/Mr. Robot/ - LIVE GAMETHREAD #1

Get in here robots

First for lollipop

First for Angela dies and it's the best way her character arc could play out so we can appreciate season 1 rewatch knowing in the back of our mind that she's a goner any day now.

>Drug user

Ewww.

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first for multi porpoise

WHERES DARLENE???

TYRELL OR RIOT

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first for i want to smell Joanna Wellick

DIMENSION
HOPPING
MULTI
VERSE
SHENANNIGANS

HOW MANY COMMERCIALS FUGGGGGG

FUCK YOU SPIDUR

lucid dreaming ?

Fifteenth for best eyebrows in the mf game.

shut up
you're a spider and I dont trust what you say

sam

YES

I want to smell her ass and pussy

MIND AWAKE
BODY ASLEEP
MIND AWAKE
BODY ASLEEP

Are the Chinese the bad guys?

ded
fbi found her tape at cisco's anyway

MIND ASLEEP
BODY ROCK HARD

But there is no such thing as debt free.
But what happens when China comes to collect?

the chinese are always bad

SEX
CRY
LITTLE GIRL
///EMAIL LOVES TV///

>yfw the entire show has been an elliot lucid dream and he wakes up and its the first episode of season 1 again and

is right

GOOD """GUY"""

FUCK YOU SOUTH PARK PLEBS
FUCKING STREAMBROOOOOOO

Back to the Future 2 Davey Crockett, Angela's favorite movie. Elliot had her grabbed.

> >> CINEMATOGRAPHY

I hate this way 'classy' women walk

Not everyone wants to walk like diabetes ridden ghetto trash, like you

>What the fuck is going on?

Angela's pussy probably smells in yesterday's pants

Elliot.. or Mr Robot who has been in love with her since she was a child since he's a pedo?! WHAT A TWEEST!

4 8 15 16 23 42

ARE YOU HIM??!?!?!!

LOLITA

WHAT THE FUCK

This better be tyrells hide out or some shit im getting sick of being led on.

YELLOW SITE CONFIRMED

is that lolita?

Is it fitting that I am scheduled to take my anti-depressant anti-anxiety pills during this show?

>What the ____is going on?
networked fixed that for you

that tank is way too small for that fish

kek

you snapped so fast

>Angela confirmed for having time-traveled back to the 50s

Lolita

This feels kinda dumb.

>It's a little girl

Fuck this nonsense.

Is Rami white?

what is this trash?

WTF IS GOING ON AHHHHH

what in the hell am I watching

email you HACK

>Lolita
>R@yGoldfish
>Motivational Poster
>CRT monitor

Oh my God.

She's in Sup Forums circa 2005.

SHES DREAMING

SHES DREAMING

SHES DREAMING

what

the

fuck

Esmail, you FUCKING HACK

>regulate the shit out of it

HAVE YOU EVER CRIED DURING SEX?

Fuck you Esmail this is fucking stupid

He's from Egypt. He's black.

>Angela has a split personality too

This fucking suuuuuuuuuuucks.

The little girl is her, maybe she's developing a split personality just like Eliot.

OH FUCK. I was joking!
Get out of my head Email!

wait
The ____ is going on?!
This is some L O S T shit now.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ?!?!?!

This sucks.

egyptian. black as they come

SAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING

She's disassociating

He's an actual kang

Are we in Elliot's dream?

IS THIS SERIOUSLY ALL OF ELLIOT'S DREAM?

EVERY SINGLE EPISODE
HE'S A FUCKING HACK
DAMN YOU EMAIL

what is this freud shit

>mfw

I'm guessing this is some psyops play to break her down by showing a younger version of herself.

Guys
Guys
Angela
Listen guys
Angela and Darlene
I think I got it
Darlene is Angela's split personality

this edgy shit, STOP

trash

WE GIRRAFFS OR ZEBRAS NOW

She's taking her G.O.A.T. exam.

FUCK OFF SAM FUCK OFF SAM FUCK OFF SAM FUCK OFF SAM FUCK OFF SAM FUCK OFF SAM FUCK OFF SAM FUCK OFF SAMFUCK OFF SAMFUCK OFF SAMFUCK OFF SAMFUCK OFF SAMFUCK OFF SAMFUCK OFF SAMFUCK OFF SAM

what the fuck was that angela scene

Bravo, Vance!

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so did e corp win?

Thank god we went from shitty Twin Peaks to shittier House of Cards

well Sup Forums

Are you a giraffe or a seagull?

>Bitcoin

fuck everything

Elliott wanted to fuck both of them

Woah

yes.

I think it was was a mistake to go from a dream sequence to this Evil Corp heavy dialogue scene.

>WE MUST STOP BITCOIN

This is what libertarians actually believe.

inb4 episode ends without explaining the angela shit

Angela doesn't know shit about hacking, so what she also fucked Cisco?

>still no tyrell

don't
SHUT
IT
DOWN

oh no

please no

>Darlene is Angela's split personality

ah no i thought it was the other way around

it may be ok this way

I am the Walrus. Coo-coo-cachoo!

>Nothing personnel, kiddo!

end of the episode, or i'll eat my hat

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