I had a really weird dream last night. It had a weird context for the subject matter too.
In the dream I was browsing Sup Forums (I don't which board, but given the context it might have been Sup Forums) and someone was talking how some incarnation of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon (said incarnation doesn't exist) was the best, and some guy replied that it was awful due to this snake character no-one liked (I got the feeling it was a character that the creator's tried to push).
And then someone replies >that time [the snake guy] takes a giant shit And posts a YouTube embed link to the clip.
So I click on the clip and it seems like they're in some stadium with a dirt ground and the snake guy says he needs to poo and his anus just stretches out insanely far and wide and a huge turd starts to slide out of his anus (the anus stretched out before the turd was even there). And then it cuts to him nearly finishing his dump and he says "I need to poo a mountain" and at this point most of the dump is out and while we can't see most it from what we can see right behind him it is absolutely massive.
Yeah...
Gavin Collins
tldr
Gavin Evans
thats my favorite episode fuck you
Juan Gray
>liking that episode Lol what a faggot. I bet the snake guy is your favourite character.
Cameron Morales
he isnt but the plot was very well written and honestly its one of the best of that season
Christopher Johnson
Can you enlighten me and explain why the episode was so good? Honestly the plot seemed rather generic to me with the snake guy just trying to team up with the turtles to fight bad guys even though they don't like him and the pooping scene seemed rather random given it only takes up like a minute or two of the entire episode.
Justin Wright
he shitted himself to block the fuckin space mutants you dumbass
Eli Long
Did you watch the episode? He took the dump after everyone was defeated, numbnuts. The turtles were all incapacitated on the ground and the snake guy ended up saving the day and beating the rest of the bad guys (hence one of the reasons people accuse him of being a creator's pet) and then he just out of nowhere takes the massive dump.
Jacob Foster
Also forgot to mention that you still didn't explain what was so great about the episode.
Zachary Thompson
what
Aiden Rodriguez
What don't you get? I said my dream was weird.
Joshua Green
seems like a normal dream to me, if not just a bit more andy stixx than normal
Grayson Allen
Doesn't sound normal to me. Also please don't bring that forced meme here.
Carter Price
Any more thoughts?
Benjamin Flores
>absurdly particular dream exclusively about a specifically detailed Sup Forums thread you should get out more bro
Charles Scott
It's like the only Sup Forums dream I've had.
Henry Bell
>they're in some stadium with a dirt ground and the snake guy says he needs to poo >and his anus just stretches out insanely far and wide >and a huge turd starts to slide out of his anus
Kevin Gray
Yes, that tends to happen when you poo. Not insanely far and wide, but still.
Noah Nelson
>and at this point most of the dump is out >and while we can't see most it from what we can see right behind him >it is absolutely massive
Ethan Kelly
Yes, that is what I said. What are you trying to tell me?
Mason Ward
...
Carson Jenkins
Tell me with words and not reaction images please.
Robert Flores
Of all the things you could have dreamt about, you dreamt about a snake man taking a massive shit. The highlight of your dream was not only an obscure character from a cult classic, but it was an obscure character from a cult classic taking a massive shit, with details like >the anus stretched out before the turd was even there >"I need to poo a mountain"
The fuck is your brain doing- no, what the fuck are you doing that would cause you to dream up something so analogous to a scalie scat fetish? Do you secretly like shit? Or anthropomorphic lizards shitting?
Elijah Cox
>was not only an obscure character from a cult classic, but it was an obscure character from a cult classic Dude, did you not read the OP? I said the character didn't exist. This version of show didn't exist either. It wasn't the 80s, '03 or Nickelodeon turtles.
>Do you secretly like shit? Or anthropomorphic lizards shitting? I have a hyperscat fetish yes, but this is still confusing me due to how odd the scenario is.
Noah Young
>did you not read the OP In terms of the dream, this is what your brain created. An obscure fictional character from a cult classic fictional show.
>I have a hyperscat fetish yes There's nothing odd about why you had this dream, then. God fucking damn it. You could have started with that bit of information first, then it would have make sense as to why you would start a thread inviting discussion over a dream that involves hyperscat but also play it off as an opportunity to discuss how strange the >dream was. >pic related
Nolan Jenkins
>There's nothing odd about why you had this dream, then. Still seems odd to me. Why Sup Forums? Why fictional show? Why TMNT? Why a snake guy? It's so weird about how specific it was.
>You could have started with that bit of information first, then it would have make sense as to why you would start a thread inviting discussion over a dream that involves hyperscat but also play it off as an opportunity to discuss how strange the dream was. If I did that then I'd get just ignored.
Joshua Morgan
>Why Sup Forums? >Why fictional show? >Why TMNT? Why a snake guy? >but given the context it might have been Sup Forums >I have a hyperscat fetish yes I AM NOT CONFUSED WHY IS THIS SO WEIRD WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO WEIRD THAT THE DREAM WAS SO SPECIFIC WHAT SPECIFICALLY ABOUT ALL OF THESE THINGS WHICH SEEM TO BE THINGS YOU SURROUND YOURSELF WITH DAILY MAKES IT SO SPECIFICALLY STRANGE THAT THEY WOULD APPEAR IN YOUR DREAMS THROUGH YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS I WANT TO KILL MYSELF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>If I did that then I'd just get ignored NO SHIT
Anthony Baker
I don't surround myself with those daily though. I'm not into TMNT and haven't seen it in years. I'm not into guys nor snake anthros.
Colton Sullivan
CLEARLY THERE IS SOMETHING YOU HAVE YET TO DISCOVER ABOUT YOURSELF
Liam Miller
Which is?
Landon Jones
...
Robert Sanders
Cool
Aiden Bailey
I HOPE A SNAKE BITES YOU IN THE DICK WHILE YOU'RE TAKING A SHIT AND IT FOREVER RUINS SHIT FOR YOU
Michael Clark
I'm not gonna take a dump outside so that's never gonna happen bud.
Nathan Cruz
TRIPLE DUBS
Jack Williams
This thread deserves to be bumped just for those digits