Morality question: >Wife and I split weed costs every week. >Split up weed so 1/8th lasts whole week. > I always try and conserve so wife gets to smoke as much as I do. >Wife is constantly getting caught smoking way more than her share. >Asked her several times not to, explained when she smokes selfishly it hurts my feelings because I always consider hers (I know I'm stupid for having feelings) >Wife goes to Mom's and smokes an entire day's worth of weed. Tries to arrange pot so I don't notice
Am I a dick for being pissed as fuck about this?
Bentley Hernandez
Sounds like you married a cunt stoner, enjoy.
John Ortiz
you are a dick for being pissed. but you are a fag.
Jaxson Nelson
So I'm a dick and a fag. Ok. Seems to make sense.
Joshua Anderson
Hide your weed. Simple as that. Become more egotistical. Let weed ruin your relationship. Find a better girl. Be happier.
Lucas Robinson
Op here Considering giving up weed because how she acts about it is kinda embarrassing. I was hooked on coke a long time ago, and she acts like that. Makes me ashamed to smoke weed with her. Like I'm helping a heroin addict.
Isaac Martin
It's payback time OP go to the freezer and eat all of her thin mints
Brody Taylor
Stop smoking weed you fucking loser
Kayden Thomas
Read this
Dominic Stewart
Kill yourself
Jaxson Cox
We gave up sweets like 7 monhs ago. No thin mints here.
Evan Richardson
Buy your own fuckin weed Let her buy her own fuckin weed is that so fucking complicated? I should become a therapist ffs
Jason Perry
Seems like a slightly extreme answer...
Wyatt Jones
If she's addicted and willing to put your feelings in the back then either stop her smoking or divorce her
Juan Hughes
I think weed should be absolutely illegal. I think it's essentially harmless. But you can't tell me that it's not addictive because I knew a chick who is exactly like you described. She would smoke all of your weed and not even give a single fuck. But if you so much as ask her for half a bowl she would freak the fuck out. She could not function two hours without getting high. I had to kick that one to the curb
Wyatt Gray
If it's down to this I'd rather just give up weed. It's less of a big deal to me. But that creates this animosity because she's still gonna act like an addict over it.
Dominic Cook
>should be illegal
Bentley Martin
Well if you are going to lump weed into an illegal category because its addictive, you have to lump a lot into it. Shit WOW makes people act that way. Lots of MMo's do.
James Bennett
she replaced mints with weed she's going to replace weed with dick definitely not yours though.
Ethan Wilson
> Ask her to cut down a little with you.
Or
> physically split weed in half you get one bag she gets the other and you hide your bag.
Problem solved retard.
Wyatt Harris
There's three main types of marijuana users, those who use it occasionally like alcohol, those who use it frequently like tobacco, and those who use it frequently like heroin. If you are the third type, you shouldn't be using it, you and your spouse are clearly that.
Samuel Ortiz
Become a man and your problems will be solved. Stop buying weed like a little kid, spend it on better things. If you're having to split costs on a little weed, you're obviously a broke fuckhead. Quit being a bitch too, getting your feelings hurt. You're the man of the fucking house, if you tell her to stop, she better stop. I think you kinda make your own life shit.
>In b4 I'm not married I'm married 6 years, problem free.
Brody Ward
Asking her to cut down is what led to splitting the bag up by day. I thought seeing how little weed is there for the day would get her to realize how much she was actually smoking.
Sebastian Peterson
What's it like living in a trailer park?
Grayson Clark
Yeah, just split it into two bags. You habe one, and she has one. Pretty straightforward solution.
Mason Taylor
3 grams last you both a week, that's fucking amazing
Juan Perry
Are u 10?
Levi Edwards
No one gives a fuck about weed heads. Saged.
Benjamin Miller
3.5 to be exact. .5 grams a day. Makes me feel pretty responsible.
Wyatt Evans
user, you can be the guy on the high ground and still fix the problem.
"Anonette, I feel bad that I complain about the amount you smoke and I don't think it's healthy for our relationship. From now on I'll split the bag and we each get half, and I promise I will never complain about it again."
Now you look like the guy who's apologizing for causing friction, and you get to keep your half. And she can smoke as much as she wants.
All you have to do is not smoke with her, since you'll be pressured into sharing your half after hers is gone.
Alexander Martin
>i married a petty cunt
good going, im sure she's as smart as you
Austin Morales
Stop splitting costs. Buy what you need individually. Don't lend or give each other money. Solved.
Evan Bell
tolerances increase you dumbass. get better weed or a better waifu. betafaggot
Asher Bailey
stoners should just end it
Lincoln James
Just smoke weed
Nathan Turner
Stop being degenerates or buy more weed.
Samuel Perry
Weed is for sharing.
Yes, you're being a faggot. Smoke some weed and chill the fuck out you faggot
Justin Sullivan
Honestly, just stop smoking man. She can buy her own and do whatever. I'll warn you, her still smoking is gonna piss you off something fierce though. You're going to see the glazed, idiotic look in her eye and notice her slobbish behavior more and more. I'm sure it's been tolerable because you've been high, but you'll see quite a difference if you quit for even a month. Put your $ in savings instead of spending it.
Jason Collins
just confront her about it. thias is a medioccre issue compared to normal relationship shit.
ask her if shes trying to escape anything with weed
Nathaniel Bell
Why aren't you growing your own
>the current year >not growing weed
That shit can pay your rent you fucking retard
Camden Ward
Can't you just stop being a broke bitch and buy a quarter or something and fix the problem so that you both have more? An 1/8 isn't enough for 2 people. It's just not.
Jayden Walker
This. I probably smoke about an 8th a week or so. I typically smoke by myself
Tyler Lee
why the fuck are you splitting the cost? you're MARRIED. You probably split groceries and shit too, don't you? Get a fucking divorce already, since you're already planning for it.
Elijah Scott
>implying OP lives in a legal state >implying OPs immature retard wife wouldn't just steal a bunch more anyway
Benjamin Phillips
That's actually a great way to frame it.
Kevin Nguyen
I smoke about 2oz a month. I'll let guests help themselves, because I'm not a stingy fucking shit bag.
I thought America was a 'prosperous' nation?
Why do you all act like poor people?
Dominic Reyes
>I don't like other people having bodily independence and making their own life choices >I should get to choose what other people are and are not allowed to do Good to know that you hate freedom. Soviet Russia is 60 years ago on the left.
Nathaniel Sanders
No, you're a wimp for being pissed off. Do you whine & cry if she eats all the corn flakes too. Be a man before she finds one on her own.
Kayden Adams
>implying legality is an issue
It's not legal here either, doesn't stop you from growing it
Adrian Martinez
>If she's addicted >smoking weed
Luke Turner
Weed isn't expensive. I'd just chill out. It's wrong for her to lie to you and go behind your back, but at the same time you seem like you're being a bit neurotic to me
Jacob Bell
see Basically she lacks principles. The weed is more important to her than her own principles, and more important than hurting her own husband. If she said she wanted to smoke more or more often and was upfront and honest, it would show that she at least respected you and your relationship.
It sucks to realize this about someone, but to be honest you are more than likely not upset enough. I dont think you realize fully what this is actually telling you about your wife. That weed (like the most unaddictive drug you can do) is worth lieing to you, that if she has any principles they are most likely not good ones, and she is willing to go behind your back and arrange things to hide it from you. I promise its not to protect you from feeling hurt by those actions either.
Ayden Williams
This. Underrated post full of truth.
Zachary Sanders
You must be broke as fuck.
A quarter of just ok shit is like $60 (prob all you can get) lol So your fighting over a bag of dried plant that cost as much as maybe an xbox360
Fucking broke looser hick.
Adrian Ortiz
>implying he wants to go from a no-jail-time misdemeanor for minor possession to a felony cultivation/distribution charge
Hunter Mitchell
not OP but this is kind of why its important. It shows a really deep issue with the personality and principles of his wife. Ited be like if his wife was sucking dick for a single McNugget. Shes doing it and because its doing so much fucked up shit for something so small is what makes it so wrong.
Robert Fisher
Ok so using mcnuggets.
Make some money, buy your bitch a 20pcs nugget with ranch. Keep her fat bitch mouth crunching nuggets. I'm return your bitch happy and maybe you can grab a titty or get head or something.
Providing 101.
When you can't provide, women gonna leave and fuck the dude that do
Like sense caveman days.
Op is being petty over herb.
Op needs more herb
Jose White
Nah, If I was dry, and I knew some stingy OCD count every grain motherfucker was holding...damn straight I would smoke his stash
John Murphy
>implying they jail you Don't know about your shitty faggot fascist country, but here its a fine; which is more than offset by the amount you save paying a dealer...it's no brainier economics.
Must suck to be so "free"
Jackson King
/truth Op is a beta non provider
She's probably fucking other dudes
Eli Rogers
Yeah; "Freedom" is just a bumper sticker
Nolan Sanchez
>Weed should be illegal because stupid selfish people exist
Why not ban everything?
Ethan Lee
Sounds like this isn't really about the weed but about her not honoring an agreement that you made together. If she's not respecting your joint decisions, then I'd bet there are other areas of your relationship that aren't being respected. Be honest with her about why pinching nugs is annoying you so much. Depending on how she reacts, you have your answer about what to do next.