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Alright Sup Forums. Dump your problems and I'll try and help.

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I fell in love with a chicken.
How can I get out of this relationship?
I need the eggs.

Let her off slowly. Keep in touch and be friends. She will lay for you then hopefully once the wounds heal.

Lately I've been punching myself in the face really hard when I get upset or even slightly stressed out. Last week I started punching my head to avoid disturbing facial features. Am I autistic?

Do brains make good brain food?

i wish to have a romantic relationship with a child

A lot of children on the spectrum are prone to banding their heads, biting themselves, etc. As for your case being an adult. I don't think so. But the head punching isn't helping.

I would advise against this.

That seems like a thing best kept in your own fantasies.

okay but its really painful to live sometimes and during those times i wonder if its a thing best placed in a grave.

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A child in a grave or your thoughts? And why is it painful to live?

He has perfect eyes.

no i mean myself
its painful living because its empty and lonely and i can't have the thing that will make it not empty and lonely.

I girl I know seems pretty normal, except that she can´t say her name. When asked for her name, she gets so nervous she starts shaking and sweating and can´t introduce herself. Any advice?

Do you have any friends?

Strictly her name? Does she have any other anxious behaviors?

i have internet friends who also want the same thing i do. they are the only people i can really relate to. i think they feel similarly about the subject.

Why does it have to be a child? Do you have any internal guilt for these thoughts?

I have serious trust issues with my current GF due to a failed and messed relationship ealier in my life. I try my best to not give in but it just keeps getting back up

She she does have anxiety in many situations, but saying her name is the only thing she can't do.

I'm a horribly traumatized human being with no good future and an inability to help myself beyond masturbating the pain away, please send help

it has to be a little girl because it has to be that and there are no substitutes. and the answer to your second question is no.

Buddy, you're going to have to elaborate. What trauma? Why do you have no future?

Why are there no substitutes? Is it just not the same? Could you just have a partner who appears young?

My boyfriend of four years left me for one of my best friends. We're in our high school's band, so I see him (and her) every day at school and at every practice. It literally tears me up to see them together.

what instrument do you play? could you not join some other type of band outside of school

there is no substitute. you could sooner ask me to fall in love with a rock than to do the same with some person who is my own age, male or female.

also dont become a slut and fuck someone as revenge or start a fight with your (im guessing) ex best friend.

I assume you're not best friends anymore. How long were you two dating, and how long have you been best friends with that person.

I have realistic dreams in which my mother and I have sex. The happens every so often and have been since I was a teen.

I'm not attracted to her, though. She's physically repulsive and I literally hate her. I can't stand to look at her, and when I do my teeth grind and my stomach gets upset.

So why the sex dreams?

Pic related. She looks exactly like this.

I think if this fantasy is effecting you so negatively to the point of wanting to die you should seek professional help. These things, in my opinion, are ok in fantasy, but you can't date a child as an adult.

I hate my voice (It's actually a weird ass fucking voice, not just like I heard myself talk or something) and I haven't been in a romantic relationship in 3 years, with only 1 date in between all that. Not that girls don't like me, every single one that I become friends with loves me, I just can't seem to meet any

Are you generally attracted to older women? Like, is that a fetish of yours in general?

Trips
Dubdubs

i play clarinet, and i live in the middle of nowhere so there's no local band
what makes it even better is that marching band has "captains" for each section and they happen to be the co-captains of the section i'm in

Nope. Besides, my mom looks that way because of years of drug use.

i dont know what fantasy you are speaking about. this is my life. there is nothing that will change it besides ceasing to live.
you want me to seek professional help? you want them to throw me in a cell because i confessed i had sexual attractions to kids? you're not as helpful as you want to believe you are. do me a favor and never suggest to a single person ever again that they should see "professional help" for anything.

no, absolutely not
we dated for four years. we started dating in my 7th grade year, and he broke up with me about a month ago - my junior year of hs
also, i've been close friends with her for about two years

I don't think you necessarily need to quit band. This is op here, I asked a question above.Ok. That's just really fucking weird. I don't specialize in any form of dream analysis, I'm sorry.

Alright then.

Shit, that's quite some time. How did the breakup go?
Let me add onto that. I have nothing against pedophiles. Those who keep it in their head, and don't support the abusive industry. And a therapist wouldn't throw you in jail for that, by the way.

yeah, and since we dated all throughout high school and whatever we were each others firsts for a lot of things. honestly, he was just apathetic about it. we got into a big fight on a friday night and he forgave me and whatever and it was all okay the next day. then sunday, we have plans to hang out, and so i drive over to his house and he texts me telling me to go home, then breaks up with me over text. i was a mess for about a week, and it was right in the middle of band camp.

>And a therapist wouldn't throw you in jail for that, by the way.
i live in the united states of america and this statement is absolutely incorrect based on numerous accounts of people who have been taken by police and stripped from their homes and families for it and based on the laws on the books which dictate that therapists are legally mandated to report pedophiles to law enforcement agencies.
saying to seek professional help is the single most ignorant and insulting thing that can be said in this situation. it would be better for a person to end their life than to do that. they would suffer a lot less that way, and their friends and families and coworkers and neighbors will suffer less than if they must go through the psychological shock of discovering the person they thought was good was actually an evil scary and deplorable scumbag.

Need twink ass. Str8 dude here. Wat do.

also, he said he just "lost all feelings" for me after that fight. honestly, he was not very good to me at all. he had this bad habit of grabbing me by the wrists or pulling me closer by my neck whenever he got mad at me. he was really manipulative and rude to me which has made it a lot easier to try to move on

Having a fetish doesn't make you a bad person first of all. I'm sure you're a wonderful person. Also, therapists are only supposed report and break confidentiality if there is imminent danger (death) to the client or another. Even if there is an active crime going on, an licensed therapist cannot break it.

to me it sounds like, he was finding a reason to end it and sent it by text so he didnt have to answer why. I say just try and socialise with others now and then if you have uni/college as an aspiration make some more permanent friends there

Grindr. Nothing wrong with it. Probably not 100% straight though.

Well knowing that I'm very glad it ended for you. Remember all of that when you see him and get sad. It's honestly for the best. As for being in band, don't quit something you enjoy because of this, that would be a waste. What exactly is causing you to cry? Missing him, the feeling of being betrayed? I can give better advice if I know where it's coming from.

not that guy but if he did admit to raping a child, they do have to report it but no just saying he's a peado wouldnt land him in jail until a crime was committed

Everything you said about therapists and the law right now is incorrect. If a therapist believes that their client has sexually abused a child in the past, or if they believe that their client posts a risk of having a child be sexually abused in the future, they are mandated by law to report their client to law enforcement for investigation. Failure to do so will result in the loss of their license to practice their trade. That is the law in all 50 states.

Oh, shit last thing. It could happen that you get an ignorant therapist who doesn't know the law and they might break it. So if you were to get help, find a legitimate and well recommended therapist.

OP
I literally just called a therapist for the record.

By that time you have already had all of your electronics siezed by law enforcement, lost your job, friends and family no longer wish to have anything to do with you. A new therapist is not going to be very high on your priorities list.

FURTHERMORE, I have no need for a professional therapist. There is nothing one can do for me. Unless you think I can be cured of wanting to love and have intimacy.

thanks man, honestly this is my first time interacting with somebody on Sup Forums (i usually just browse i guess) and i feel pretty good about it
also yeah just having to see him so often. missing him. he got me into a video game that i don't even like but used to play with him and sometimes he'll ask me to play again. a lot of things in my everyday life remind me of him. i don't understand how you can just stop loving someone like that

OP
Okay, let's try another approach then. Can you work on the suicidal thoughts in any way? What do they entail? Why do you feel that is the only way to cure this situation?

He's not a very good one then. I would urge him to read up on the issue and educate himself before he lands himself or someone else in hot water.

I've seen too many horror stories of lives ruined from shitty therapists to appreciate others telling me that therapists are useful or helpful or can do anything for you.

Even if you find a therapist who wants to help, and understands the law and doesn't report you because he doesn't believe you are a threat to anyone, there is still nothing he can do for you because all of the college and continuing education he has gone through in his life has never taught him anything about the specific issues that exist for someone who identifies as pedophilic. The best they can do for you is turn you away without telling anyone.

i got dreams of cuttin people up n gripping on there neck untill my fingers go through, and just other violent dreams. They feel good when i am having the dreams.

OP
I'm glad that helped! I actually had a partner when I was in high school who was also in band with me and we ended up breaking up. You're not obligated to play the game with him again. You obviously need time to heal and tell him that if he keeps asking. Although if he was toxic I'd break ties if possible.

for him it probably had been lost over time and was sudden o you because of how he just ended it without an actual conversation. without knowing the guy. i say its either from him wanting to get with the girl hes with now for a long time and he learnt she was up for it or he's trying to get more pussy than just yours.

also if you still play the vidya with him stop the less you interact with him even during band the better but just try not too look like your being emotional. if hes your band captain do what he says but be emotionally cold with him.

im a long time lurker only started posting these past couple weeks when im up this late, britfag 3:30am here, its good to vent can be even better when its anonymous because you can be honest without any risks

OP
Not a dream analyzer, but I'd go with pent up frustration on this one. I mean do these dreams you have make you feel weird or negatively about yourself after they happen?

how coincidental, i'm sorry i'm sure it sucked at the time
honestly, i think he was toxic and i was just too naive to see it
he would have me cut off and block my male friends on facebook and stuff like that. he wouldn't let me (or would get really angry with me) if i ever wore shorts that were too short or wore certain items of clothing that he thought were too revealing
he was just really controlling

they consist of wanting to be dead and not wanting to be alive. there is no cure to the situation (that of persistent lonliness, incapacity to fulfill the emotional needs i have, and general feeling of being isolated and separate from everyone else's society). the lack of cure, and the lack of hope for future improvement of this situation is what leads me to have the desire to cease living.

I can't date because I can't have sex. I'm 23 years old and technically a virgin, although I've been right there. The problem is that I'm always, without fail, too nervous to get hard. At this point I feel like I'm too much work for any sane person to have it worth their while, even if they show interest. It kills me inside.

they just confuse me, ive had them since i was 12-13 n then stopped n came back every 1-2 weeks.

In 16 days my gf is moving to the other side of the state for an entire year. I'll get to see her on most weekends but I just feel like shit and I don't want to see her go. I'm having all this dumb anxiety, what if she finds someone new, what if we don't get to see eachother, what if just something happens and she moves on from me. It's just hurting a lot right now

i honestly think that's true too, but i really don't think i did anything wrong you know? and yeah the girl had been with her boyfriend for a year or so, and after my ex broke up with me she dumped her ex to get with him
and playing video games with him is always something i regret so i've stopped doing it and i feel a lot better. i try to ignore him best i can

he sounds like he has his own issues that he forced on you. probably good you're out of the relationship as you'll be able to have a better and broader future socially.

OP
Yeah, glad you got out of that. I agree with what user said above though in regards of forced interaction. Just keep it brief and minimal.

I know how fucking dumb this sounds, it's a retarded ass generic answer. But, there are people who care about you and would miss you. I've actually been in the hospital for suicide before...well twice. But there is a way, find hobbies, keep your mind occupied. Could you at least get treatment for the suicidal thoughts and not mention where they're coming from and learn coping mechanisms for it?

You for real skipped over me OP thanks a lot

>Tell me how you going to fix this

from my perspective it seems like he doesn't hate you and doesnt think of you in a bad light but he had grew bored of the same relationship he has had for 4 years and nwo being in highschool though to try something new.

you as a person sound great from what you have said about yourself. it just seems a mix of bad luck and you high school situation has landed you in a crappy position. if you actually have any games you like try finding new people in real life or online and create some friends that way.

I got you man. What about your voice do you hate? At the end there's really not much you can do about it which is the tough part. But realize that you don't need to stress yourself about it even though it may be tough. At the end of the day it's your voice, and even if you may not like it I guarantee other people do. And if someone makes fun of you for it they're probably living such a terrible life that they need to pick on someone over something that they can't change which is just the sign of an insufferable human.

OP
Having issues getting hard is very common and you shouldn't have to feel like shit about it. Some people just get really fucking nervous. And having that doesn't mean you're too much work. You don't have to have sex immediately in a relationship. Maybe once you get to know them better you could mention that, or if you have to, take erectile dysfunction medication. I'd advise addressing this from a psychological standpoint before taking and medication to fix it.

It's actually not weird for people to have graphically violent dreams sometimes. I have them too. You shouldn't feel all weird about it. I mean, I wouldn't go broadcasting it though.

not the op but not much can be done for hating your own voice unless you force yourself to listen until you dont react to or you take voice lessons to improve or change your voice

Thanks. I've been meaning to go to the doctor and get a psychiatric evaluation but it's nerve wracking thinking about it. Doesn't help that my last ex told me we'd work through it together then changed her mind and dipped lol. She was a bitch anyway though

OP
Oh shit man. Sorry I didn't see that. I'm a little confused, what can't you meet?

calling trump now with the japanses prime minister. see if we can get them battle mech suits weaponize and dropped into nk

Everytime I try to talk to her I never know what to say and don't know how to ask for her number without being akward

Literally nobody gives a shit about your voice, and it they do, it probably ly only crosses their mind for 2 seconds. Nobody think about our looks/voice/whatever as much as ourselves.

Its just weird as hell, like it's just so odd, many people have said behind my back that they find it annoying. My biggest fear in life is people not liking me because how I sound, and I can not stand it when I talk
Can't meet any women man, it seems really hard nowadays without Tinder and shit, but I haven't gotten a match in over a year

i'm going to use some harsh language because what you said was pretty fucking dumb and generic and i don't know a better way to put it.

how the everloving fuck can you get treatment for suicidal thoughts without dealing with where they come from? call your therapist friend and ask him that. keeping myself occupied only goes so far. i bike, i'm learning to cook, i dabble in computer shit, i spend a great deal of time at work. what i need isn't coping mechanisms for suicide. what i need is a way to crawl into bed without hating the empty spot in it next to me. i need a way to crawl out of bed without dreading the repeating cycle. i need a way to be in public without having to fear and put up defenses against the everyday people in public who would suredly string me up by my ballsack if they knew anything about who i was. the friends i have are invaluable because they give me someone i can relate to and talk about these things too. but for 3 years i've spent nearly every day talking one of them down from suicide, and there's no reason for me to believe the future holds anything for either of us. do you know that feel when you talk someone down from killing themselves and feeling guilty for it because you know they're only going to suffer more and you only did it so you wouldn't follow their lead?

i dont think there's a way for me to not feel this way. so i'll keep doing what i've been doing, but at the end of the day its not going to be any better.

OP
Not my field.

It's more of a psych thing, so I don't think you need to get physically evaluated if you're sure it's anxiety. Your ex does sound like a jerk though. A good partner would help out, sex isn't all that matters in a relationship obviously. And if you still need to work on it but can't get it up, you could always use a toy on her so there's still some sex going on and it might quell the anxiety.

That's true! I guess i just can't bring myself to trust any enough

OP
Who is she? Classmate or something?

I'll back what the others said on this. Absolutely no one cares about your voice. I'm sure it's fine. And if they judge you on your voice they can fuck right off.

not the op but buy a loli doll and add some computer shit to like a speaker in the roof of its mouth and get some of the loli va's on here to do some lines for you. then add a heat warmer so shes warm but when touched and then anything else you can think of to make it look like a human child without being one. im a pedo myself but not as bad as you have it as i can still get hard to older people

A girl I sit by in lunch with my other friend and her friends

I'm trying to help the best I can. If you can't talk about the underlying issue you could just talk about surface level symptoms. It wouldn't be near as effective though. I'm just trying the best I can to help you out. And yeah, it was a stupid answer but there's not much I can do when the person I'm trying to assist is unable to do anything. I'm glad you're keeping your mind busy though, that does help. But I really don't know how to help when you're shutting down every suggestion I'm giving.

I'm just a fucking worthless piece of shit OP turn me into dinosaur

i've seen those loli dolls and those threads are usually fun to click on. but unfortunately those dolls would really not do anything for me. i don't know if its because im not imaginative enough to have feelings for one, but it's not a real child and would only be an embarassing and dangerous waste of money for me. i am glad that those are helpful for other people though.

>Dream guy
I know your field isnt in dreams, but I just want to make sure
So im not some psychotic and would there be any chance of this affecting my day to day conscious life? I do have random blackouts, could they be connected?
Could it be drugs even? I used to be a hard user of most drugs (coke, meth/speed(pill made with powder from meth), lsd/acid, weed, beer/liq, bunch of [dollar shit pills] perscription pills (xanax, delottas, oxy)
I only drink, coke and molly, acid rarely, n weed when i wanna sleep (no dreams stoned sleeping) or i blacked out and did something (hit somebody, screaming threats, smashing windows with weapons [serious: blacked out once and chased a black guy down the street with a baseball bat in boxers and hat] and my neighbor or roomate will make me smoke after my whatever the fucks)
Im sorry if thats a lil bit of text, on molly right now and getting a little paranoid about these dreams/my general behavior.
>tl;dr Im an addict with anger issues
>inb4 Im an addict with anger issues

OP
Alright, think about it this way. What's the absolute worst thing that could happen if you ask for her number? It's just a phone number, and if you sit with her regularly it's totally normal to ask for a phone number from someone you socialize with regularly.

Yeah your right thanks man

im in the same boat it doesn nothing for me and even ive seen some guys buy and realise they were a waste. but apart from that theres not much that can be done legally unless they can get you on some anti-depressants that may work but then thats if youre willing to take them as you'll still want a child but you wont feel like shit not having one.

also i hope you're moral compass is good enough you dont try adoption or some shit to get a child to use

Boom! Now you're a stegosaurus.

Actually, this is something I know shit about. Blackouts would be caused from the years of multiple drugs affecting your brain. That makes sense. Blackouts and dreams, nah, probably not connected. Drugs and blackouts for sure. But yeah, go easy on the drugs (obvious answer). But you're not crazy from those dreams.

what would u switch a patient to if they're on zyprexa and experiencing akathisia (im a 3rd yr psych resident, testing to see if ur legit or not)

I'm currently unemployed. I lost my job a month ago and starting to run out of money. I think I can pawn some shit that I don't really use anymore to keep myself afloat for another month. But the job hunt has been grueling. I just had my second interview today and they told me that they're gonna pass on me. I'm not entirely sure what I'm going to do knowing that it'll probably be a month at minimum before I see a paycheck again. I've been trying to do freelance work on craigslist. But, it's been really slow going and I haven't been making much. It's starting to look like I might have to do something illegal to make some money. But I'm not sure where to start there either

can you not get on welfare or your countries equivalent. no idea how it works except for britain

I should be eligible for unemployment. But my old boss won't send me a pink slip because he's saying I "quit and won't be eligible" even though he did in fact fire me.

Depends on what you're treating. If you're going the bipolar route you should probably stop giving the atypical psychotics and try something like lamictal if it's bipolar II or lithium for bipolar I.

i shut down your suggestions because they don't work for me. i've either tried it, or they will get me thrown into a jail cell. i haven't heard from you anything i haven't already heard before.

i'm a bitter asshole. i didn't come into this thread believing i could be helped. i came here to be proven that i couldn't be helped. these threads frustrate me because most of the anons in them can be helped. so maybe a part of me wants to shit them up a little. probably out of some form of jealousy.

i'm already doing everything i can for myself. i appreciate that you want to help. i'm sorry for lashing out at you. i do not know how to properly handle my frustration.

i've often thought about adoption. ultimately i think i could restrain my sexual urges while fulfilling the more "paternal" desires i have. i'm pretty sure i would be able to do that. there are many roadblocks. adoption agencies would not quickly trust a child to a single father. i believe putting myself and a child in that position might be unethical. i barely am able to take care of myself, and it would seem unwise to bring a dependent into the mix. and i would likely hate myself more for doing it.

i once entertained someones idea of faking a relationship with an adult female and bringing up a child with her, but in addition to the problems with adoption, i do not think i have it in me to fake a romantic relationship with someone.

so i guess you shouldn't worry too much about me. i'm glad you also have a moral compass. i believe more of us have moral compasses than don't. but sometimes it's hard to tell.

ah that sucks is there nothing you can do at all. to prove you got fired

Don't know finance advice.

No problem. I can see where you're coming from. I'm sorry I couldn't be of more assistance. I think that user might be able to help a bit more with you actually.