Hey guys

hey guys

i need help putting a business card together for someone who helps people with down syndrome learn


any suggestions will be helpful anything from colors to pictures

thanks

The answer is yes, I would

my penis is confused

i would go down on her, no problemo

don't worry even retarded offspring is offspring, go make idiots!

This is one of my fantasies

If he's just beginning, I would go with Deputy Tard Wrangler.

M O A R!!

This is like her down syndrom was retarded.

she looks like she has only half a chromosome too much.
>pretty face
>has a neck
>not overweight
>when eyes are open, they look like half mongo instead of full mongo
>looks like she's somewhat intelligent
looks happy. good for her. won't be having problems finding a good looking boyfriend with a good heart.
and if she's anything like other downies, her sex drive is off the hook

Of COURSE retardophiles would be a thing.

He should have a phrase on his card saying:
>If you've got a tard, I'll give them a head start!

Well, someone had to bang your mom.

>Devoteeism

...

Yep. They need love too.

You're just talking shit! I had a GF with Down Syndrome, and it was the best thing that could happen to me!
Unfortunately, I screwed it, and after 4 months she kicked me out!

These people are underestimated.

>and if she's anything like other downies, her sex drive is off the hook
please tell me you know that from experience (and green text it)

>looks like she's somewhat intelligent
based on what? How does one "look" intelligent?

>too retarded to keep a retard hooked
Holy shit, how are you even functional?

Some comedian once quipped "they say she's retarded but those titties sure aren't retarded". So that's how to deal with it.

you were living off a retard?
how did it feel?

I think this was a good example. Overall minimalist composition, but effective. Color contrast is pleasing, not jarring. Simple phrasing and a visual cue to associate. Try for something like this!

She had work, I did not! They had their own apartment, I do not! I have iq 149, and it is not useful for me!

Right, and I'm pope Francis.

It's 2017 business cards are for retards...

Says you, mine is credit card sized and has an NFC chip inside, that transmits my contact details to the phone. Then they can pass on their only copy to a 3rd party because they already have my contact details in their phones. Platform independent contact sharing using a single card. Efficient as fuck.

why do people say their iq in Sup Forums?? It doesn't matter how much you got, you're still an idiot

Under rated

Send nudes and i'll send colors

That is your opinion. And you have a right to your opinion. But your opinion does not interest me;

Same reason people lie about their height and age etc on the internet- insecurity

Motherfucking Sup Forums. Pulling all of these fetishes out of me that I didn't even know I had. I hate you all.


> unzips pants

Case in point