OMG HELP ME... I just smoked weed and I almost got caught...

OMG HELP ME... I just smoked weed and I almost got caught... I think people are watching me and I'm getting super super panicky.... Please help. It's the drug right?

Please tell me I don't have schizophrenia and that this is all in my kind.... Holy shit fuck a cop just drove by... Holy fuck I hear bug noises! Ahhhh are they crawling on me?

Other urls found in this thread:

augenkrebs.ytmnd.com/
youtube.com/watch?v=ssM-es4byVY
youtube.com/watch?v=mgdOwR2H0eE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Dick or gtfo

Nothing to see here, sage along.

Bait, sage.

what a terrible thread

art thou retarded as well as high?

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS I NEED GENUINE HELP HERE

PhD in doctor user here

you have the gays, that's all. Suck a dick, everything will be fine

Also I keep hearing motorcycle noises... Is it the illuminati coming or are they real motorcycles

...

Are you 12?

...

...

Bro you're fucked just jump of a bridge

...

Hahahahahahahhahaha I laughed Mt ass off at that shit Lmfaoooooo... Please show me more stuff to laughhahaha

No I'm not.... Does this question have to do with schizophrenia

...

...

...

I'm not homogay

...

...

Yo that's cool my bro... But he's a nigger and I don't like niggers. Even if I'm high, I still remember I hate niggers most of all

If you can tell that it's all not real the you're not crazy. In other words, the fact you're questioning it means you're fine.

...

...

...but you are OP... and OP is faggot, therefore: you have the gays

...

YOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK.... IT'S LIKE THE EYE IS REALLY LOOKING AT ME.... IT'S LIKE HOLOGLPYIC AND FLOATS ON TOP OF MY PHONE... HOLY SHIITRTTTT

Yo that was my show back when I was young hahahhaa

...

Bro idk what ur talking about sorry man

This looks like McGregor haha

...

Ewww just stop bro this is just sad

Whew that was a close one... I feel better now... How about an ama with a high guy thread now... Ask away bros

...

Hmmmmmm I'd still stick my cock in there

...

Refer to

They are watching you, all of them, and you should be panicking, because it's not the drugs, they really are watching you, it's not just in your head, the cops are in on it, the insects are in on it, and they are crawling all over you.

...

His nose looks like a Jews hahahha

...

...

So I took a second look at this and stared at the center for a minute.... Omg.... I feel like I'm disappearing somewhere else... Is that the NSA? Holy shit... Holy fuck I heard a voice.... Ahhhh

...

Reminds me of that one arcade place
That's a lot of roids.. Bet his balls the size of a penut

Fuck you you faggot nigger. You have a problem?

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO it's like some fucking monster from assassin's Creed blackface... Or the tentacles they use in Japanese porn hahahaba

He looks like a Weeaboo wannabe

...

Dude you're a faggot

Yo I know this is a joke.... You made me laugh my ass off haha haha... Nice one man I'm not stupid

Stare at this for a minute augenkrebs.ytmnd.com/

...

Hey is that Miley cyruses dad... Whatever his name was

I thought that was a fat charmander for a second (that Pokémon)

OP is literally underage.

God this board fucking BLOWS

FUCK NIGGERS. FUCK NIGGERS!! GET THIS SHIT OUT NIGGWR

Yeahmaybee

...

I'd let her have my babies
This should be be allowed and those who do this should be hanged in public
Wait... No this one looks like Miley cyruses dad!

...

IS MY WEED LACED WITH LCD... PLEASE ANSWER BECAUSE WHEN I SAW THIS IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE AN LCD EFFECT

This is The police!!!!!!
Billy open up the door and put your hands on top of your head and slowly come out the door
Or we will send in the scorpions to sting you with country music all night

You are now manually breathing

youtube.com/watch?v=ssM-es4byVY

Damnnn I don't like niggers and negresses... But I'd make babies with her... Maybe I should rethink my options.... Anymore beautiful black nigress women?

Haha he looks like he wants to suck my dick Loooool

...

Took a deep breath just now... Damn that felt so fucking orgasmic... Thanks man. Speaking of orgasm s2... Maybe I should go have a wankk

Why do kids always think drug dealers are going to dose them with real drugs? If they add anything, it's pinesol, or pesticides which are neurotoxins to insects, which would explain why the insects are attracted to you right now.

...

No FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING COPS.... GO SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU BLUE NIGGERS! AHHHHHHHHH FUCK OFF!

...

I don't think she's black... Just an overly tan white girl... Please show my actual black nigger princess

...

WOAH WAIT... HOLY FUCK... SO THE REASON I'M HEARING BUG NOISES AND MOSQUITO BUZZING NOISES IS FROM THE WEED?

Man... I always think Niki Minaj and lady gaga are trannies in disguise tho

Ew this nigger looks like Lil bow wow.... Speaking of Lil bow wow... Does he even make music anymore? How much money does he have?

A real life barbie doll

youtube.com/watch?v=mgdOwR2H0eE

Yo bros... I'm reading this article now...what yall think of it?

You tried too hard, but seriously if you're getting anxiety or paranoia you need to stop smoking/vaping stuff with under 1% CBD to it. 1% is good enough to keep from getting uncomfortably high (I don't get paranoid or anxious myself since I'm doing it legally, but too much with low CBD and I can get uncomfortable like I hate things touching my neck, even the collar of my shirt, so I have to take shirts off, etc when I get that baked. Not a fan.)

I just vaped a bowl of liberty haze but now I'm all out of that and I got some super lemon haze up next. I have 1 more hard candy too but I learned last night that smoking a bowl or two THEN eating the candy is going to be a bit much, the candies kick my ass on their own.

Been feeling like old school black sabbath for tunes, how about everyone else?

Yo Bro I'm too high to follow along with what you're saying... I mean I read the whole think but idk wtf it all means... Anyway I realize you are a smoker so keep on smokin'bro