A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be, My B-Boyfriend?

>A-user, I-I like you very much. D-Do you want to be, My B-Boyfriend?

Wat do?

Pull out my dick and do the windmill while screaming "yessss finally!!!!"

>Sorry but my race needs me. DEUS VULT

i have a boyfriend sorry

Ask her where's the camera and cry

i dont want to wake up, not now

no i don't date girls hard of hearing.
get surgery ya cunt

Post Victoria Justice pictures like a faggot probably.

no, you don't have a feminine cock

this

This made my night thanks user

I'd thank God for my luck, and never, ever let her go. That is one cute, freckle faced little country girl, the kind you marry, pump out three kids for you, and spends the rest of your lives happy together with.

Take off my VR

First part might make her feel better about herself because that suggests her personality and/or looks are good enough to make a hidden cam series out of. I'll have to remember that one

Pass.

My age detector isn't great, but I know that I'm too old for this girl.

What race are u from faggot

didnt ask for these feels

Cum in my special socks that I carry around if I feel like masturbating on a public bathroom somewhere, then I will run around her. Start digging like a dog. Then I would look into her eyes and say "Oww Oof bone hurting juice"

kek I got that reference

Become boyfriend. Live the rest of life happy.

No, you're already getting on my nerves with that stupid stutter. GTFO.

i don't get it
pls explain

I finally did it. Guess I don't have to kill myself now.

That sounds like a horrible nightmarish future

m-my m-mistress V-Victoria J-Justice is a w-wonderful w-w-woman a-and I'm v-v-very l-lucky to h-have h-her.....

Decide to live for a bit longer.

I'm a 26 year old man,girly.

Ask me again when you are 18.

YO, YO, WUDDUP TSUGA TITTS, YA WANNA BONE OVE DA PHONE?

HOWS ABOUTS WE GO BACK TO MY PLACE AND HAVE SOME NASTY SEX, I'LL EVEN LETCHA LICK MY PECKER CLEAN.

DUCKING GOD DAMNIT
WHY DO I SEE THIS THREAD
STOP FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS

...

wonder why I'm talking to a 14 year old girl

the only thing that would be better is if her eye colour was blue or green

and the nose is a bit niggerish

face is also a bit too masculine in shape if you look closely

2/10 would not smash face was too angular

wutttttttttttt