QUEEN WEARS THE KOH I NOOR AND INDIA IS BTFO!

The queen opened parliament today,here is the highlights if anyone gives a shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=htJlSC9lXVg

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youtube.com/watch?v=dUOSL00Ndm8
timesofindia.com/india/Kohinoor-was-gifted-not-stolen-says-Centre-to-Supreme-Court/articleshow/51885916.cms
youtube.com/watch?v=zRhHRqVAcK0
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-philip/9883276/Duke-of-Edinburghs-best-gaffes.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

I've just started watching it so I haven't got to the "India BTFO" part yet but the link seems to be from 2015.

fug i linked the wrong one

but the koh i noor is the huge gem in the crown they keep moaning for for us to return...wearing it is an insult to poo in da loo nationalists and shows we still dont give a fuck lol

its like going to Argentina and screaming the falklands are british in the street lol

I'm surprised /pooinloo/ isn't in this thread posting rants

>Queen
Lol

>India

Is the British monarchy just old fat people LARPing?

>your queen

I dont like the monarchy, but come on, how many of them are actually fat?

she is 90 lol she looked alright when she was younger

Is this the only thread on the state opening of parliament on pol?

SHIT IN PIT

Its more important to post about Black actors and that fucking youtube attention whore.

india said it months ago that they don't want it. she can keep it.

Lads, i don't want Charles to be King

Like the UK can get any worse

I can't stop watching this. MFW I don't have a superficial monarch with culturally enriched ceremonies. All we have here is Obama's ceremony of eating watermelon and chicken in the white house lawn.

I like how nearly every parliament member they have shown so far has been a woman lmao.

Also those robes look hideous on your dindus.

I was wondering... how much do most of these ceremonial chaps get paid? Like all the honor guards, guys who carry the heraldry banners, and various others? Do these Heraldry guy's get paid salary to show up to parliament once a year and carry a banner? Are most of these knights and lords with titles on comfy payrolls to do almost nothing outside their practicing for ceremonies?

The attention to detail here really is outstanding. They put fucking sand in the road so the horses won't slip and break perfect posture.

they will always want it

they dont it call the term "indian givers" for nothing lol

Their parliament said that. Apparently the people are still pissy.

Why? He's pretty rad.

Wrong Indians, but kek.

doubt he will be...it will skip and go to william

in a perfect world harry would get it and royal bantz would be had

he has seen war 1st hand and the bullshit in the desert..i bet he is redpilled as fuck

He is not in the slightest bit "rad". He is an old useless lefty who has been a constant embarrassment

Theres a lot of retired soldiers that work around in ceremonial roles like beef eaters.

In other instances they use active duty soldiers.

Many organisations in Britain still have their link back to when they would have been established my a monarch or something and so they still have the uniforms and heraldry because its part of it.

Its not like something they get out to LARP with but its something that is always kept and maintained like a Military units standard.

>That crown

You brits sure know how to do royality

>I was wondering... how much do most of these ceremonial chaps get paid?
They'd be on average civil servant wage and do more than just one thing. Just like the workers at your state buildings.
>Are most of these knights and lords with titles on comfy payrolls to do almost nothing outside their practicing for ceremonies?
Naw, they're usually busy running their businesses and shit. They don't get paid for being in the House of Lords.
They're all pretty frugal, too.

>Charles
>Lefty
Nigga he cares about his country. He even investigated better farming techniques and shit to improve the land.

youtube.com/watch?v=dUOSL00Ndm8

you might like this lol

The "nationalist" government put this topic to rest. We have other pressing matters than caring about a fucking diamond.
timesofindia.com/india/Kohinoor-was-gifted-not-stolen-says-Centre-to-Supreme-Court/articleshow/51885916.cms

Can any britbro help me out. In the queens speech at the begining, is she commanding the government to legislate in any real capacity?

The Aussie is the cutest

Shes saying what she is told to say by Cameron.

>doubt he will be...it will skip and go to william
One of the best things about monarchy is that it doesn't have to bow to petty populism.

Besides, Australia calls dibs on Prince Henry.

No, it's written for her by the government, she is just announcing what the government is intending to do in this parliamentary year

But what about that time he fought Francis Underwood?

and Camers loves to U turn so there is nothing binding

nah..the one that got away is the cutest :^)

POO IN IT FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

GROOMING OF THE STOOL 2.0

It's a script from parliament, but She doesn't *have* to follow it.

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shit posting is about to happen

Fuck off Dennis Skinner

Dennis Skinner IRL shit posting is always the best part of this every year

Porn versions where

thanks alot mates, do you know if she has any real political power?

Dennis skinner is a mong

HANDS OFF THE BBC

Technically, yes but practically no not really. Still, she hasn't even voiced an opinion about politics in 50 years, I reckon if she did choose to comment her statement would carry massive weight

Who cares? You beady eyed anglos are currently facing retribution for your past sins. A MUSLIM mayor in your capital with ties to terrorists, at least India has modi, who keeps the towelheads on a tight leash

That's hard as fuck

I wonder what the Queen personally thinks about all the brown people in Britain.

If she openly came out against the EU we would be gone tomorrow
That is the power she can have

Only in theory, would never actually do anything to overturn the elected officials. I'm sure she does have some 'soft power' though, she regularly speaks to the PM after all and I'm sure he takes her views very seriously.

A bit. But using it would likely be a bad idea without the support of cabinet or an overwhelming amount of public support.

She has the royal prerogative as her GG's do. She technically has veto, the power of dissolution and is technically in command of most of the armed forces. She just wouldnt really dare to use any of that.

Mostly she stays out of politics and her family act as diplomats as some people have a cry if they make their feelings known. Which is why a lot of people dont like Charles. He has a habit of telling MPs whats what.

I like where this is going

Yeah no doubt. I know that most the royal units are pretty legit. I know they don't take shit from anybody and have good military training. I guess I was referring mostly to all the rest. I was surprised to see a few of few guys overweight, I think that was just a special cavalry guard though. That's pretty interesting that the heraldry is passed down. Those guy's probably come from well off families to begin with.

Yeah that makes sense.

Obama does have some good banter from time to time lol.

Ask Prince Phillip, King of the Swedes
youtube.com/watch?v=zRhHRqVAcK0

>It's been 2 years since Michael Howard was spotted on Grindr

kill me

POO

i imagine she's okay with the ex-colonials, not sure about the rest though

she rules the world and is older than she seems

>black rod is in the chamber
>hands off the BBC

Britains biggest benefits scroungers
But her and her family will never know the struggle.

Yes, but to use it without permission of parliament would be Cromwell 2.0

Well, She did, but it was hushed up.

>Which is why a lot of parliament Jews dont like Charles. He has a habit of telling MPs whats what.
FTFY

>queen opened parliament today
>Published on May 28, 2015

>here is the highlights
>video goes for an hour

Fucking british.

Hilarious. Just finished playing an Assassins creed DLC where you work for a salty maharaja who wants to steal back the koor I mor from queen Vicky.

>On 19 April 2016 the Indian Culture Ministry stated it would make "all possible efforts" to arrange the return of the Koh-i-Noor to India. This is despite the Indian government conceding that the gem was a gift.

Literally Indian givers.

Prince Phillip is fucking based
telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/prince-philip/9883276/Duke-of-Edinburghs-best-gaffes.html

Is it just the lighting or is Cameron starting to go grey? Looks like the referendum is taking its toll on him

>Benefits scroungers
>Pay 500% tax rate
Try again, Coronation St.

>I don't know the first thing about how my country works
t. (you)

I don't understand.

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They always ignore the crown lands too.

Its uncomfortable for them.

>To Australian Aborigines during a visit to Australia with the Queen he asked: "Do you still throw spears at each other?"

Diane Abbott walking in on her own kek

Even his labour colleagues want nothing to do with that hippo

No they aren't
Until the while of Britian is blazed in flames there has been no retribution to what they have done to the west
>Inb4 some britcuck tries to pretend that England was the reason America was founded

>male mps all in suits
>female mps wearing whatever the fuck

Women need a formal business dress desu

Lol

Hmm.....

Look at that rain.
Beautiful.

>calling net contributors of £1.8bn scroungers

they voluntarily pay tax. if there was no queen the upkeep of listed buildings and other fixed assets would still be tax payer funded. the princes earn their salaries from the army. massive proportion of tourism interest which is 22% of economy.

>pretend

she has the power to sack trudeu if she wished

>this asspain

you didnt fight for independence from fucking spain i tell you whut

>Diane Abbott
I kek every time I hear her name or see her fat ugly face

t. 100% Irish-blooded Bostonian

>lose empire, fuck the economy, betray your people and faith. But if you wear the right jewelry, people will worship you.

England deserves what is coming for them.

>>>>>((((("""jew"""))))ry

GOD SHAVE THE QUIM

>Confusing parliament and the monarchy
I'm not surprised. No one expected the 3rd world to have education.

>Australia not giving a fuck

>Besides, Australia calls dibs on Prince Henry.

This. He's ours.

>Well, you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut.
- to a 13-year-old whilst visiting a space shuttle.

ebin bantz to be had

He must be dying for it and yet he most likely won't be.

guys, I'll probably get bashed for this, but among the monarchists in Romania there are voices who call for Prince Charles to become our next king (like Carol of Hohenzollern in 1866)

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

You will never have a king Harry

Why love

Calm it, Dragul.

“You look like you’re ready for bed!”
- To the President of Nigeria, dressed in traditional robes.

That'd be so cool, but totally impossible.