Is there a more effective way than the movies/books I've heard the eagle idea but I don't agree it's a good idea

is there a more effective way than the movies/books I've heard the eagle idea but I don't agree it's a good idea

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Why not?

Nazgul would intercept and too many orcs that would shoot arrows at the eagle and we know they're not immune to arrows as Gandalf had to save one from a poisoned arrow

The ring is to represent the power and triumph that only the pastoral countryside hobbit folk don't need or want, and therefore only they are fit to carry it to destruction. There is no way any other character could have moved it, by design.

The eagles would've tried to take the ring from Frodo.

Would you have had the fellowship go a different path or travel a different road?

>Implying Smeagol wasn't a hobbit.

Never ever question Tolkien. His Stories are just perfect.

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lol why? they think it's a fish?

This is true, I hate the "HURR DURR IF GANDALF HAD EAGLES WHY NOT JUST EAGLE."

Because it's the equivalent of shooting a deep three with double coverage, fucking retards.

also if you would just fly over mordor wouldn't sauron's eye do something?
like it overwhelmed frodo with pain when he was on the ground?

Lord of the Rings is overrated garbage.

If they go a different route, a large majority of the events will still happen and they'd be worse off

Rohan would probably fall to Isengard without the intervention of the fellowship

Same for gondor

Yes even Frodo was almost completely corrupted by the end, the ring is still highly potent. While Frodo lasted the whole journey, Gandalf knows that even brief contact with the ring would instantly lose the war. Same with virtually any man or elf. Only hobbits are immune enough.

Catapult.

Whether it lands in the volcano or misses and lands on the rocky treacherous Mt Doom mountainside and gets lost for another million years, result is the same.

on the mountainside sauron would surely be able to see it, and send some orcs it's way, right?

Yup. Wouldn't have stayed lost for long.

and then everyone's fugged because sauron got the ring again
let's expand on this, what would he do then?

Uranium doesn't make you retarded you imbecile

If it can be destroyed by melting down in the firery heat of a volcano, then you just need to make a fire as hot as a volcano, which isn't really very hot.

Any civilization capable of metalwork like that used in middle earth can make an oven hot enough to do the job.

This exactly

I feel like the eagles aren't impervious to Sauron's eye.

The whole theory is fucking retarded tbh

Not if it fell in the rocks.

Sauropod couldn't see it in a fuckin river, or over the horizon, so sauropod can't see for shit.

make ebbberyone speak German and stomp about the place menacingly

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but mount doom has magic n shiet

>tfw idiots could have just tossed it in one of the foundry fires at the blecksmiths shop and saved everyone a whole lot of trouble.

Not to mention they have minds of their own. Even if there was a chance they could succeed, they wouldn't just blindly agree to put their lives on the line

After some analysis, the book idea is the most reasonable. Mordor already know about the ring, the hobbits, the Fellowship and almost all the stuffs, then a head to head battle would be ended with the good guys defeated. Airborne strike would ended mostly the same, cuz the Nazgul and arrow shits.

There's a good lesson in Metal Gear saga: Against a unfathomable foe, the best course of action is go totally Solid Snake under a card box... or a elf mantle of mimicry with some lembas waybread

lol
We have a winner

frodo puts the ring on for good and becomes a god

Not to mention the fact that the all seeing eye would alert Sauron to the eagles approach and he would have both his ring back and roast turkey for dinner.

This was where the real genius of Gandalf comes into play. Everyone's spying on the great leaders, great warriors, kings and captains. But nobody's looking for two unknown little shits from outta nowhere. This despite the fact that these little shits are perfect vehicles for transporting the ring - damned near immune to it's corrupting effects. Just being within feet of the ring corrupts anyone else. But not these little shits.

should've fed the fucking ring to Sam from the beginning, that fat fuck would eat anything and his body would digest even the darkest of powers with no bother. Should Sam explode in the process, well, its a risk I'm willing to take

Sauron's eye noticed Frodo like 9001 times, so what if he gets noticed?

The Eagle could've carried Frodo right up to Mordor, then Frodo runs in and slam dunks the ring into the lava. No ring withdrawal symptoms, maybe only had to use the ring once or twice to go invis once he got off of the Eagles back. Everything in the middle was just filler - that story could've been done in 100 pages.

fifty keks!

roll credits, i'm satisfied with this answer

The ring could not create power. It could only amplify it. Thus, the ring could make you seem like an elven warrior, but it could not make you an elven warrior. It could make mediocre less mediocre, but it could not make the mediocre great.
But it would always embed the promise in your head. The ambitious was always the first corrupted.

Nazgul didn't have winged mounts at that time though, they went back and got them after their horses were killed by the elf.
The crebain would definitely have seen the eagles and fought them in air and won. Even if not, the eye would see the eagles coming and the orcs would be ready for them.

Tie ring to hobbit, tie up hobbit so it can't move, carry the hobbit. Then the ring has a hobbit insulator, can't corrupt you.

Not in the books. The all seeing eye never noticed him until the very end. The closest Sauron ever got was when Pippin looked into the palantir and gave notice that hobbits somehow figured into the grand scheme of things.

But I agree, The eagles could have transported Frodo and Samwise straight to Lothlorien to receive what they needed to enter Mordor, then flew them right to the mountain range.

But doing that would bereft them of Smeagol's help as a guide through Mordor. Who kept them from getting caught dozens of times over in Mordor alone.

In fact, the whole endeavor only worked because of a whole series of dumb blind luck.

You don't know how to read. Invisible is only to those not under Sauron's influence. If Frodo uses the ring to become invisible, those under Sauron still know where he is, such as the ringwraiths that stabbed him.
If they take to the air, the eye will see them coming, and send crebain and/or nazgul to kill them to get the ring.

>feed hobbit ring
>tie hobbit up
>put butt-plug in hobbit
>put hobbit on eagle
>direct eagle to mordor
>let eagle drop hobbit in the volcano
family friendly alternative/happy end:
>land in mt doom
>remove butt plug from hobbit
>let hobbit shit in the volcano

>eye sees eagle coming
>eye sends crebain and nazgul on winged mounts to kill eagle and hobbit
>kill hobbit, orcs want to eat him
>discover ring in food
>???
>Sauron Profits!

Only those with rings - such as the ring wraiths could see frodo. Smaug could not see bilbo. Nor could any orc, warg, troll, or evil men. He was invisible to all but a very select few.

But that invisibility came at a great cost. It was then that the rings influence was at its greatest.

Still would not work as mere proximity to the ring would corrupt the eagles. They would have to carry him on the end of a 50 foot rope. And wouldn't that be a sight for Sauron to see; an eagle carrying a trussed up hobbit at the end of a 50 foot rope towards Mt. Doom. Hmmmm. not suspicious at all....

Step 1. Invent an even better ring, of goodness
Step 2. Wear both rings on the same finger

Fly eagles into tower.

good
less of you normie faggots to push for the need to remake this masterpiece with your liberal sjw propaganda

Get all the good wizards together, the two blue, the brown, and gandalf. Have them transfer all their power into gandalf.

Gandalf goes super sayian god, takes the ring, goes directly to sauron, gives ring to sauron by shoving it down his throat and placing it securely in saurons rectum. Throws sauron in mount Doom.

Celebrates by coming back and banging all the elven chicks in mirkwood

Step 0. Be a Valar in Tolkien's universe

(Only a Valar can make a ring superior to Sauron's)

Gandalf could bl;ind everything with his special.

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Including the eagles which wouldn't know which way to go? BRILLIANT!

gandalf is not george bush, you're confusing something there

or on a string in front of the eagle like a carrot on a stick. Or the eagle could be wearing hobbit meat armor.

are valar the doods that gandalf & the other wizards are, or one 'tier' above them?

Only the Valar could do that. But then, the Valar could have taken the ring and not be influenced by it. But that doesn't stop Sauron from taking control of middle earth without it.
And I'm not so sure if even the Valar could destroy the ring. Although it would be nothing for Manwe or Tulkas to just drop the ring into Mt. Doom. And Sauron could do absolutely nothing to stop either of them.
The problem would be getting the ring to the Valar. Only Cirden the shipwright would be able to make the journey and I seriously doubt he could resist the ring long enough to make the trip.

Valar are one tier above them. They're basically gods.

Forge a lot of weaker rings, wear them all at once, or just wear one while forging stronger and stronger rings, switching them out for the newest, most powerful version each time.

Sauron can't see the ring through rock, or hed have seen it in the cave.
1. Bore a hole into a small boulder
2. Drop ring inside
3. Fill with cement and shards of the same stone
4. Transport safely without anyone detecting it
5. Go hire a boat
6. Take a days trip out to sea
7. Drop rock in sea

8. Make it back in time for tea

I have a strong suspicion that the one ring would simply corrupt all the others forged.
Besides, Sauron was the only one who knew how to forge rings of power. I'll bet he wasn't inclined to share or take on any apprentice.

Then the story should be about why, by inaction, the valar are permitting, or even complicit in allowing all this shit to have gotten so far out of hand.

They considered doing that. But as long as the ring existed, Sauron existed. Which means that plate tectonics would eventually bring the ring back on land. Or some sea creature could find and bring it up. The ring was eternal, and so Sauron was eternal. They had to destroy the ring. Anything less would be just kicking the can down the road, and they would have to deal with it again later.

Okay so a modern howitzer has about 15 miles accurate range. Let that sink in.

wasn't the ringsmith celebrimbor aka that blue nigga from shadows of mordor?

When you create a ring of power you put your own life and power into it.

Sauron goes from being a level 999 Dark lord, to a level 600 dark lord + enchanted ring.

It actually makes you weaker to create enchanted shit in lord of the rings. this isn't an mmo where you just get lvl 100 smithing and shit out enchanted god swords all day.

The first 5 minutes of the first movie tell you that he poured his malice, his cruelty, and his will to dominate all life.

That's why he pretty fucking dies when he was separated from the ring, he lost those qualities.

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>Anything less would be just kicking the can down the road, and they would have to deal with it again later.
Sort of like the Muslim problem

>fit to carry it to destruction.

But Frodo failed in the end...chose to keep it for himself. He just got lucky.

An all-powerful sea creature would have been much more interesting to explore than our savage ape species.

Like, what does an all powerful evil oyster do? What are its motivations? How about a whale? Still got no opposable thumbs and can only really consume krill and plankton, so maybe just swims around angrily swearing a lot?

What the fuck did i just watch lmao

>Sort of like the Muslim problem
and look where that has taken us
please spare middle earth from all that bullshit

>get within 15 miles and shoot it out if a howitzer
Also an acceptable plan.

They already did their job, in the Silmarillion. Sauron was just a captain of the guard to the real baddie - a Vala called Melkor, AKA Morgoth. Now he was the real bad guy. And it took all the Valar to take him down. And even then, they had to take him down twice.
The Vala knew that those in middle earth needed only a little help. Thus, they sent a few of their istari helpers along. That's all middle earth needed.

The whole LotR trilogy was just the coda to an epic war spanning many thousands of years and unmade and remade reality twice.

The LotR trilogy was scaled to the Silmarillion as the battle of Bag End was to the LotR.

I don't understand why those niggas didn't just take a train.

I didn't see any Muslims in Middle earth. They had some who coulda been in the movies. Sand Niggers who rode the oliphants but they killed them off as you should

Sauron was disembodied and mostly diminished during the time the Ring was lost...as he grew stronger the call of the Ring was getting louder and he began to hone in on it.

What if they forge the ring while wearing saurons ring and put his essence into it. Dilute the ring. And shouldn't that mean he's chill now if he lost those qualities?

At that point you'd might as well just build the catapult to slam dunk the ring into mt doom cause there's no way a reasonably sized lever is going to launch a ring 15 mi

Study Plate tectonics and drop it along a faultline headed down into the center of the earth, not a plate coming up.

Then the plate carries it down, untouchable by anyone along the way, until it is deposited in the very same lava in the center of the planet that arises in mt doom

Lotr porn. Still didn't answer my question Why the one ring only turned his cock invisible.
>the one cock ring

Send Frodo along with one of the elf ships, toss the ring overboard halfway across the ocean encased in metal or some shit.

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That motherfucker.

no. cuz then the Ring still exists...as long as the Ring exists, so does Sauron

That monster would have to be weak as shit to find that little shit an actual risk

Indeed.

That'll do it.
But plate technotronix are hard.

this is lotr
the tiny nigga probably has some kind of magic on his side

Why is he swinging the hammer by the strap?

Fucking retard the eagles are intelligent creatures on the level with men they would recognize it for what is is and be corrupted

Thats Fingolfin - an immortal Elf Lord of the First Age...but you are correct...he was no match for Morgoth and met his doom at the end of Morgoths mace.

hes not- he grabbing it by the base of the handle.

so is immortality in lotr only immunity to aging, or is he now pudding elf the great?

It causes deformities, brainchild.

Because the ring can only turn a single body mass invisible, his cock was obviously flowing with enough blood and juices to count as another body mass, thus making it the only thing that became invisible

That's even worse.

Did they have trolls there? If so the trolls could have just started a mass rumor on Twitter that Saigon or whatever that dumb nigger eye is called, secretly hated all the orcs and window peeped on their wives. Then they woulda been pissed and kicked his eyeballs and boom it's over. None of those other short pointy eared niggas would have to have been involved. Easy. And just smelt the ring. Its clearly just gold.

That little shit was the greatest elven warrior ever known. He destroyed Melkors fair visage and led to him changing name to Morgoth. He died, but think about it, he managed to fuck up the face of a god. Not too many mortals can ever claim that - not even in greek or norse, indian, african, or any of the Eastern mythologies.

correct - Elves can be "killed" by violence or heartbreak. Their bodies broken they go to the Halls of Mandos to await the end of the Earth.

It wasn't the heat, it was that it had to be destroyed in the fires where it was forged.