How do I get laid in college? Seems like these vapid bitches only fuck douchebag Chads and stupid niggers.
I'm so sick of being a fucking virgin I'm going to go crazy all these beautiful women around me and I can't even lay a finger on them because they only fuck dumb assholes.
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Just """"""Be yourself™"""""" :^)
>cant even lay a finger on them
Heres an idea... Stop oggling them and clean yourself. Shave, look presentable. Have some confidence. Its not some illusive trait exclusive to chads, its just walking around like your shit dont stink.
Calm down Elliot
You have two options:
1. Become douchebag Chad
2. Wait until bitches are 29 and ready to grudgingly settle down with beta you.
Bot thread, this was posted yesterday.
Maybe he hasn't gotten laid yet.
stop masturbating lower your standards and go for it
Imagine the most alpha version of you and be that.
haha OP you're such a loser just read what you wrote... you hate all these people and yet you want to be like them getting laid and having fun with eachother. Just accept that you're a social failure and, unlike every single one of your ancestors back to when life itself began, will die a faggot virgin. kill yourself asap
complains abouts bots
>bots have been posting facebook ig threads for the past 6 months with the same short 5 word responses in the thread
>complains about this fag still being desperate and calls him a bot
pick one you hypocrite
Maybe drop that bitter attitude that's making bitches dry up and you'll probably have a chance.
dont go for the fatties tho, those are awkward to fuck if you are unexperienced
I don't find this to be true.
You should lower your standards though, way easier, and you will probably build up from there.
>How do I get laid in college?
tinder you retard
Depends what your major is but if it's something cool put it in your profile. I'm starting law school in a couple weeks and I put that in my tinder profile and I get mad matches now
Take a chance OP, pick one you like, walk over and grab her ass, some chicks respond to that shit, leave it the gods to decide your fate.
exactly this
Go for the 5s and 6s until you get enough EXP to take on the 8s and 9s. You could even skill grind on fat 5s for a year before advancing to take on the final boss like a 9 in a relationship
Use the time, effort and money on other things. Women are only a waste of time and will only make you miserable in the long run, that and sex isn't even that great. You'll thank me later
Hahahahaha. Again! Again a fucking cuck thread. I'm so fucking sick of you little beta cuck faggots. Just accept that you'll die virgin and will never enjoy a pussy. I bet the only tits you've seen is your mother's when she was changing her bra. You fucking worthless piece of shit go fucking kill yourself you bitch. Why do you even exist? I've seen faggots like you trying to talk to women ,but it's so fucking pathetic because they only needs your money you fucking cuck. Stop wasting their time and let alpha males like me fuck them. You're so pathetic. Just accept that you'll have to masturbate all your life. You'll never be as alpha as me. You are virgin right? You're so pathetic. I lost my virginity when I was 12 with a hot 16 years old girl. She sucked my dick and then I pounded her juicy pussy with my 20 cm cock and she had multiple orgasms that day. Since that night I always fuck multiple girls per week. I don't even need to do anything to get laid because I'm so fucking hot and masculine. Girls always wears provocative clothes when they're around me. Underage sluts acts like bitches even in front of their mothers when they see me. Every girl wants to taste my dick and feel my sweet cum on their face. Women never makes me use a condom because every women I've fucked wants a baby from me. Even that 16 y/o slut that I fucked when I was 12. Now I have a son who'll be as alpha as me. I bet he's more alpha than you wile he's still a kid. So leave this board and never come back again you little fucking cuck. I'm sick of pathetic bitches like you.
You will realize in hindsight that opportunities are throwing themselves at you all the time.
Open your eyes, stop focusing on the "chads" and listen to what women say to you and what their actions are saying. I guarantee there's at least one girl that knows you that wonders if you're gay or autistic for not picking up on the super obvious hints she's dropping.
Calm down, Elliot Rodgers
>You will realize in hindsight that opportunities are throwing themselves at you all the time.
as a 26 yearold who went through university but only had sex with 1 girl this is 100% true. I'm this user
an now I'm slaying like the best of them. Your SMV goes up as you age until mid 30s too
Hahahaha it's because you're the opposite, you're a smug, likely fake intellectual, and a pussy. If you can't get laid in college, your outlooks long-term are low. Better make some money, or start scraping the bottom of the barrel, which is probably more in your own realm, anyway.
Don't shoot anyone hapa
I'm 20 years old, sex is the only thing on my fucking mind when I'm not distracted by studying and work.
If I had a few girls to blow my load in everyone once in a while it would help me free up some mental ram.
act like an asshole. Hire a prostitute and treat her rough in front of other girls. take control of her, grab her arm, boss her around call her a stupid whore. Once the girls on campus see how alpha you are, you'll have them swinging from your dick
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OP you fagget try this
spoken like a true virgin
Don't be beta. Simple
This
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This guy is right.
Do everything to look alpha. For example when she's talking to her friends come up to her and cum on her shirt ,she'll act like she's disgusted ,but she's acting in front of her friends. Later she'll call you.
its easy to get laid in college. You know that chick you sit next to in business law? ask her about something related to the class, and from there just talk. Then you ask if she wants to get a coffee/something to eat sometime. If she says yes, go get a coffee/something to eat. If she says no thanks, say thats cool, and continue to be cool with her.
really, just talk with people and act fucking normal, with being a sperg.
a minute and a half in and he has said "fucking" at least 10 times
thats the spirit
Well I guess you must just be the complete shit package OP. Im fat and unemployed and i have this 8/10 sending me nudes and vids of her masturbating. She even has a chad bf she lives with. Sorry about your luck.
This is actually not bad advice.
Dont worry I know how it is. Just focus on yourself... Girls will get fed up with all those guys and will date normal nice guys.
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and then realize self-proclaimed nice guys are even worse
If you haven't transcended to a better class of women by now, you likely won't. Scout out a quiet 6 or 7/10 and make her your wife. Trust me. I've been here and done this. Hang out in the common areas and talk to one. They need boys just like you need girls. Also join a club. Bitches love clubs. It makes them think you care.
Do this. And you won't be a total loser for life. I was saved from impending lonliness and general cuckery. And so can you!
dont be fucking nice guy
I used to try to be the nice guy and then I stopped.
being a normal guy is far more successful than a nice guy
Me and gf are together more then a year now, cant be that bad :)
You made this thread yesterday, and I'm gonna tell you again what I told you then: it's not them, it's you. The fact that you refer to them as vapid bitches and claim they only fuck douchebags and niggers is why you can't get laid. That is some classic incel shit right there.
Knock that shit off and just be a chill dude, and one of them will touch your penis eventually.
You probably won't, though, because you'd rather be autistic and moan about it on a Laotian Easter egg painting board.
This is true. If you aren't some weird sperg and can behave normally, be yourself and talk to them. Find a common interest and go from there. Don't act desperate, be a bit flirty, dont come on too strong. Once shes interested, play it cool and slow down. She'll start thinking about you more and initiate more often.
so you found a dominant woman who is OK with dating a doormat. Nice job.
Either rape them or become the supreme gentleman 2.0 electric boogaloo
Become a Chad or a nigger. You're choice.
What makes you think shes dominant or that im a doormat lol
Working out a bit will help you. You know, girls love good looking boys with big muscles. I know, it's weird, I bet you don't care if a girl is a 10/10 or a fuckin whale, but pretty girls love hot boys.
you call yourself a nice guy which is the biggest doormat red flag there is
> stop being creepy
> the more interest you show the less they are
> Google some social skills
> Make a tinder with dog pics
> Make a pof with a humorous profile
PoF and tinder has been getting me steady college pussy on the regular. I'm a 4/10 but my texting is 10/10
Join a popular fraternity. It's the best option. I remember fuckin (gangfucking actually) perfect cheerleaders just because I was a fratbro.
Follow my 6.5/10 recipe and you will find the woman of your dreams.
This website is full of faggots with mommy daddy issues. Take my advice and you will winrar. The woman that will always warm your bed at night is way better than trying to suck your own ego's dick with 9s and 10s (that you will inherently not get anyway). Use this advice to make the right decision!
Become a fucking Chad, be an asshole and bang girls. Oh and must go to parties. Have one drink, relax and then go to town
I love how faggots like OP will come here and complain about this shit.
And then you faggots will try to give him advice.
And then all in all nobody NOBODY has asked OP to post a pic of himself.
Because with all this bullshit advice you guys are giving, he could just be super ugly fat and gross.
Some people are just lightspeed ugly and nobody ever fucks them, it even kisses them.
Facts of Life.
Yep. This guy knows the game.
this guy nailed it
all these girls you walk past on the way to class are just as horny as you, probably more so.
It's still early in the semester, so pick a seat next to a girl and initiate simple conversation like borrowing a fucking pencil or something stupid
it only gets easier after you introduce yourself
Can confirm this works
-Sent from Leavenworth Penitentiary phone no. 6
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Unless you're covered in herpes and so fat you can't get out of bed its not impossible.
Plenty of nerdy, ugly, beta cucks have attractive girlfriends at my college.
College is easy. If you can't get pussy in college than you're gonna die alone and it's not because of looks its because lack of self esteem and confidence and instead of practicing being a normal non creepy pedo on 4s and 5s they instead sit in their dorm consuming red bull and Doritos and play LoL all day and post on Sup Forums.
Be social, have people over for popular shows, beer pong, flip cup, invite guys so you can learn how not to be a beta bitch from the dudes who are fuckin the bitches you want. Talk to girls in class, ask to do work together, ask if she wants coffee after class to talk about class or establish common ground and build off that. Fuck never mind this guys right if you need this explained you're a hopeless cuck beta and you probably message girls you don't know on fb like "omg ur so pretty do u want to be my girlfriend"
Hit the gym, get aesthetic, get on tinder, profit.
If you have to ask then our answers will be meaningless to you. Getting laid is like riding a bike you either know how or you walk. So GTFO of Sup Forums and open your mouth to the first qt you see on campus. Rinse repeat until you nail some gash.
why does Dale need 3 cups of coffee and 3 toblerones?
I know a girl in norcal who is pretty dtf if you know how to fnd her. She posts in the Sup Forums drawthread and is pretty chill, i'll post her tumblr if anyone is interested.
She sucks dick like a porn star
this guy solved the problem with one simple trick
You need to looksmax and go to places where people get shitfaced. If that won't save you then just quit.
It's not easy, but it's not impossible user.
First step is to improve your own self image. Lift weights and lose weight if you need it.
Find something to get involved with, and pursue it.
Work on your self-confidence. Going to the gym, and achieving even minimal success will help with it.
Learn how to approach and talk to girls. It will suck at first, but trying and failing will help you learn. Having a job/hobby you're passionate about will help you keep conversations flowing. One of the best ways to be seen as confident is to pursue girls playfully. To be seen as though it's not a big deal if they reject you. This makes you appear confident in their eyes and girls love confidence. Teasing girls will keep them interested in you.
There are decent videos on YT about how to be confident and keep convos flowing.
>ancestors
>virgins
Pick one thats not how that works.....
But congrats chad confimed.
this x10000. OP is just a faggot as always
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>unlike every single one of your ancestors