Describe you first fap. How did it happen? How old were you?

Describe you first fap. How did it happen? How old were you?
I'll start.
>12 or 13 years old
>feel horny one day and feel like humping something
>take couch pillow and put on floor
>pull pants down, mount couch pillow and start humping
>feelsokman
>all of a sudden I hit the spot, feels amazing
>omg I've really hit the spot what is this
>start humping erratically
>dick almost goes numb, until the feeling goes away
>look down and there's the tiniest of wet patches
>mind blown. What just happened to me

Honestly I don't remember but I do remember thinking that you had to push really hard to cum.

more cum than ever was reasonable

Bump

>13 years old
>been seeing memes about fapping
>curious
>try going up and down
>fuck thats good
>cum in underwear
>felt absolutely amazing

>be 8
>sleep naked
>family dog sleeps in bed with me
>he licks my cock
>stroke it for a while and cum

I've been fapping for as long as I could wrap my hand around my dick. Honestly, some of my first memories are playing with myself.

First cum was weird though. 12 or 13, jacking off like usual, suddenly a mess everywhere. What the fuck. Up till then thought semen must just be pee.

This was teaumatic when i understand the way i discover this
>i was around 6
>someone showing me pirnography teach me how to masturbate
End.
Now im an autist insecure faggot

>Red Dead Redemption gets released
>Plays RDR constantly
>Same month start watching porn for the first time (PS3 browser not parents PC's)
>Only ever liked watching BDSM porn
>Would not watch non femdom porn
>Started fapping to a video of one girl facesitting another in pantyhose
>Video gets deleted 7 years later sadly fuck
>Cum
>Felt, strange
>Stare at the cum like it's an Alien
>Asks self "did this thick liquid just come out of me?"
>Keeps doing it
>Month later totally addicted
>7 years later still addicted
>2015 realize porn caused me ED
>2017 still trying to do nofap
>1 day nofap

Kindergarten age, home, my sister had all her barbies laying around. One looked pretty hot to me and was naked. Got the idea to start rubbing her long hair across my dick, felt good. Kept going, ended up feeling really good

dont remember how exactly it happened but i had a back massager on my dick

Was too young to cum but it felt the same as cumming

LOL my first fap was also RDR related. I was playing it when it came out when I had a sudden urge to try masturbating for the first time. Came in my pants, went to the washroom, cleaned up and changed. Ever since then, I would sometimes mute my mic, excuse myself while playing online with friends, rub one out, then get back to playing.

Tell us more.

As a former por addict, you need to be fucking wen more than you jerk off, otherwise it's harder to get it up, and you'll have a half chub, or it'll be hard to cum with a girl. It used to take me hours to cum with a girl when I was younger but at least I'd stay hard.
Also, for later in life, you want to avoid meat/dairy/eggs as much as possible. LDL cholesterol which is only found in animal products, builds up on artery walls. ED is one of the first signs of this. ED might seem like a minor issue compared to heart attacks, but it's an early indicator.

>be 10 or 11
>in swimming pool naked with best friend
>riding one of those swimming pool noodles like a horse
>mess around trying to gain speed
>friction of the noodle against my balls, cock and taint gave me an ABSOLUTELY INSANE fucking feeling for like 10 seconds
>realize later it was my first orgasm
>no orgasm from fapping or sex(even with my dream girl) ever felt that great again

have tried to recreate many times but never managed it again, one of the things that keeps up late at night very often

During my 6 to 11, I thought that the only way to have sex was anal. And that distorted my view on sex and women to this day

No one in this thread will believe me but, the very first time I had an orgasm, I was sucking my own dick.

Will greentext if interest is shown.

be me 13
>home summer break
>watching fashion shows continuously for >hours for tiddies or porn shit to show up
>tiddies pop up, lose my shit
>go to washroom
>start jagging hard
>shoot cum
>everything blackckens out, goes into a state of escatsy or something get unconsious for a min.

what did you put on it to make your dog lick it?
also, if that dog was a male than youre gay man

>Be 13
>In Germany to learn german language
>Goes to the bathroom to drop a huge load
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Felt so good it caused a massive boner
>Feel the urge to grab it and stroke
>Beatthemeat.amv
>Discovered the greatest thing ever
>Now has a pavlov reflex, I get hard everytime I shit

ask me how i know youre gay

Not every german speaker is a fag, homie

>10
>assidentily cut the area under the mushroom
>never again
>9 years later
>get a flesh light
>bust first nut while awake
>I hated the way it felt but I got used to the feeling

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i asked my mom how to masturbate when i was 15. i masturbated in the bathtub that night and ejaculated in the water. i got scared since i thought sperm would swim in the warm water and go into my moms vagina and pregnant her, since she was going inside next. i told her i ejaculated in the bathtub and she told me that I should have told that to my brother.