Could computer techfags tell me what the red thing is? It didn't come in any box or anything, so I'm clueless

Could computer techfags tell me what the red thing is? It didn't come in any box or anything, so I'm clueless.

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It's the B67 chipset. Critical to normal operations

Backside of it.

That's RAM

T. Computer specialist for the army

nice cpu user!

Jesus you're incompetent.

Try not to breed.

It's a graphics card...

Side view.

VisionTek Products Radeon 6350

it's a video card..
Radeon AX5450 1GB PCI-E

is google broken at your end of the world, faggot?

Just Google the part number instead of shit posting.

>It's a graphics card...
Yeah he s right look at the connector

Where did you see on it, to be able to type that in? I accept my incompetence.

That's definitely a flash drive OP

Video Graphics Card ignore the rest of the comments and simply Google r81klc 1gb.

I am going to bed now. You are welcome.

R81KLC 1GB ver 2.3

Blind too apparently.
You really won the genetic lottery.

...

Thank you, boys. I found both of these for free by my job's garbage compactor.

Why the fuck do you have a Quadro if you're computer illiterate?

Those are extremely expensive special use cards.

Did you steal this shit?

>brown fingers
>quadro casually lying around without him knowing basic shit about computers

You fucking stole this shit. I knew it. Give it back ffs.

You mean you stole them from work

Kind of.

Trash Compactor? This Nigger stole that shit for crack money.

>implying none of you would have done the same, if it was lying near the trash

Hell no Niggers don't work.

Yeah I'm sure they'd throw a card worth thousands of bucks in the trash.

I hope you get raped in jail.

its not stealing if someone throws it out you moron, stealing is stealing

nvidia quadro
radeon 5450

>thousands of dollars

Gee Bill, this thread...

Today I asked someone I know to restart her computer.

>ok, just a moment user
>win7, she uses it every day for work
>proceeds to X every window
>clicks start, searches for like 5 seconds
>clicks the arrow
>another 3 seconds of aiming it
>restart

I mean like if you use it every fucking day, wouldn't you know where some of the buttons are?

>implying they are worth more than 10$ each

Don't know about the US, but it actually is in Germany.

Your trash is your property until the garbage collectors come and then it is their property.

I have a 8400 GS in my current rig, so this might help nicely.

alternate.de/PNY/NVIDIA-Quadro-P6000-Grafikkarte/html/product/1318893?

Are you fucking retarded?

a video card

Nah I'm just bored

Yes, because that's obviously what he has.

Oh wait, no, what's that? He's got one worth 150 bucks new.

It's a graphics card OP

This was an good thread. Made my morning.

My dad only uses one tab in Firefox and if he wants to visit another website or use another program he exits the browser.
I've told him numerous times that he doesn't have to do that and showed him how to open multiple tabs, minimize/maximize windows, etc.
He still does it.

Drives me insane.

So which Quadro is it? Now I'm curious. Does OP have a card that's $1k or more like $10?

It fucking sucks forget about it.
I had the red one and it wasnt even good 5 yrs ago.
Get over it sorry.

If you compare it with the list on this website

alternate.de/Grafikkarten/PCIe-Karten-NVIDIA/Workstation

It looks like one of those 130-150 bucks cards.

We're talking about the workstation card on the right.

Maybe send the back so we can scan it and tell you exactly how many turds its worth

>hdmi, dvi ports
>ram
>graphics card
>army
wat

OP?? You still with us? Post the back of the Quadro.

You tell me, m8.

NSA chip implanted into ur rig.

>army
>doesn't know shit

checks out

In the U S if you put it on the curb, you're telling everyone you don't want it, so take it if you want it

Its ok u can get some money

But it's still legally yours.

Problem is it's probably broken lol.

Here you go. Best I could do.

You must really hate Google.

that looks like a shitty graphics card

Meh. If it's working would be good for a workstation computer.

>best I could
>Parkinson intesifies
Okey crackhead

You should really read the thread before lazyposting.

Nope OP should grow a brain.
Not even samefag

Google is for Jews. I ask Jeeves, nigga.

Maybe in some states it is. But the ones I've lived in its not. Once it's at the curb for the purpose of removal, you have the right to claim it.

>one man's trash is another man's treasure. It's the law

How is it broken?

Software engineer here... thats a USB Stick

Can I stick it up my butt?

If you didn't know before how would you expect to know who is lying here?

it is a graphics card btw... the black fin assembly is a heat spreader on top of the gpu, the gold edge is what would plug into the motherboard

There are only 3 stickers on it, and it's on one of them. It's also on the front, but that's just on the board whereas these are on "things that we print important information on then stick it on"

btw probably a better way to identify parts... all those tags with numbers n such... plug those into google until you get lucky and google gives you back something that looks similar...

I know what you must feel.

"user, take a look at my computer and delete some things slowing it down."
>explain difference between RAM and HDD
>"Yeah, but the more stuff on it, the slower it must run."
>explain only running apps use ram, take a look at startup apps, nothing new, unticked unimportant ones ages ago, still have to look at it every once in a while tho'

My sis and dad not using a mouse for their laptops is also something that drives me up the fucking wall, they just use the touchpad, and that's it.

>sis wants me to take a look at her laptop while she's sitting at the table using it
>taking the look
>she's still sitting at it, I'm leaning over like quasimodo
>I'm getting +10 to blood pressure at every action performed on the touchpad
>3 clicks later veins are visible on my forehead
>tell her to at least let me sit down, -30 to blood pressure
>3 clicks later
>GET ME A FUKKEN MOUSE REEEEEEEEE

Already bought her one, but "ah I didn't bring it home now from work".

Oh, using alt-tab, Win+E, Win+D to speed things up a bit? Forget about it.

Fuck me sideways.

Lady Luck is on my side today!

Same guy you replied to.

>sit at pc
>suddenly internet connection broken
>go to dad's working room
>he's working on some long ass word document
>"hey dad my internet isn't working can i just check real quick if it's working for you"
>"sure son"
>mouse arrow starts moving to the X
>"no dad you don't have to close wo-"
>clicks on x and yes to save
>whatever.. open firefox and try google.com
>doesn't work so i reboot the router
>later dad is angry at me because he forgot where he saved his document and spent 20 minutes searching for it despite there being a history list with recently used files that he completely ignores all the time
>mfw

Did you really just steal another one?

I won't tell if you dont.

flux capacitor

Is that a mfing quadro lying besides you? And you are computer illiterate?

Watch "Idiocracy". This is the next step in our evolutionary chain...