What joke should I tell her, Sup Forums?

What joke should I tell her, Sup Forums?

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Size of your dick?

her life

What the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Your life.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from people that use 'goofy' as the first word to describe themselves.

Tell her that black people exist.

"Why did I swipe right?
Because i'm desperate and love pussy that smells like Tony's Brick Oven Pizzeria!"

What's better than winning the gold medal in the special Olympics?
Not being fucking retarded.

I'm looking for a hookup. You got one?

Women rights

You know what the best thing is about fucking twenty four year olds?
There's twenty of them.

What did the skeleton say to the vampire?

You suck

You say you're not looking for a hook up but fuck me, that's one hell of a hook n your face you ginger kike bitch

This, she works at a pizza place

what has 7 legs 5 arms and 3 feet?


finish line at the Boston marathon

She named each of them after numbers in the order they were born. There was a fire and all of them died except Ninety. Ninety went off to have kids of her own. They were very kind and loving. One day they found an injured dog. They took it home and nursed it back to health. They hid the dog and never told their mother afraid she would kick the dog out . In fact they never told anyone. To keep from arousing any suspicions they named the dog "This" so the name could be used in conversation. One day This ran away. They never saw This again. No one else knew about This. No one even knew a dog named This existed.
Only Ninety's kids will remember This.

Whats the difference between Jam and Lemonade?

You can't Lemonade your cock up her arse

Where there's smoke, they pinch back.

I'm torn between these two.

Send her the Gilbert Gottfried version of The Aristocrats joke

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican? They steal all the green cards.

What you call a hooker with a runny nose?

Full

just call her a nigger

>on tinder (presumably, never used the shit, its still some hook up app)
>not looking for a hook up

There was a woman with 100 children. She lacked the creativity to name all of them so she just names them 1-100. 99 of the kids die. The only survivor is the kid named 90. 90 grows up and has kids of her own. One day, the kids find a stray dog. 90 did not want them to keep it. The kids decide to keep the dog secretly. They name the dog “this” so that they can say things like “Let’s take this outside” without 90 finding out. One day, this suddenly dies in a car accident.
Only 90’s kids remember this.

Well here's the full version. I'm not sure but I think the other one would offend her or it's just not her humor. Well she lives outside our world. And it wouldn't be very romantic. If you are serious no risk.

Well, i'm looking for something that is very characteristic of our world, but is more than "a nigger and a baby walk into a bar, rape" or something like that

Either she'll take it well and have a good personality, or she'll get offended and it might be lulworthy.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Jehovah's Witnesses
Jehovah's Witnesses who?
Knock, knock!

You mean like: whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies? My dick

So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster… Now it doesn't work.

It has to be blue

Just insult her. If she takes and keeps talking you know you're good. If that fails she's probably super up-tight and you don't want that

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

this.

>Server at Tony's Brick Oven Pizzeria
the only servers that are useful are that ones that are used to host shit

also
>Addicted to destroying my own body
no thanks

Why do Mexicans never have Sex Ed. and Driver's Ed. on the same day? They have to give the donkey a break at some point.

Jelly and jam makes a better joke

Hi! Few things to start off = ]
1. You are a beautiful tattooed girl, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2. I'm {insert name here}
3. I'm not a stereotypical guy, if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. Lol

why men can't trust women?
who would trust an animal that bleeds for four straight days and doesn't die?

That she'll get a high paying job one day

What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat!

Tell her about this: twitter.com/TriggeredSally

ask if she has big dick

How the fuck can someone be addicted to tattoos?

This is so fucking cringe, I would honestly be interested in how she responds to this. Kek

Addicted to tattoos = addicted to pain
Addicted to pain = daddy issues and lots of anal

There was this girl on Tinder, not looking for a hookup.

So, what's the joke?

That's the joke!

Ive seen that picture used a few times on tinder. Fake af profile.

Tell her "The only thing that's missing from your name is an "I".

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

This.

You god damn scoundrel!

If I had a tattoo for every beautiful girl I saw with piercings I would have zero tattoos

jews weren't burned alive, idiot.

Ask her what a "randa" is. Then immediately ask to see hers.

>19
>has a puppy
>has tattoos
>mississippi community college
yea, she's setting herself up for success,

what?

Whats the difference between a white and a black owl . The white owl goes hoo hoo the black owl robs you .

This is a good joke but its a lot more fun to make fun of this whore's life