Found my sisters dildo down the side of her bed

Found my sisters dildo down the side of her bed.
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Pic related it's that exact one.

Fuck it

Blackmail her and ask for a blowjob or you'll rat her out on your parents

Take out the batteries....

lick it

show it to her and film her reaction

...then send a photo of it in your ass to her next week.

JB weld it to her car or the ceiling of her room

cover in mayo.

There's no way that could ever work. Since when would parents care about a dildo.

this

Get some store bought yeast and put it on dildo

first, sniff it, lick it, suck it, use it on your anus, rinse it off, coat it in Capsacin, lightly dab it dry. Put it back where you found it.
Prophet.

Also dubs

shove it up your ass,
I mean WAY UP THERE!
Don't clean it, just put it back.
Next tiem she uses it, she'll get a yeast infection

>WINRAR!

Maybe facebook would want to see her dildo that would be good to blackmail with

smell it

Put hot sauce on it ;)

i would suck it since it's been in your sister's pussy, then maybe try blackmail or something idk

They're triple A's. Bitch probably stole them out of my gb pocket

/thread

Either suck on it for the juices or leave it alone.

WINRAR

Why not take a pic of her actual dildo instead of finding a stock photo?
Fake and gay

tf can u do with it? put it back and try to forget about it fag

measure the poop line so you know have far she can take it

Replace the batteries with a note that says, "send nudes"

Let me just go get the pure capsaicin we leave lying around.

Smells kinda like ham

In the pooper it goes. When finished wipe it off but don't wash it then put it back

inhale her scent. discover what her pussy smells like

These

Because my crappy iPhone 4 camera is cooked. Plus reason I was in her room was looking for my laptop charger

It's got a front camera too dick bag

Use front camera to take the pic faggot

I was going to reply the same thing.

Front facing camera shove dildo in Ass

uh oh, OP caught in a lie now

Switch it with yours.

Do any of you actually remember how trash the original front cameras were? The thing is full of dust because apply can't build a decent phone.

OP has left the building
>inb4 iPhone 4 series didn't have a front facing camera
My fist iPhone was a 4 and I didn't use that camera because FaceTime is for faggots

You are so full of shit. ABANDON THREAD!!!! OP IS A LIAR!!!!

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE!! :)

That was my original thought but upon smelling it it smelt a bit hammy and not real inviting

OP here I tried taking one but it's too dark and we can't see anything. Anyways I am not lying, it's just not possible right now. I can send faceless pics of my sis if you want though

Do I remember? I didn't upgrade to a 5 until 6 months ago, and that was only because Pokémon Go. You are so completely full of shot it isn't funny.
>the front camera is full of dust
I'd like to know how because the camera housing literally touches the glass.

Are you retarded? Wtf do you think camera flash does?

let's see

No, turn on a fucking light and take a picture of the dildo.

someone must find sister's FB

For Science

>OP here I tried taking one but it's too dark and we can't see anything. Anyways I am not lyin
You are fucking stupid. Do you not own a lamp? Or did you miss a payment and rent-a-center repossess your lamp? There's no dildo. OP is underage ban and whoring for attention

Sniff and then tell us the smell

I don't have to Justify myself, but damn are you guys persistent. I did the best I could, now dubs decide what I do and if we wait my parents might go to sleep and I can use the iPad if it's in the living room

What an obvious shoop

That looks nothing like the OP. Want full dildo pic with time stamp now that your being a faggot. Until demands are met, this thread will be treated as if your are a lying faggot that sucks on his daddy's dick at night before bed time

>waiting for parents to go to bed
Confirmed 12

This is literally the first of the pictures that pop up if you google "red dildo"
What luck you have user that it happened to be the same one your sister had under her bed

If dubs put it in you ass, don't forget a pic with timestamp

Reroll

Wank over top of it and spread that man juice all over it

Oh shit OP
Stick in pooper

Trips!

Op is faggot. Dildo isn't real

Winrar. It's decided, put in pooper and crank up the revs to max

then it's just going to look like OP bought a dildo

Trips demands it! You have to do it!
Also, timestamps or it didn't happen...

...

In the ass it go's OP.
You can reactivate your sisters natural lube by popping it in your mouth first.

Maybe it's your dad's dildo.