Found my sisters dildo down the side of her bed.
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Pic related it's that exact one.
Found my sisters dildo down the side of her bed
Fuck it
Blackmail her and ask for a blowjob or you'll rat her out on your parents
Take out the batteries....
lick it
show it to her and film her reaction
...then send a photo of it in your ass to her next week.
JB weld it to her car or the ceiling of her room
cover in mayo.
There's no way that could ever work. Since when would parents care about a dildo.
this
Get some store bought yeast and put it on dildo
first, sniff it, lick it, suck it, use it on your anus, rinse it off, coat it in Capsacin, lightly dab it dry. Put it back where you found it.
Prophet.
Also dubs
shove it up your ass,
I mean WAY UP THERE!
Don't clean it, just put it back.
Next tiem she uses it, she'll get a yeast infection
>WINRAR!
Maybe facebook would want to see her dildo that would be good to blackmail with
smell it
Put hot sauce on it ;)
i would suck it since it's been in your sister's pussy, then maybe try blackmail or something idk
They're triple A's. Bitch probably stole them out of my gb pocket
/thread
Either suck on it for the juices or leave it alone.
WINRAR
Why not take a pic of her actual dildo instead of finding a stock photo?
Fake and gay
tf can u do with it? put it back and try to forget about it fag
measure the poop line so you know have far she can take it
Replace the batteries with a note that says, "send nudes"
Let me just go get the pure capsaicin we leave lying around.
Smells kinda like ham
In the pooper it goes. When finished wipe it off but don't wash it then put it back
inhale her scent. discover what her pussy smells like
These
Because my crappy iPhone 4 camera is cooked. Plus reason I was in her room was looking for my laptop charger
It's got a front camera too dick bag
Use front camera to take the pic faggot
I was going to reply the same thing.
Front facing camera shove dildo in Ass
uh oh, OP caught in a lie now
Switch it with yours.
Do any of you actually remember how trash the original front cameras were? The thing is full of dust because apply can't build a decent phone.
OP has left the building
>inb4 iPhone 4 series didn't have a front facing camera
My fist iPhone was a 4 and I didn't use that camera because FaceTime is for faggots
You are so full of shit. ABANDON THREAD!!!! OP IS A LIAR!!!!
SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE!! :)
That was my original thought but upon smelling it it smelt a bit hammy and not real inviting
OP here I tried taking one but it's too dark and we can't see anything. Anyways I am not lying, it's just not possible right now. I can send faceless pics of my sis if you want though
Do I remember? I didn't upgrade to a 5 until 6 months ago, and that was only because Pokémon Go. You are so completely full of shot it isn't funny.
>the front camera is full of dust
I'd like to know how because the camera housing literally touches the glass.
Are you retarded? Wtf do you think camera flash does?
let's see
No, turn on a fucking light and take a picture of the dildo.
someone must find sister's FB
For Science
>OP here I tried taking one but it's too dark and we can't see anything. Anyways I am not lyin
You are fucking stupid. Do you not own a lamp? Or did you miss a payment and rent-a-center repossess your lamp? There's no dildo. OP is underage ban and whoring for attention
Sniff and then tell us the smell
I don't have to Justify myself, but damn are you guys persistent. I did the best I could, now dubs decide what I do and if we wait my parents might go to sleep and I can use the iPad if it's in the living room
What an obvious shoop
That looks nothing like the OP. Want full dildo pic with time stamp now that your being a faggot. Until demands are met, this thread will be treated as if your are a lying faggot that sucks on his daddy's dick at night before bed time
>waiting for parents to go to bed
Confirmed 12
This is literally the first of the pictures that pop up if you google "red dildo"
What luck you have user that it happened to be the same one your sister had under her bed
If dubs put it in you ass, don't forget a pic with timestamp
Reroll
Wank over top of it and spread that man juice all over it
Oh shit OP
Stick in pooper
Trips!
Op is faggot. Dildo isn't real
Winrar. It's decided, put in pooper and crank up the revs to max
then it's just going to look like OP bought a dildo
Trips demands it! You have to do it!
Also, timestamps or it didn't happen...
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In the ass it go's OP.
You can reactivate your sisters natural lube by popping it in your mouth first.
Maybe it's your dad's dildo.