If you had to fuck something off the Taco bell menu what would it be and why?

If you had to fuck something off the Taco bell menu what would it be and why?

I would fuck a chalupa because I imagine that being the easiest to fuck.

What fuck a chalupa when you can just eat it!?

Chili cheese burrito

Cheesy Gordita Crunch because it is my spirit animal

agreed. I would eat it then fuck it

mountain dew baja blast freeze

Hell yeah man. Was gonna say the same thing

I would fuck the bunny

Whatever is cheapest, seeing as how i'd throw it in a bin rather than eat that shit

>Not wanting to fuck the nachos.
fucking normie

Triangle nuggets

me too

if I couldn't fuck the bunny, probably the mexican pizza. just seems like the combination of crisp and oozey would be enjoyable

I mean a burrito supreme is basically just a really messy fleshlight

you woke af user

Y'all sleeping on my empenadas

Anything without chilli or citrus.

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soft shell taco the only fucking thing i eat from taco bell

Diablo sauce packet

I would, and have, ordered their beef 5-layer burrito, carefully bit a hole in one end, wrapped it firmly in it's wrapper and plunged my erect balls deep into that succulent, warm hole. The nacho cheese just slightly burns it's so hot, and I feel some lettuce tickle my sack.

I would hike on this mountain all night long.

>fuck something off the Taco bell menu
still preferable to fucking an actual mexican

>What fuck a chalupa when you can eat it!?

Lost hard.

Those Cinnabon donut holes, so I don't have to burn my dick off

Putos gringos esos no son tacos de verdad, lo que ustedes comen son tostadas con un mojón encima putos fat cunts

putos tostadas, speak english or die you ficking beener

PAY FOR THE WALL

guac cup

The day send your mom's nudes snowy

THIS FUCKER
GETS IT