Items to wipe off cum

Items to wipe off cum
I'll start: tissues.

Toilet paper.

your mom

If alone at work, coworker's mouse, keyboard and phone.

Your own tongue

tongue

Bitch

I use a sock

roommate's toothbrush.

Are you morons? Use dirty clothes.

Wait wait wait wait...You guys clean it up???? I just roll over and shoot off to the side and go about my day.

But don't wear it you know

nearest girl's head
i don't know why they won't let me go away from custody

When they're not around, roommate's girlfriend's bra and panties.

>5:
That gets me hard.

lmao

Diamonds the next day when I see her talking on the phone, knowing my dried jizz is right there at her lips.

yo momma's face

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The towel my sister uses to clean her clarinet

Dog fur