One Bernardo Silva please

One Bernardo Silva please

I'm sorry he wants to come back :3

Make a Griezmann one

that'll be 1.5 Pogbas + tip, sir

Do you think he's good? I want him to be good if we're paying £70 million.

Doesn't Mkhitaryan play the same position though?

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He's awesome. I see him play on a regular basis when I go to my condo in Monaco, I'm abit pissed you might get him :/

Mkhi is old news and only cost £27m. Bernardo Silva costs £70m.

>Yanited and it's customers STILL believing in the "buy all the players until one becomes good" tactic

>Americans STILL believe in the "eat all the food, buy a mobility scooter, lose legs to diabetes, die and get buried in a kingsize coffin" tactic

And based Chelsea will still finish ahead of you fags.

Bernardo is going to Madrid at some point of his career

To Atletico maybe

better make that euros or dollars

based

>English "banter"

Not even once.

Im from Brighton BN1 mug

Why wasn't he in Euro 2016?

>Unironically thinking anyone in their right mind would leave comfy life in Monaco, challenging for the title and playing europe every year
>to live in fucking Manchester and play against Krasnovar in Europa on Thursday nights

>customers seriously believe these players will come to a Europa League club

top kek.

maybe you'll get a belotti and a lukaku if you're lucky, kiddos

Injured.

>not wanting a Belotti

Best meme

Poverty clubs mad that you cant compete??

I can't believe how eplel clubs still fall for the portuguese league and portuguese meme players

ManU will win the EL. They'll get Champions league football this way.

Where have I heard this one before

>be united customer
>your club spunks hundreds of millions on transfers that pan out to nothing
>somehow be proud of this because "lel we're rich poor clubs btfo!"
>meanwhile other clubs buy players that will actually improve their squad and not because they scored a bicycle kick once
>you react to inevitably finishing 6th again like this when it happens all over again
I don't know if being a costumer is deluded bliss or torture

Signed the best midfielder in the world last summer. And the second best striker in the world.

sounds like a bitter liverstool supporter, still butthurt over being snubbed by draxler and gotze and anyone else who isn't shit

good post

>Pogba
>Zlatan
>Miki

>burger

Zlatan went for mourinho, Miki always wanted to play for manure and pogba is a fucking nigger who wanted money.

>unironically has 13 PL titles, more than everybody else combined
>just hired the manager with 3 titles of the remaining 11
>deluded

that's the point, you dumbfuck. all of them top top players that want to play for United. only one clubs is ahead in terms of preferred destinations, Real Madrid. Barcelona and Bayern at the same level as United.

CELEBRATION THREAD

>Miki always wanted to play for manure

Not really. Man United just offered him more money.

>Barcelona and Bayern at the same level as United.

If you think any player would take a starting spot at United over a starting spot at Barca/Bayern these days then you're delusional. Maybe back in 2009.

>If you think any player would take a starting spot at United over a starting spot at Barca/Bayern these days then you're delusional. Maybe back in 2009.

I didn't say they would, you stupid fucker

This is what I said:
>>Barcelona and Bayern at the same level as United.
It means they are the same, not that United is more desired than Bayern and Barça

Please, leave the USA and try to get a basic education

overrated
he needs to leave torino to become an actual top player

Don't forget my taste of the action here.
Ten points as usual.

Worked for Real Madrid.

If Man U is the new Liverpool, then it will be 27 years of delusion. Be strong

Madrid buys quality tho

RM does it the other way around. buys players when they're actually good

mkhitaryan plays further up

>this projection
My club is in the championship

>be Man U
>"scouting" watching some CL games
>see talented player
>natural winger, impressing in midfield role
>good dribbler
>great passer
>literally can only use his left foot though
>decide he's going to bring your team glory
>splash the cash to bring him over
>smugwoodward.jpg
>give him the #7, proclaim "that ManU is back"

Anyway, thats the story of how PSG were able to buy Angel Di Maria for a 15M discount. Man U customers can only hope Silva will reach the same dizzying heights.

Mendes is old news. We /Raiola/ now.

What's this meme called? I like it

Do a Verratti one pls

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pictured above: Man U delighted to get 70M from PSG for the sale of Pogba

Not so fast