A magic genie casts a spell on you and grants you with a 12" dick and $2000, before he lets you go he says...

A magic genie casts a spell on you and grants you with a 12" dick and $2000, before he lets you go he says, you can trade 1" of your dick to double the money he just gave you. You can do this up to 12 times...

How much dick would you sacrifice?

I'd keep 7". 12" probably wouldn't even get hard properly, and most women don't want you punching their cervix.

I'd trade down to 10 inches.

Who needs money when your massive cock attracts shallow size queens who want to ride you just because you have a huge dick?

classic show my dude

5 inches. That would give me a 7 inch dick, which is quite nice and I would have 32k

Best answer.

8 inches, maybe 9

Wait, so the genie makes my dick 2 inches shorter for 2 grand?

This. Eventually one of them would pay your bills

6. I need something to work with when I invest in a prosthetic penis.

Until 10 inches, I have a great job in which I am being payed and having a 12 inch would be very strange and unconfortable.

>90% are 12 year old virgins in this thread

4", that way I'm back where I started and have a nice chunk of cash. Win-win.

>5 inch

Where in the world you thought that was a good size

That's $64k. Maybe you should keep the inches, as you're bad with money.

>payed

I'd do it 12 times. What the hell would I do with a 12" dick attached to a 4/10 looking fat shit?

He said he'd give up 5".

are you retarded?

Get down to 2 or 3 and become a trap millionaire.

As in the total doubles each time, or you get an extra $2k each time?

Because I'd be left with either 64k or 12k to gain half an inch.

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Fuck it. All of it since he already shrunk my dick.

them HRT memes?

Was that a commendation for my honesty, or an example of a 4/10 looking fat shit, who fucks plenty of bitches? Can't decide. KEK

when you say double the money do you mean the amount that i have at that point is doubled? like if i give up one inch i have 4000, if i give up another inch i have 8000. or do you just mean an extra 2000 for every inch i give up?

4/10 porn star with a big dick.

Fair enough.

12 would be strange and 10 wouldn't? Have fun never being able to go balls deep in anyone. 8 is realistically the upper limit you should be shooting for and even that is on the absurdly large end and most girls wouldn't be able to take it. And you're calling other people underaged virgins?

7 inches is ideal and you walk away with $64k

Trade 4 inches for cash. 12" is fucking retardedly useless for anything but size queens. 8" is still massive for normal females.

What about girth? You guys are forgetting about pencil dick syndrome. I'd go with 7 inches, but trade a double for 1 inch more in girth. That leaves me with 16k. Easily pays off my last year of college. Cool.

Or you could walk away with 0 inches but 4 million and have an inflatable corpus cavernosum implanted for peanuts. You'd still have some sensation on your skin and the head of your dick remaining (unless you were mutilated as a child, in which case tough luck, sensitivity is long gone).

I have plenty of money so I would keep the 12". Next trip to an AMP would be priceless to see the girl look at my cock and know she has to fuck it.

>know she has to fuck it

"too boku" motherfucker. they ain't gotta do shit.

i keep all the inches

>implying circumcision removes 100% of the nerve endings
Are you retarded?

>implying absolutes so he can start an argument
not taking the bait

All 12"

>implying that was implying and not re-phrasing
Either you're backpedaling on what you said or you need to lrn2 english.

Sensitivity isn't gone. Period.

I'd take $4M and a 1 inch penis. Then I'd become the qt-est trap.

/thred

Turtleneck here. I never understood the circumcision meme. My dickhead is more sensitive than my foreskin. When I get flaccid, it's out all the time, and rubbing against my clothes doesn't make it feel any less sensitive.

>what is context
It will be 100% gone if they replace your shaft with inflatable rubber you imbecile.

First answer/best answer.

Get a 1 incher and use the money for a penis enlargement ez.