Tfw no 9 inch dick

>tfw no 9 inch dick

Now picture a similar graphic about how Cs are too small to excite any man, and that DDs are barely good enough, reeeees would be reeeeed

>implying all women are the same
ayy lmao

>fallacious reasoning

>reeeees would be reeeeed

for a second i thought i was on tumblr

Im almost there a proud 8.5

This whole shitty meme is reeking of insecurities. I'm 6.6 and my gf said if I've been any longer I'd start hurting her. Girth, technique, involvement are more important if you're not a micropenis.

t.virgin

Find me a white/asian girl who has not done porn and can take a 9 inch dick, i fucking dare you, them bitches whine that 7 is too much.

>Implying there are no shallow vaginas
>ishiggydiggy

that's a pretty good idea mango!

Let's fukken do it

>Posting this
Such fucking bullshit. My girlfriend can barely handle mine and its a little under 7.

>not even 9"
I would say this chart is fairly accurate, but it really should just put 9" as the minimum. As a grill I personally aim for men over 10" and if I ever find someone with a full footlong I would probably marry them on the spot.

Lol, are you fucking a 5 year old?

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>not knowing vaginas lengthen when she is turned on
By several inches too

I have no idea what you just tried to post, I'm on mobile so it just came out as a garbled mess

>got with dutch belgian this weekend
>im 4.5, her ex was like 8+
>made her cum 20 seconds after we started fucking
>she fucking skeeted every minute all over the bed
>she apologizes after
>ask her for what
>tells her ex didnt like how messy and wet she got
>LOL what a cuckboy

Her ex also wouldn't go down on her after cumming in her. She screamed like a fucking liberal hearing the word "free stuff" when I did that without warning.

try unzooming, its the "this is bait" picture with the fish and a hook.

This is pretty accurate. I am 9.5 inches. Penis that is under 9 inches is considered a micropenis and should see a doctor. Girl's vagina can take up to 12 inches.

I mean, cocks are cocks and who cares, but damn that is some high quality bait. You could drown a toddler in a bass' panties using bait like that. Not that you would

>got with dutch belgian this weekend
>im 4.5, her ex was like 8+
>made her cum 20 seconds after we started fucking
>she fucking skeeted every minute all over the bed
>she apologizes after
>ask her for what
>tells her ex didnt like how messy and wet she got
>LOL what a cuckboy

Her ex also wouldn't go down on her after cumming in her. She screamed like a fucking liberal hearing the word "free stuff" when I did that without warning.

tl;dr : Why are you guys obsessed about your cock size? It's literally a game of git gud. Size queens do exist and I've been shot down by them but, trust me, you're not missing much.

why did you direct that at me tho? im not the one talking about how you need a big dick, quite the opposite actually.
also your story sounds a little exaggerated

you do not anything bigger than 9-10 inches will probably wreak havoc on your pussy? lol

Shit ,I'm so fucking lucky. Since my dick is 23 cm long. Every girl I met said that they wouldn't even fuck anyone who's under 20 cm.

>why did you direct that at me tho?
Huge lincoln-log fingers, small phone.

have you only fucked black porn stars and horses?
have you ever fully inserted it?

maybe you should talk to women that aren't whores. and whores that aren't your mother.

you posted it twice...

femanon here, this is pure bullshit! what really counts is thickness not size (unless is some kind of weird micropenis)

Why are you so triggered? I know that your penis is below 20 cm which is really pathetic. But any penis that's below 19 cm is considered a micropenis. Don't worry ,some Asian girl will probably be pleased with your 17 cm micropenis.

This really seems like a femanon, she knows her shit. I have a blood penis, 2cm when weak, 26 when standing. And women always crave the 26 and always cum.

tits or gtfo.

are you just mad because your dick is too big to get hard?

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I don't know how else I can explain huge fingers + small phone = mistakes happen.

I wasn't attacking you or your cock. I just fat fingered someones' post no. and it happened to be you.

Ok?

>average depth of a vagina when not aroused: 3-4 inches
>average depth of an aroused vagina: 5-7 inches

i know you didnt attack me coz i agree with you, but what i want to know is who were you talking to?

Sorry ,but I'm not mad because my penis is normal sized. My life is wonderful because I can please every woman I fuck.

except the ones who literally feel nothing but pain if you go any further than halfway in.

>but what i want to know is who were you talking to?
No one, Sup Forumsro. I was just posting my two cents.

And also that I got to fuck a chick I've been friends with for ~4 years.

Girls can take up to 25 cm so stop spreading this bullshit. There are some guys with micropenises that says they can't go inside completly. That's because girl is not horny seeing 16 cm micropenis.

I am a woman and I would not fuck with anyone who's under 20 cm. I'd be ashamed of myself if I did. Once I was unlucky and had a guy with 17 cm dick. Sex was horrible since I couldn't feel him at all. After that I told him to fuck off and found myself a real man with real dick.

yet another GAY thread outside /lgbt/

*it's gay because the "ideal penis" pic was created by a gay dude who self-proclaimed "women"

>implying women care about dick size
yeah.. take it from me. an intellectually stimulating conversation is 100x more satisfying than a penis

vrMcCZX

Well ,I've had sex with man who was 23 cm and one with 17 cm. Of course sex is better when the man has a penis of mature man not a teenager.

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Yeah but you can literally be 3 inches and still please a woman because most of her nerves aren't that deep in the vagina

>Girls can take up to 25 cm so stop spreading this bullshit.

just because they can doesn't mean that all or even a majority of women actually derive enjoyment out of it. for reference, you can shove a coke can up your ass, does that mean you'll enjoy the experience?

>There are some guys with micropenises that says they can't go inside completly.

yes, but we're not talking about micropenises, we're talking about your skewed understanding of physiology and physical ability.

As a woman I prever big penis. Nothing below 20 cm because the sex will not be enjoyable. Giving bj to a bigger dick also feels much better because you can grab the big penis in your both hands not with two fingers like a toy.

Yeah most anons fall around 6-8inch line

We see it all the time, He's got an enormous dick, or she has an enormous dildo. But she never takes in more than 6 or 7 inches. It could be an 11" monster, but she rarely lets him put more than 6 or 7" in her. And he never gets to go balls deep.

>as a grill

Tits or gtfo

Are you fucking stupid? Do you ever check your facts? Micro is defined as 2.5cm erect.

This whole thing is just a game of exaggeration beyond beliefs...

7 inch dick here, multiple girls have said it doesnt feel good because it is too long. Current gf prefers her ex who was 5" long but very thick

You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?

Actual femanon here. Every woman is different, for me, 22 cm is way too fucking big. The way you use it and the thickness is more important

Pls remove hand

I'm 6.5 and never had any complaints. I've even had a girlfriend who couldn't take the whole thing, she was a smaller girl but I'd bottom out around 5.5"

Women are just selfish, of course they want a big dick so they can fuel their lusty desires, we don't have an ideal vagina, just as long as it's white and hairless if fine, but no, women just have to have the perfect dick every single goddamn time

Yeah I'm 5"4 and 6.5 is big for me, how much you can take depends on your height from what I've seen
Again I'm sure there are exceptions

Liberals and socialists are better in bed.

They want to redistribute the cummings.

Stop lying. You won't admit it because you don't want to hurt those neckbeards with micropenis ,but 22 cm is perfect. Anything under 20 cm is pathetic and no girl in the world can be pleased by 17 cm micropenis.

Hahahahaha! 22 cm too big? Fuck off you underage slut. You've never had a real man only a fucking teenager with 18 cm micropenis.

I have 3,8 "
Fuck my life

fgt bitches and effeminate males are not better in bed go make a black person thread you loser fuck

Tfw 3,5"

l have inverted penis and literally fucking myself. l hate my life and want to die

i am 18 so ssssssh

Well ,anything below 19 cm is considered a micropenis ,but maybe you could please a really short Asian woman ,but it's not guaranteed.

>tfw 20 cm dick, 14 cm of girth
>proud as fuck of it, only part of my body i like
>fall in love with girl
>we are both virgins
>my dick is literally too big.
>she can't blow it properly and i can't penetrate her without hurting the fuck out of her

Having a bid dick is both a blessing and a curse, i'd gladly give some of you a cm or two

>premium size is reserved for black people

She probably didn't like you because some woman find 20 cm too small. 22 cm is perfect size.

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6.5 here. Perfectly able to satisfy women of all shapes and ages.

Your skill level is truly what determines whether or not you can pleasure a woman ideally. Although having a smaller penis will increase the amount of skill required.

sure

You'd have to be as dumb as a nigger to believe that.

Dooooo eeeeeet

ITT:
mad manlets and dicklets
this thread sure reeks of white boi

If I'm correct that's 16,5 cm and it's considered a micropenis. You probably never had a sex. I'll give you advice ,go see a doctor because having a micropenis may indicate to problems with hormones.

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This

Looks like i'm barley OK

You're not. That image is fake because anything below 19 cm is considered a micropenis.

really killing it with the shitposting.

LMAO wow, the lengths some people will go to troll. Whoever made the OP picture has set the bar really high.
7.5 inches is already the discomfort level for normal girls who don't fuck everyone with money and good looks for a living.

>gf tells me every time we have sex that her cervix is sore from getting pounded

gr8 b8 m8 ill r8 8/8

You're insulting me even though I give you advice...

I'm a girl and I'll always prefer a man with big penis. Nothing below 21 cm. Penis is a symbol of masculinity and what masculinity can we talk about if it's small?

I'm a girl and I lost my virginity at 9th grade with 25 years old guy and his penis was around 23 cm. I've had sex with guys under 20 cm and sex always sucked. Wish I could get my first love back.

I think it's funny how my 6 inch penis is considered too small but my 6 inch girth is ideal.

I guess I'll just fuck asians in the ass then.

what about balls size?

Im a girl and this list is real. I cant even feel a thing when a 7 incher enters my pussy. I need a 9+ incher to satisfy me. Any man under 9 inch should just off themselves.

Then what would you say is the perfect size for you?

samefag

Femanon here. Sorry guys ,but I'd never date anyone who's below 22 cm. The sex is too important to me.

What's wrong? Truth make it too hard to enjoy your favorite cuck porn? Kill yourself, faggot.

you're a hero, protecting people with dicks below 22 cm
cheers to you user

I'm not watching porn ,I can do everything I want irl. I can please every woman with my 23 cm penis.

I have a 10 incher.... where do i fall lol?