Do you think lighting charcoal in a closed car is enough to kill me of carbon monoxide poisoning?

do you think lighting charcoal in a closed car is enough to kill me of carbon monoxide poisoning?

cartoon characters cant die

You'd probably burn to death before the CO concentration is high enough.

get a hobby OP day flies by pretty fast when your distracted


look at this took my all day to do this thing

il be dead before i know it

all day, pretty fucking sad for how shit that is, another reason imma kys. Sorry just need to voice that.

haha who cares OP the point is distract yourself doesn;t matter if you make a picasso or just jerk it all day

What this faggot here is trying to say is: Fill your life with meaningless distractions until you die.

Hes not OP i am

Hope you are 14. Because you literally draw worse than i do. No. Hobbies dont fucking distract from anything. Hobbies arnt going to magically fix my awkward speech and give me friends and a gf. I wasted my life.
Do you think i could stil buy any shotgun i want even though im 19?

Depends on where you live, but likely not. Having friends and a girlfriend isn't going to fix the fuck in your head, nor is it going to magically cure your depression.

if you know what you don't like about yourself why don't you attempt to fix ?

Before you kill yourself, upload the rest of your catgirl porn.

live in virginia. My dad already has a shotgun though, so do you think i could get away with just buying the right ammo? Im thinking of just buying a fucking plane ticket to the golden gate bridge and jumping. But im scared if i survive the fall, ill like feel crabs pluck out my eye balls at the bottom of the ocean.

You dont know what its like. I get good grades, i even have a shit ton of money in crypto currency, literally all i need is to just be more sociable and id have it all. I could probably get girlfriend with it. And yes, it does fix my depression. Literally the happiest moment in my life was going on my first date a week ago, but im too autistic to get anyone to like me.
That would involve going back to january 2014, and getting me to never drop anime and learning japanese. If i had those two hobbies still, i would be by far less miserable. Only thing i have left is making comics, and im still pretty shit at drawing, and i dont even see what to do. I just feel more and more depressed every day seeing people around me talk. Whenever i go up to people, they always give me a look like, "just fucking die already, autist"

>not knowing who kuruneko is
You are maximum pleb, at least by 2011 standards

its literally some oreimo kuro neko doujinshi

dude its never too late to learn whatever skill you are after

im not the best but I can fake my through alot guitar, playing SFV at high leve, and yes even drawing

Drowning probably isn't so bad. Drink yourself unconscious on a beach before high tide.

You sound like you don't have a very good grasp on reality. I think you're misinterpreting other people's expressions and ruminating far too much. I use to do the same thing.

Back to your initial question, have you considered running a hose from your exhaust to your window? Just drive out to the middle of nowhere at night and fall asleep with the engine running. Same concept as using the grill but it's less retarded.

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Proof it. At least make me happy so I won't have to kms

Theres a reason why everyone on my dorm are always out friday nights and hanging out with each other while im all alone

the hose method works? I thought cars made past 2000 are incapable of doing that and thats why the garage method doesnt work. Does the exhaust still give off the monoxide and i can use a hose? Some /sci/ fag here confirm this.

It's a reduction of emissions not the complete removal of them, it can work but takes longer to accomplish.

jealous?

wow. so i guess thats it then. Ill be trying that if i cant get the gun or ammo. Have people done this before recently? About how long could it take?

Yea :(

If you're gonna kys anyway then give me some btc. It's wasted when ur dead.

I was actually of thinking of giving it all to some japanese girl. Not someone at my college, but just any kawaii japanese girl. Not sure how i would accomplish that though

>being this much of a beta cuck
you're hopeless. why the fuck would you give all of that to some random girl who will never know or care about you? do you also donate to twitch camwhores?

never gave money to camwhores. no girl in the entire world likes me. So, before i go, at least i could please some aspiring female mangaka. Maybe ill be giving money to the next peach pit

user, help me to pay for my college and I go to your grave every year to leave some hentai.

>no girl in the entire world likes me
>so I'm going to give 175,000 dollars to some random girl that doesn't even speak my language and likely wouldn't like me too
how you managed to acquire that much BTC is a mystery if you don't see the problem here.

I have to agree

>Acquire 175 k
>I know, lets give it to some college roastie who'll spend it on shitty clothes
>or if im the average Sup Forumstard, ill give it to some random slut femanon shoving her tits to a camera
>Yeah, lets not give it to an aspiring little japanese girl who will get to do everything i wanted to do in my life, and works 15 hours a day to achieve her dream
What the FUCK is your problem?

I wasn't aware of that. I think the easiest, most effective, and most accessible method is a still hang. According to my research, it's pretty painless. You pass out very quickly if done properly. It's how I intend to go out.

I stayed in most of my time in college until I met friends at the cigarette smoke spots on my campus. I'd tried pretty hard to make friends for about a year and a half just to find out that they were pretty much all shitty and didn't like me. One particularly eye-opening case was when I was helping this one girl with a calc problem she didn't get and then I left and started waiting for the elevator. Then I heard her tell her roommate "yeah, he's nice but he's pretty weird". I'd been study buddies with this girl for a while. At that point I just culled my whole friend group down to 2 people. It was like that for a while until I started making friends with smokers. You'll make a few friends and get rejected a lot if you try. Just make sure to look in the right places, like clubs.

Another option for suicide is to buy shotgun shells and make an improvised gun. Somebody might have the infographic on how to do that. I'm sure you can Google your way there though anyways.

It worked for me. Ghostposting master race.

>rationalizing your irrational behavior
>being a literal weeaboo fetishizing the Japanese when you couldn't even be bothered to learn their retardedly complicated language
you really can't see the issue here?

>> at least i could please some aspiring female mangaka

Honestly you deserve to kill yourself right now if you're serious.

Collegefag here, I work +15 hours a day to achieve my dream. The question here is why you aren't.

i actually was friends with my former roommate, but now we dont talk to each othe rbecause i requested a room switch caused he smoked. awkward. I dont know where right places could be. I dont feel like indentify with any hobby or group of people. I get shun so fast as soon as people hear me talk.
nice
literally, what would you fags do with all the money before you died?
i think im just lazy. But im not sure how much that has to do with my depression. If i actually wrote a fully illustrated manga, would i actually be happy with myself even though ill never get married?

I never really cared about having friends, just wanted a girlfriennd, but i know i need friends in order to advance.

If youre not planning to give anyone money anyway, buy at least a Webcam from that money and livestream how u hang yourself in your closet fucking loser

if I had that much money I wouldn't be wallowing in self-induced misery over asinine problems like you are.

depends on how much, but even a handful should do. However getting it to light will create lots of smoke, I recomend starting it outside first and transfering coaals
inside

What the fuck am i supposed to do? 150 k is jack shit. I was planning on reaching a million dollars and putting it all into dividend stocks so i can make 40 k a year just being a neet.
wow, just a handful?

I saw on a shitty tv show once: pick a hose, attach to the tailpipe, pass the hose through the window and close all of them, leaving the one where the hose is slightly open. Turn on the car... Bringing coals to a car just seems stupid.

With even a slightly amount of that kind of money i wouldn't even have the urge to hang myself.

If I had that money and still would kms I'd give it to someone who actually deserves it. That's to you to figure out who. Kill yourself already or make someone happy u fag. U don't even realise how lucky u are

>150k is jackshit
???

It would let me go through school full-time without having to bust my ass working 30hrs/week manual labor and finding time to shadow doctors...

this sounds a bit hard to pull off. I dont even have a middle of nowhere where my house is. I think im gonna go with the ammo idea.

Will all shotgun ammo work with anytype of shotgun?
>a japanese mangaka doesnt deserve the money
again. What the fuck is wrong with you?
I have a question for you medical fags. Why the FUCK did you even get into medical school if you hate it so much? Think about it: you stand all day, deal with the nastiest, most stupid, and most unclean people in the world, and have to go through classes almost as hard as engineering school. You know what, screw you. You picked the shitty major, you deserve it.

dont do it op, but if you do make a contraption like this to filter out smoke and make it more pleasant. Its basically a coal bong

fucking checked

OP here. this is the most ironic post of 2017 ive seen

Hi, user-san! can you give me your money-desu?

I'm not in medical school yet. I'm still in undergrad. I want to do it because I want to help people. My complaining is about picking up heavy boxes for 10+ hours a day to pay for my rent and food etc. while I get to the point where I can stand all day dealing with the nastiest most stupid and unclean people in the world. If I had 150k I wouldn't want to kms because I wouldn't have to suffer working and full time school.

Huh? I wasn't even talking about manga shit -_-

seriously. I would do it in a heart beat. How do i give a japanese mangaka or animator all this money? Doesnt even have to be female i guess. Really love this manga bungou stray dogs and wouldnt mind giving the creator a bunch of money

>do you think lighting charcoal in a closed car is enough to kill me of carbon monoxide poisoning?
>charcoal
>not propane


I sure hope it's enough to kill you

depends on completion of combution. The less complete the more CO (poison) the more complete the more C02 (sufficating)

A slow well maintained smal coal fire should have more than enough killing power in a small enviorment, but for safety cant go wrong with a coffee can

Also youd be welcome to come work on my farm if you change your mind. Its physical labor and lots of it though

Time flies when you're a faggot

Don't some of them have... I don't know... Patreon?

>> youd be welcome to come work on my farm if you change your mind. Its physical labor and lots of it though

Not OP but where u from?

yeah. go fuck yourself. You guys are fucking psychopaths. The other doctor i talked to online literally told me to kill myself a year ago before i even got all this money and went on a whole rant how im the most useless person in the world, even though he was 24 and accompolish way much more than he ever did.

Doctors have egos even bigger than engineers. You dont want to help people. You just want to make that high salary. But you forgot that playing doctor is actually almost as bad as menial labor jobs.
fag

tell me more about this farm

-OP

death by oal bong is now the default way to anhero (after mass shootings of course)

OP please kill yourself nobody cares

>let me tell you all about who you are and how you think because I'm butthurt you realized I was a deranged weeb
just kill yourself actually. i was trying to help you realize there's no reason to do that, but you're literally hopeless and, as that doctor you talked to said, the most useless person in the world. i hope some Nigerian scams you out of the money before you do it.

The group I fell in with was a bunch of outcasts like us. They're flittering around on campus, they're just hard to find since they don't belong to any obvious group. They'll be around trying to find a place to fit in. Ultimately, you need to attempt to make yourself more attractive and interesting. It's not complicated. Work out, practice good hygiene, dress decently, and read interesting stuff like philosophy and history so that you have something to talk about. And be very analytical of your thoughts and feelings to try to evaluate if your emotional responses are proper. In your situation, it's common to place the blame on others for not enjoying your presence, when you really should be blaming yourself. Consider what others are thinking and feeling about you, and try to be objective. Then attempt to change your behavior appropriately.

After that, it's just a numbers game trying to make friends and get a girlfriend. You'll eventually be able to judge who you can get a long with more accurately. There is a lot of rejection along the way. The only reason I haven't killed myself yet is that I feel that I must wait until my late 20s to be able to justify it properly. That and I'm incredibly lazy.

this is my point.
Awwww? Did my little words hurt you? Im sorry, but if youre a doctor, arnt you supposed to help people want to get better and not throw a fit to boost your ego? Also, wtf have you done with your life you poor asshole? I bet youre a virgin still. You arnt an artist. Youre just some little poorfag that thought he could get rich quick going to medical school. You dont have the right to call yourself a doctor, because you flat out dont want to heal people. You encourage people to kill themselves. Thats the OPPOSITE of healing you stupid fuck.

Missouri Ozarks about an hour outside St. Louis . Beautiful country really, although I want a bigger farm with a spring on it. This is the closest stock phot I could find, but most of its a good walk from the river

Who cares if he wants to give his money to his waifu. Let him do it. More reason to laugh at his grave. Maybe poop a little too from laughter

>angry week lashes out when told to kill himself in a thread asking people how to kill himself
Pottery.

Oh. I have really good hygiene and all and even workout too. Its probably the reason why i even landed some sort of date with a girl last week. Im just scared about next year. My parents said its crucial i move in with 3 other people in a house, and that if i live in the dorm next year, im a huge failure. Do you know anything of signing a house contract with 3 people. thanks for the support. Do you know of any conversation starters you had with friends?

Damn that looks really nice. What kind of farm is it? What labor has to be done? And are you going to pay for ticket?

isnt the farming business scary? What if your crops fail.
All im saying is, the point of a doctor is to make people healthy physically AND mentally. This guy is a total fucking tool who just wanted to become a doctor to make a quick buck off the industry, and would have no problem telling a patient to go fuck themselves if they have any sort of mental problem.

Op you haven't realized you can actually do whatever you want yet. Keep suicide on the back burner, the option is never going to go away, but if youre just gonna end up killing yourself anyway, why not take a risk here or there?

samll close to the river. Not much going on at the moment since grandpa passed and my brother moved, so it kind of fell into my hands.

Ive been busy with work so the first to years I havnt do much. Meant to do more the past summer but broke my arm so... just a bunch of plans at this point.

Right now i'm managing it as praire restoration, would prefer an organic vegitable farm
(I unironically work at monsanto. Not that GMOs are bad for you, but HIPSTER CHICKS A CUTE AS HELL

Suicide is a permanent fix for a temporary suffering. Do some exercises and keep in mind that you at least alive you have "some" chance to find someone alive.
Heck, if you want a Japanese girl so much why don't you travel to Japan? You have money to do that, and probably you'll find they are full of insecure antisocial cunts like you, so it's fair competition.

No, just you, because you're hopeless.

-my day job is Monsanto, now pic related. So I would be scared if it wasnt a hobby of sorts.

Thats a stock photo but very close to my place. Cant pay for a ticket I honestly couldnt pay wages at this point ... :/ An old collegue and I are trying to set up a biotech startup and I'm only 25 so yeah no cash.

But idk. Room and boared for the winter, new enviorment,

This is a basically at lifes edge type offer, oldschool medival shit ya know? Lifes worth something I guess I could show you that at least

well, i feel better for now. But i dont know what to when i get depressed again over being a social outcast. This isnt the first time ive gone on suicidal rants. just, getting rejected by this girlfriend really made me depressed. I think about all the years ive wasted.

I really dont care what race my girlfriend is. I just think its impossible for a girl to ever be a loser unlike a guy.

Nice. How does it make you feel that all the people who arnt doctors in this thread literally do a better job of fixing people then you ever could? Think im bad? Cant wait for when you have to deal with the real snobby teen losers that do drugs and still have an ego.

Go back to wageslaving your poor fag. Hope you die of exhaustion on the job

You are really cool, but i still dont want to be a farmer. What was the reason you decided to become a farmer btw?

-OP

No point to try helping someone like you. You're clearly a failure, which is why you couldn't even finish learning Japanese despite being a pathetic weeb, and also why you're on Sup Forums asking people how to kill yourself. You're going to want to kys again, after this thread 404s, when you feel tfwnogf. Every time you see a cute Japanese girl you will want to kys. Just do it, faggot. Use that Bitcoin money to buy a tank of nitrogen and exit bag. It's painless and unconsciousness sets in within 1 minute.

I was invited to a house my freshman year by one of my few friends but we weren't super close or anything. My dad vetoed that and wanted me to live in the dorms again. That was probably for the best because I don't think I would have got along with her friends. Then after my sophomore year, I moved into a house with 8 people from a club (it was metal club, as in the type of music) I got along with everyone alright but I wasn't close to any of them and they were all pretty weird. That was alright for about 8 months before people started infighting and then it was a giant fuster cluck with people fighting, talking shit about each other behind their backs, general passive aggressiveness, and changing of tenants.

Living with a few people will probably be better but for maximum safety, leave a tiny footprint. Make sure you leave no mess in the shared area and keep your room reasonably clean. Also try not to make much noise and be sure to be pleasant when you interact with your roommates. Do not leave unwashed dishes in the kitchen. I always immediately handwashed stuff after using it. My roommates were awful about that. Also, make sure to help with things like taking out the trash and occasionally cleaning the shared areas. And don't piss everywhere without cleaning it up and don't leave beard or pube trimmings lying about.

If you do that, no one can complain about you. As for finding roommates, since it sounds like you don't have any friends that were thinking about moving in together, you should check online for groups looking for another person to sign a lease with them to round out their numbers. Try Craigslist or your uni might have a Facebook group devoted to finding roommates. I'd recommend moving in with randoms rather than people you already think might not like you. If you have friends that you'd be comfortable living with, just ask ehat their living plans are next year. If they have nothing, propose renting a house.

No problem, its a bit slower paced for most, and really not worth it most of the time.

I guess i just like it, I think its in my blood to a point, well homesteading at least. My last name is old english for "Brook Hamlet" or "homestead by a stream"
Always into plants, went to school for plant science, not happy with the way thtings are currently done on industrial farms, dated a vegan but still wanted to eat meat and poultry.

Anyway just get through the night man, shit gets hard but life has a way of helping you out sometimes.

Maybe pray? Ive never told someone to do that as a closet theist, but ask the spirits whats up. Take a drink, smok em if you got em, close your eyes and call out. See if anyone is out there.

My personal experience OP: I lived a miserable life like you. I left my country to start over and study in a place no one knew me. This cured my depression faster than any antidepressant. Much of our insecurities come from the pre-made image other people have on us, all the shit we do and repent and keep accumulating, poisoning our new interactions. Just make you one blank slate, "exchange" students are cool and you will find many friends OP. If you are white just go to South Korea and everyone will love you.

I'd also like to add that your personality reminds me of what I was like and I think it's imperative that you do not live alone. Living with others can be pretty hard and stressful but isolation will worsen your depression and further skew your interpretation of the outside world.

Also make sure to communicate about chores and any problems your roommates have about each other's behavior, this is crucial.

Think about the carbon footprint, faggot.

Feed yourself to a shark. They're not doing so hot right now.

If there is somebody there, see a doctor. You're probably schizophrenic.

you sound just like the doctor i talk to before. anyway, Im sorry i insulted you without knowing you and hope you have a good time at med school and become whatever doctor you want to be
i actually have older siblings and know about this stuff, but ill really look into the suggestions you gave to find other people to room with.
you sound wise. cant say ive ever been into farming though, but its cool you actually find some amusement in it. Wish i could feel the same about drawing honestly, for praying, i sort of just hug my pillow and like to imagine there is girl out there who will love me.
実は、ちょっと日本語が話せまして、留学生するつもりです。私は友達を得ることができる。けど、親友がいないと思う。わかりますか?
i sort of have a roommate, whose gotten me into more social events. But i dont think it helps much. I really like him though in senpai way.
i took an environmental science class as a credit and found this funny. thanks

cheers Sup Forums

There are tons of people looking for extra people to move in with them. Use your google-fu and search facebook for groups, there are probably city-wide ones as well. Good luck with your future, be it life or super happy an hero time.

why do you say that? Ive thought about that but think I can control it way more often than not. Like only if Im super drunk/high do uncanny thoughts come in. I was just typing fast

oh lol no I comute. I admit id go crazy by myself for too long. Hobby farm people, hobby farm