes on Sup Forums to shitpost on Truman threads creating a metaphysical irony and the censors don't know how to react.

>It's a "Truman accidentally broke the bathroom mirror and saw the camera so the producers had to torture him until his brain repressed the memory" episode

Waterboarding seems horrible