hey Sup Forums if you could get a blowjob from any celebrity in the world who would it be?
Hey Sup Forums if you could get a blowjob from any celebrity in the world who would it be?
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taylor swift
Jerry Lewis
Hitler
so much this
nicki minaj
my man
also a good choice
upvoted lel ecks dee
Sara silverman - just because.
I'd have to flip a coin between Cara Delevigne and Barbara Palvin.
>whynotboth.jpg
Well, I'd have to go back in time but in a world where a celebrity would blow me (willingly) there are sure to be functioning, accurate time machines.
betty white, because she getting up there and once she's gone she's gone and there won't be another chance.
Kate
Are you me???
>Perfect age in that pic, too!
I bet that bitch after 80 years of sucking cock, has a few unbelievable tricks up her sleeve
jlaw
keira knightley, worse version of tori black
I'd give Hugh Jackman one fat succ
Charles Barkley
Cara Delevigne is a man
scarlett johansson
Alternating Sleater Kinney triple blow.
Oprah
yes
God yes
Jennette mccurdy
Troy Aikman
(you know he wants it)
Figured I'd add a pic too and not be a mooch.
It would have to be Zooey. She could suck my dick into oblivion.
>nigger
uhhh no thanks
Whoopi Goldberg
Dem lips
now that's fuckin' tasteful
Pat Robertson. While on the toilet.
Ah, *Leather*clad Sleater-Kinney, nice.
I want Cheney to blow my dog.
If that's a man, then I have no damn problem with being a flaming faggot.
clearly she gives the best head.
Emma Stone fo sho!
i want cheney to 69 me and then prematurely shoot his load into me after he makes my wild turkey go gobble gobble
Margot Robbie
hipster
wait what. what.
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he's all yours
she'd probably have to ask Siri how to suck dick.
Jessica Alba omg she could get away with anything with me.
Stefanie Joosten
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Why not just choose Tori Black, then?
you'd have a hard time getting him to stop sucking putin's dick long enough to suck yours
This motherfucker gets it
He'd just get Jared to do it for him.
Josephine Baker... and this is the face she'd make when I whip it out
Okay, how about Kat?
selena gomez, or melanie martinez
without a second thought
Trump.
Fuck America.
>Miley cyrus
bet she gives best country heads and fucks like a crazy bitch. wanna mad fuck her rough.
though personally hate that bitch
she knew how to suck dick in middle school.
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What?
>fucks like a crazy bitch
I'd assume the opposite
Thinking that happens to a lot of guys
the question does she swallow or do you blow it all over her face?
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her unleaked vids might answer that for you
she looks like a broad in 40s, bet she sucks in bed
Andy. Because I'm tired of taking his shit
me too... a lot of girls who are really extroverted with their sexuality like that are really tame and uninteresting at sex
I didn't count pornstars otherwise this might as well be favorite pornstar thread. Also this would maybe even be better from a psychological perspective because with Keira it wouldn't be a skank experience that much, although she is old now. idk
Holy mother of gawd! Satan trips AND a wizard? The end is nigh! Gird up your loins like a man!!!
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might fuck her for real, she comes to our parties in houston
call me a faggot, but id turn gay for him
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yes
Audrey Hepburn
Betty White. Not even kidding. God I bet she sucks like a vacuum cleaner
Ciara.
Putin my cock in his mouth
Pic related, because I have a thing for wanting dominate lesbians. Runner's up would be Kristen Stewart, Scarlet Johansson, Ruby Rose, Stefania Ferrario (again, lesbians), Monica Bellucci, Aubrey Plaza and totally NOT Eleven from Stranger Things, because that would be wrong.
Intriguing.
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Gal Gadot. when was this?
Faggot.
But seriously, how does it take tests in school?
hit girl.
Nigger can't even twerk
faggot
Yes! Add Tegan and Sara in there and that's my top 3.
Selena Gomez
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you already dont faggit
oh fuck i forgot about her
we all did
Hayley Williams
ughh faggot
ohhhh
show her how to then faggot hahaha