If this band connects to the gulf and picks up strength, Houston is going to be completely destroyed...

If this band connects to the gulf and picks up strength, Houston is going to be completely destroyed. This could end up being legitimately catastrophic.

How does it feel to be witnessing history, Sup Forums?

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Fuck texas

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fuck texas

Fuck you

Houston,
We have a problem.

fuck texas

I for one hope everyone can make it out ok. Terrible situation

fuck texas

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meh.

as someone who decided to be a dumbass and try to hunker down and is now stuck in the middle of it

fuck texas

is it crazybro? are there shit flying in the air?

Damn user I knew you were crazy...

>but I didn't know you like to get wet tho

yes

Not for me in Lake Jackson, but everywhere outside of it yes. Mostly just flooding at this point.

I've reached maximum moisture

fuck Texas

one of my best friends lives down in the gridiron district of Houston. . .

I haven't heard from him in hours. He said the water was rising.

Sketchy shit, anons.

>you stayin in Houston?
>yeah
>why?
>i dunno lol
dead

and that was his story m8

Houston is full of rich white people, they'll be fine.

>niggers will be left but so what.

Fuck you

i witnessed history while surviving Katrina. also fuck Texas

Will Dallas be ok though?

yeah, dallas will be fine.

Sweet. That's the only part of Dallas I ever really utilise anyway.

IT FUCKING CONNECTED

lol, fuck texas!

Lol, Fuck you too!

I’ll be happy the bitch I call my former stepmom lives down there she can die in hell

Houston.....we have a problem

lolololol

one of the MOST misquoted lines EVER
"Houston, we've HAD a problem"
FFS get it together people!

Cuz they can swim?

Isn't Houston the fattest city in the world? Probably for the best.

HOPE THIS MIGET DROWNS

Everything is history, dipshit.

Every time you take a shit it's history.

accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive

god really must hate texas. this shit is going to grow in the gulf and hit us even harder.

that's some reddit tier bullshit

fuck Texas

That's like saying gods racist because every natural disasters been in a third world country full of jigaboos

Fuck california

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Fuck Massachusetts.

Agreed

lol i'm OP and i don't even live in the states you fucking drowning redneck

oh yeah and fuck Texas

FUCK SOMEONE GOT HER OUT

Then stop shitposting eurofag

Based Tila

lol, still not from there you fucking yank

fuck texas in the ass

my thoughts and prayers are with all of you.

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Fuck Texas

Rolling for stream to join gulf

Canadian cunt.

blessed be mother nature for attacking this useless shitstain of a United State

Wherever you're from please stop being retarded.

if dubs Texas gets destroyed . If trips, Texas will be fine

The planet is fighting back against the Texan menace. I'm rooting for you, Harvey.

THANK YOU

Barker; 96.75 / 104
Addicks; 102.38 / 108

the two big dams in houston are about to overflow. its not raining where they're located, yet they keep rising. if it starts raining, even lightly, houston is fucked. the dams will break. complete disaster.

God hates Texas.

F

Lets hope mostly niggers die.

Jesus yanks are so self obsessed. It's only history when it happens to them... This shit has been going on around the world for years now, it's just your turn. The fact you're so ignorant about literally anything that happens outside your border is why a Trump gets elected. And electing a Trump ensures nothing positive will ever get done about it... Fuckwits

god dammit

heh corpusfag here

fuck texas fo serious but as someone who watched it hit here we got lucky that it moved north and hit rockport

AND IT DIDNT EVEN FLOOD WTF

Actually, you're kind of wrong.

And by kind of wrong, I mean 'You're an idiot."

The problem is that the rotation is pulling up energy from the gulf, which is fueling the storm...and it's just parked on top of Houston.

Furthermore, the most recent forecast says the storm is just going to meander back to the gulf instead of going inland (which would make it break up sooner).

Looks like Houston is in for a few more feet of rain.

maybe thats because we're the only ones that matter

FUCK YOUR YANKEE BLUE JEANS KEK

>>>/Reddit/
(Seriously that was the most Reddity shit I've seen in awhile, you have to go back).

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Fuck Texas

The hurricane is cleansing texas of it's liberal filth

You want some freedom, nigger?

>Why is no one talking about us?! ;_;
Whiny eurofags. No one cares about you because nothing important ever happens over there. This storm is in America so we're talking about it. Deal with it.

Fuck you

>Walmart is a fallout shelter in shitty neighborhoods
>hurricane gets the nuclear codes
>blows up neighborhood

Texas is for queers and sailors
Also libtards and cuckservatives

Fuck... Fuck Texas :^)

*South East Texas laughs at Houston*

Fuck me senpai

In reality it's
"We have a problem - Houston"
Get it together

Fuck...fuck you

It's cool. We get that most of the US is jealous of Texas.

"Fuck Texas"
-God

Actually we're fucking fine. It's 25deg and sunny here. No rednecks floating by in makeshift lifebelts made from KKK uniforms...

My point, turd dribble, is that you're so surprised by shit that happens all the time these days. Probably comes from watching fox news

>R/moviequotes
Maaaaaaaaan I really give a fuck. Like I care so fucking much I'm going to meet you right when you're walking out of work then start jerking off in front of you and all your coworkers just to embarrass you.

nobody sees anything in your state except christian circlejerking cowboys

In actuality it was
"Weave a prom lamb, You stone"
Ge tit Together

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America is such a shithole.

If you live on the east coast you have those hurricanes, if you live on the west coast you don't have water, if you live somewhere in the center your paper house gets blown away by a tornado, and if you live somewhere else you can't go outside when it's winter because too much snow.

Yeah but atleast here we don't have our country getting buttfucked by Muhammad supported by merkel and her Jew elites

Except I live somewhere in the US and none of those things happen to me

>biggest storm in 10 years
>happens all the time
>literally nothing happening in europe
>bawww why are you talking about important news and not talking about boring europe!
Cry more. Do something important for once and it'll make the news. The only newsworthy thing that ever happens in Europe is Islamic terrorists making you look like weak fools on a daily basis.

You forgot guns. Lots of guns. Go ahead, talk shit and get lit. Little shit, lick my nips.

Thanks Hitler

You mean that thing that literally everybody in the western world has, but somehow is exclusively the birthright of sepo's only? Nice one bruva...