ITT: TELL US YOUR SECRETS

ITT: TELL US YOUR SECRETS..

bumpp

I want to meet up with you, but I also do not want to dissapoint you.

im sure you will be good at gay sex. but only 1 way to find out..

How... Did you know so fast

This board is gat

ive always known

I want to be blackmailed into becoming a trap and performing lewd acts for an user. Over time they would reward me for good behavior with pretty dresses and toys.

Fuck you for you people giving me this fetish, I've been in a relationship for two years and it still hasn't gone away, you people turned me into a faggot.

You don't know me

I ones send an important email to my boss that have about 1.2GB of files ( docs pdfs and shit) from my ecchi collecting by mistake , next day i got fired.
My family and friends don't know anything about it.

Why didn't you just lie and say that your computer got busted in by some asshole ex-girlfriend who was trying to destroy your life by sending porn to your boss.

Nigga learn how to lie effectively.

clearly I do know you, you dont know ME

I'm the SysOp for this simulation you call life or reality. Trump was my amusing gambit. I program in a huge part of the social-economic-political subroutines. I won the pool, won $500 and we in our office are laughing like hell for months now. Dickhead Jerry is in environmental-bilogical and he's pushing for an Ebola empidemic. My rival in my division, Vince, wants to push for WIII launching from my fun thing. I'm currently pushing for just some more division and creaming and hollering, but dudes in my office want to go full retard. I don't want the simulation to fall apart. I like this one.

YOU are not the subject
Nice fiction

Fml grammar dog shit my hands are still shaking , the email was from my porn email , thanks to gmail , theres something something about files sharing , but i mistaken an (a) to an (x) because the two are similar , so all of my google drive was shared with my boss
Didn't know until i check my pc in the main hall

I think i like grape juice

Lying isn't my me , I'm in a contract , so i have no right to say no or yes , it was fast abd simple , one of my coworkers said the pc might be hacked or some shit i said it was that famous wannacry , but the boss didn't even shake a hair in his ass , tbh i didn't need that job , i got one better , as an IT in other company that my father work in....

Getting head from a fag femboy. He sucks my balls realgood

I'm terribly ashamed of myself.

Good slut sucking real good while I browse on Sup Forums and I drink cola

37.172843, -121.870058

Yesterday. Look for the water bottle.

My relationships incredibly boring and I'm not sure I actually love her or im just going through the motions.

I fucked my Aunt on film. It was seen by millions of people. I didn't know it was my Aunt at the time. My half brothers and sisters are really my Cousins.

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Link that fucker Sup Forumsro

THIS DUMBASS

She told me she couldn't get pregnant. I didn't use a condom.

When I was in my 20s I dealt meth. I had a customer that could never afford her shit and I was tired of fucking her. After I turned her down one night and told her to gtfo she starts a breakdown. Crying screaming pleading saying crazy shit. Before I get her out the door she offers me her daughter for sex. How old I ask. 9. I tell her 100$ worth of shit if i get to fuck her pussy 50$ for oral. She wants the hundred. She goes to her car and gets her daughter. She tells her I'm gonna do stuff to her and it's ok and she has to do it for mommy. She held her daughters hand and cried with her as I fucked her as hard and fast as I could. When I came I pushed my dick as far into her as I could. My sheets were a bloody mess but i wasn't mad about it. I gave her 150$ worth of shit and told her to come back anytime for that deal. She came back atleast two dozen times before she stopped coming at all. She got a lot of meth from my pocket but I feel I got the better deal. I would have given her more if she asked but she never did.

I worked at an email spam company as a linux server admin. Job was total shit. 3 of us 5 techs walked off the job 3 mo in. No one wrote down anything (probably for to hide evidence), so I didn't know what we had going on half the time. Shit was a clusterfuck.

I started posting some of our public IPs we were leasing around the work, and asking publicly on the Linux forums about how to do things we were doing in house. I had a sneaking suspicion I was being spied on by the company. Needless to say, 2 mo later, they found it and called a meeting. They had the lawyer of the parent company that bought them on the phone, Adconion Direct, and were asking me retarded shit about what I was doing. I just said I was learning to reverse engineer stuff (totally legal since the BIOS lawsuit in the 80s), and pretended to play stupid. They fired me on the spot after they asked, "Do you think this is appropriate?' and I just shrugged and they got all pissy.

Don't ever go to work for an "email marketing" company. They're just shitty spammers.

Oh yeah, someone ratted on the two Mormon owners to spamhaus. I found out all their information, address, and saw pics of the homes they bought after they got $40mil for their company from Adconion. The company went belly-up a few months after I was fired. Pwnt.

I feel like my best friend is trying to gay on me and I'm not sure how I feel about it

Feel the inside of his ass with your cock

When I was 16 I dated a 13 year old girl. She was wild and crazy and would let me do whatever I wanted. It was great at first, but she turned out to be weirder than I ever would have thought. After only a month together she told me about how her and her sister used to have sex with her dad and uncle until her mom divorced her dad. But she told me about it while she was in the middle of sucking my dick. She then started to talk about her sister and the things they still do together. I think she's lying so I tell her that's hot but there's no way it's true right? She insisted it was true and then called her sister I tried to cover my dick but she kept on sucking it and I'm not made of stone. Her sister runs in the room looks at my dick smiles and laughs. She says I know what you guys are doing. My gf tells her little sister to show me her hoo ha. And the her sister lifts up her dress and pulls down her panties. I'm staring at her little sisters bald pussy while my gf sucks my dick. I'm not sure what to think but she's still doing a good job on my cock. My gf waves her sister over and then my gf sticks a finger into her little sister who giggled and closes her eyes when it happened. She then put that finger in my mouth. That was it I was gonna cum. I shot my cum into my gfs mouth and she swallowed it. She took some of my cum that dropped on her chin and put it on her finger. The same finger she stuck in her little sister. Then she put the finger in her sisters mouth and her little sis opened right up for it. She said it didn't taste as bad as dads or uncle anons. I was completely shocked but it was nothing to them. From that point on she included her little sister in most of our sex as long as mom wasn't home or was asleep. But it wasn't all heaven she had crazy mood swings and would hit me in the balls sometimes when she was mad. She also legitimately tried to stab me with a fork more than once and threw a brick at me once. But she was the craziest thing in bed to.

>God is a bunch of office retards trying to top each other's tardations

wtf this makes perfect sense

Fucking spoilers.

>dealt meth
>20s

Can't believe that's the most obvious lie there.

i messed with some people i shouldnt and they try to kill me so I stay with people as some short of defense hostages

>her hoo haa

Nice one, user

From 24 to 29 yes I did.

Hey, whenever your world runs smoothly, we just about die of boredom. First one was a perfect world, a complete snoozer. A few of us decided to throw some shit in and perfect world sims (your predecessors) couldn't handle it. Sim ended in days.
Be happy we are fucking with this one from hour one. Be happy about how many times your world didn't end because we overall like this sim. I mean, the dinosaur thing to accelerate the evolution was a mistake. You sims are not descended from Raptors. You are primates. Primate is a word you monkeys made up in your hubris, like apes are some kind of prime species. Well, at least it's fun. Be happy Bosco is losing the fight to involve our kind in your version of reality more. He is really pushing our kind dominating your world in some kind of nutty "reptilian conspiracy." He even added shape shifting to your world's version of us. What a 'tard.

It's what she said to her.

i really want to fucking kill myself

when i was 15ish I gave oral sex to a really cute 9yo girl quite a few times. it was probably just as fun/enjoying for me. was 100% consensual

greentext
how did you start?
was she related?
why did you stop?
did she orgasm?

when i masturbate i spend about 1.5 hours without stoping for climax, yes i last alot but it's kind of annoying sometimes i cum and i cant take my dick down even after alot of time masturbating, i go for second round but honestly my bicep is on fire like at mid second round which i hate, i love this shit

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My buddy's ex is a hot big titted stuck up milf. I have explicit pics and videos of the bitch. She would be beyond humiliated if she knew that strangers know in detail what those big tits and cunt look like. Not to mention what she looks like with a cock in her mouth and cunt. Email if you're interested at barrydawson363 at gmail

Me and my gf have been fucking girls for the last three years. It started out slow but now it's pretty standard, to a point she gets annoyed if a girl doesn't want to put out fast enough.

bump

I got a chick pregnant, and I want her to abort. Neither of us are citizens of this country (different countries). She isn't sure she wants to abort, I need to find a way to convince her.

She's 39 and is thinking about having it because she's almost 40 and has no kids, she also has no stability.

Just make a list that includes all the money you need to spend and all the time for taking care + images of women body getting fucked up after birth with some nice birth videos

Kids aren't that expensive if you play it right, especially in countries with free college amd socialised healthcare (assuming that guy's European because different countries)

I'm taking a dump and it's almost pure liquid

Well we are trying to make her take an abortion right ? He should exaggerate but with facts that it should make her take the decision. inception style

I hate my husband's son. He's 5 and has issues. He's gonna be a serial killer when he grows up.

Ooh, ooh, take her on a trip to Kenya, and convince her these children need her help instead of having her own kid. It's a win for everyone.

Play video games with him, beat the shit out of him (in game maybe) to teach him a lesson. Also it builds rapport so you gain easy influence over the kid

used to nut in my ex' sandwiches I made or cooked for her. fun watching her eat them

I can't. I don't play vidya. It gives me a headache. The only game I finished was Bioshock and it was very painful. He had 2 tablets. Smashed both of them. He has a 2DS and he tried to pry it open out of anger. Sometimes, I want to pour water on his PS3 because I can't stand him.

Sometimes I like the thought of beastiality but then I really hate myself for thinking of it

I'd say board games, but that won't go well. At this point you start slipping Ritalin into the sammies and hope it works out

You seem so much cooler than him, I'm sure people will be on your side on this

Catfished my couson into getting nudedls from her. I feel like shit when i see family pics of her on facebook after seeing her nude and knowing shes a slut. She even offered sex for cash

You're litteraly more despicable than an evil anime character

He starts kindergarten today, thank goodness. He beats the shit out of our dog. My husband just tells him to stop over and over and over. He doesn't do anything about it. He loves him so much that he's scared of hurting him. He thinks that if he disciplines his kids, they'll love their lunatic mom more than him.

Thanks guys. We're in New Zealand. She's Irish and I'm American. She's here on a Work Visa and works as a bartender. I'm a resident. She makes shitty money bartending, so I'm gonna go for that. She's already broke enough as it is. Plus she's 2 months along and she's been drinking the whole time, so fetal alcohol syndrome.

Get a pit bull? It'll suck ass for a while, but once the kid messes with it...

Holy shit just move out the fucking dog already

Tell more on that exchange.

Greentext that shit nigger, I need to fap

moar.

Damn. Normally I'd say go for it, have the baby. That little bump in her stomach would be sitting on your lap in three years time giving you hugs and thinking you are the coolest dude ever.

Yeah the foetal alcohol concern is valid. But that shit was only found out recently. Doesnt everyone over 30 have it to some extent? I say go through with it man. Having a kid of your own is beautiful.

Dog's not mine. His ex bought it. Took it with her when she moved out. Gave it to him because she couldn't take care of the poor dog. Took it back out of spite and gave it back again for the last time. He's supposed to be for the boy.

Go on user.

What exactly do you want to know?

MODS, MODS, MODS!!!

When I was 15-16yo I had sex with 5 girls who were 10-13yo, took the v of 2 of them. we didnt always use a condom, maybe did 1/3 of the time. just gave oral sex to a few others. all was 100% consensual.

Met a man for sex except he wanted his dog to fuck me while he filmed it. Let him do it. Hurt like fuck. Dog got knotted in me so stuck for 20 minutes. Gave man a blow job while his dog was stuck in me. When dog pulled out man then fucked me. Went home - threw up.

MOOOOOODS! Reported.

I also hate the fact that my husband just lets his kids disrespects him. He's an amazing husband to me but I don't know how long I can handle it. It breaks my heart to see how his kids manipulate him.

details

was the lg virgin?
did she orgasm?
did she enjoyed sex at some times or it was just pain?
gt first time with her

You need to either tell him to step up or get out of there.

A truly good relationship thrives on telling the truth about someone's faults, and listening when they tell you. If he won' t listen to you, and there's no way you can make him, you have to GTFO.

Somehow convincing him that honesty is necessary, having him tell you something, then telling him (so he feels equal) would be a decent way to go about it

> be 13
> discovering amazing new things my body can do
> family goes out to the mall, leave me alone at home for couple hours
> strip off and fap around the house
> go to parents room
> they have big mirror, I stand on their bed and mirin my pencil dick and first signs of hair and muscles
> turn around bend over, look through my legs to see if I can make out the hair on my asscrack
> without warning mum walks in with laundry
> 'zomg user wtf I don't even!!!'
> I crash to the ground and she nopes the fuck out of there
> run to my room and stay there for the next three hours wanting to die
> later that arvo knock on the door, its dad
> father son talk time
> tells me can understand what I did and I must be feeling cringe
> says doing that shit is OK but keep it to my bedroom only
> now come out for dinner champ
> eat meatloaf, my favourite, says nothing and can't look my mum in the face
> 10 years later still die from embarrassment every time I remember this

*cough* anyone gonna tell him? *cough*

Greentext the 5th encounter, when the girl already knows whats up not distorted first time

My biggest (medical) concern is jammed penis.
One rope of cum plugs the chamber and backs up the rest
Pissing it out works sometimes, sometimes I have to ejaculate with extreme force to clear it out.

tl;dr only cum can fix cums problems

I blew up yesterday. We're married. This is my first marriage. This is his third. Both exes cheated on him. Like I said, I love him dearly because he's an amazing husband to me. I try to keep this together but it's really hard. He only sees the outside of things and not the bigger picture.

I'm currently in a sex-for-rent arrangement with my landlord. I'm starting to feel really disgusted with myself but I was in a desperate situation and didn't have much of a choice. For things work out it won't have to go on much longer.

you think you're shooting pebbles out your dick when you cum?
>another product of american anti-science education

Honestly, I think the best way to salvage it is to watch some Jordan Peterson clips about marriage, sexuality and family. I know they've helped me a lot as a person, as well as in my relationships

You should die.

strings of cum not stones

Take Zinc.
Problem fixed.

Check out this neat test someone else did

that guys happy leaking precum...?
>science

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Any link?

Need deleted data off phone (nudes of ex). How do? Will post nudes and video if successfully recovered.

I wanted to slit my father's throat when he is sleeping.

So there I was, getting sent out on a deployment out to Japan, and South Korea, and when we arrived in Japan and got time off, I took a train ride out to Tokyo, and I slept with two of the ladies at a massage place (They call it a soapie there) and railed out these two girls, while my wife was back in the states. Don't regret that though ;)

Jesus Christ what is it with you Arabs? Can't you just talk it out instead of always beheading each other over the most stupid petty shit.

I have no regrets about posting my ex gf on Sup Forums and destroying her life .. she's been doxed so much she has no social media