Flying to Australia soon having second thoughts now that i've seen the article of flesh eating fleas in the waters of Melbourne. Anything else i should know before then
Flying to Australia soon having second thoughts now that i've seen the article of flesh eating fleas in the waters of...
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aussie her can confirm this shit is off chops stay outta my country if you want to live faggot
Dude fuck Australia. Everything there ether eat you or kill you.
Why does everything wanna kill you there? The only tame thing there are the rabbits
from straya,
all the "everything will kill you' shit is way over exaggerated mate. also we do swear a lot and call each other cunt in a good way but don't try it cos if you get it wrong you'll get king hit. just don't get upset if anyone swears at you
This is stirring up my trypophobia
its called being a hard cunt
fuck off if you think you can handle it without aussie blood mate, you're a fucking bitch with classic autism, kill yourslef right now
bitch ass weak cracka
we call our mates cunt and we call cunts mate, so watch out dog!
Will the niggers kill you too?
wow dude hang yourself
no niggers here, unless you wanna go woop woop but those petrol sniffing mongs wont do shit except ask for water
disregard this cunt, even our birds want to kill you, shit's fucked. Did you know we have guant fuck off eagles nobody even talks about? They make amerifag shit tier eagles look like sparrows, and also want to kill you.
a durry or $2 coin will calm down even the most aggressive native, don't leave the house without one of the two
less than 1% niggers here. too many chinks tho. also watch out for the abo's.
Does a club or whip work as well?
They're only tame because they didnt come from Australia and now exist just to feed everything else: spiders, bunyips, dingos.
Watch Wake In Fright to see how horrid the people are.
THIS. durries will calm even the most aggresive of foes
shut the fuck up
no, their heads are as hard as rocks and their skin as tough as leather
im praying to hashem that all you faggots commit suicide for the sake of humanity
How are you suppose to enslave them then?
centrelink
put simply, arse-tralians are just a bunch of homo faggots who enjoy their AIDS.
you are clueless mate, you will die in the next 24 hours, believe me
introduce alcohol, this enslaves the native
oh and steal their children
Drop bears flare up this time of year
See? Bruce knows.
yes, correctamondo
what the fuck is bruce you embodiment of autsim
Look at all these wanna-be strayas. Hows america, fat faggot burgers?
you fucking piece of shit i'll fucking find you from perth to fucking melbs cunt you dont think i was born in this SUN BURNT NATION bruh 26jan dont change the date qanda was some bullshit tonight
You mad, Bruce? From the Yabba, are you?
>People larping as Aussies
Post an Australian thing in your place everytime with a time stamp with your post if you don't want people calling you fake
fake
hello ghost, YOU are already DEAD.
haha!
It isn't, go look up the article and see for yourself
Why? Faggot
True story. Last time I was in Perth, some slut ate my cum, then her boyfriend wanted to kill me.
What the fuck? You got pissed didn't you?
also, drop bears aren't real. its just a meme dw
Oh ok thanks i was worried about that
drop bears have learnt how to use the internet.. thats one spreading misinformation
who the fuck wants to go to australia anyways? go to some nicer country that isnt a dumping ground for degenerate filth like
Contract work so not much of a choice I'm afraid
kek
Imagine if Moot was still here, this thread wouldn't be here because he despises Aussies
As someone who has been to ausland, avoid the spiders. Those fuckers eat birds 4x their size
Nice. What kinda job takes you to Australia? Do you travel often for your job?
Can't say what job it is but I do travel quite a bit