What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

What's the gayest thing you've ever done?

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>What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
Try to type up my first gay encounter while the thread bumps along.

Sorry, the Rick and Andy show will be back in a moment once I've typed ahead in notepad a bit.

reason why i made the thread user

I've given one blowjob. Happened not too long ago. Now I want to do a lot more. Need to find a guy though.

Pretty much the same thing as in that pic, 26 years ago.

did you swallow

I met a guy on Craigslist in the woods and sucked his cock, chubby Iraqui guy. He had a MASSIVE cock, which as a straight guy I was unprepared for entirely. Someone caught us on the path and I ran

...

I did.

>Iraqui
>Iran
make up your mind

did you like it? ever tasted your own load?

>>What's the gayest thing you've ever done?
I've had several gay experiences it would be hard to pick one

It was different, since I had never tasted it before. But I'd definitely do it again.

Sometimes I post my nutsack on here in random threads, is that gay? I mean I think it's funny but I might also be a faggot

post it again then with the cock

Recapping from old thread then continuing...

>Anonymous 08/28/17(Mon)02:13:47 No.743423257 ▶
>Not much too it really, but okay...story time. Just remember that I was pretty naive at the time, not really understanding about sex.

does he have a tattoo on his dick that says "tunnel"

> When I was about 12 or 13 one of the older students, a prefect who was checking the corridors of the school at closing ran into me leaving the music practice room (I operated the music system for morning assembly)

> He asked me what I was doing there and then asked for id so that he could check. I handed over my school ID and he just grabbed it and smirked slowly before putting it in his pocket.

>I was irritated and not put off by the fact that he was a prefect and reached into his pocket to take my ID and surprise, surprise, I encountered a trouser pocket that was almost entirely cut away and a not-insignificant erect penis.

>I pulled my hand out with speed and he shook my ID card out of the bottom of his trouser leg and handed it back to me.

>I must have gone beetroot red as he just laughed. Then he looked around (presumably to check that there were no teachers or janitorial staff around) and motioned me back into the music practice room, which I entered with him following, not entirely sure what was going on.

>It was on the top floor of the building overlooking the sports fields, so no-one could see in and the door had a turn lock on the inside, but no key in the keyhole.

>He turned the turn lock and then gently, but firmly put a hand on my chest (like he was feeling my heartbeat, which was racing) and slowly pushed me against the wall, then he pressed himself against me and kissed me, open mouthed and then with his tongue.

>He was both more muscular and several inches taller than me, but I was more stunned by what was happening than anything else, but after a minute I had my arms around him and was giving back enthusiastically, if ineptly.

>His dick was as hard as rock and digging into my thigh, while my own was rapidly coming to the same conclusion, albeit with neither the force, girth, nor length of his. (cont.)

I've said a lot of stupid shit

watched a nigger cornhole a mexinigger at a rave.
It was weird i was getting a blowjob from a rave whore and yet was repulsed by the whole thing

No cock, that's too gay for me. But here's my nutsack.

> After a few minutes (it seemed like forever), he pulled back a bit, looked at me with gorgeous green eyes and smiled the biggest shit eating grin I had ever seen and raised an eyebrow, just one.

>Then he looked back, I think he was listening to see if the cleaning staff had reached the top floor yet (the buffer machines and clanging of metal buckets were the telltale signs).

>Hearing nothing he reached down and started to undo my belt, before opening the button on my trousers and moving them and my tighty whities down so that my not very significant (maybe 4 inches) cock popped out and demanded attention.

> Attention it soon got as he wrapped his hand around it and gave it a firm, but strong stroke or two, then he pulled my foreskin back (checking to see if I was clean I think), before kneeling down with his nose an inch or so away from my erect dick.

> He peeled back my foreskin and then looked me directly in the eyes (making sure I looked at him) and then slowly, but luxuriantly engulf me with his mouth and gave me a glorious slow and sloppy blow job.

> I don't think I came as such, but I felt a great deal of pleasure and it seemed a lot longer and a lot more vivid than the few minutes of sexual desire that it actually took.

> When he had enjoyed his fill (for the time being), he teased my dick out of his mouth slowly and then stood up.

> He gave me another sloppy, somewhat salty kiss and then said "Maybe you should pull your trousers up". When I had done so he smiled, turned the door lock, looked outside (to see if anyone was there) and with a cheesy smile back at me, walked out.

(continued...)

When I was in Huntsville, had a 19 year old kid on my bloc, he got fresh on the yard thinking his 14 88 tattoos meant something (he didn't earn them), so Me and two other peckerwoods, beat him and raped him for about a year, then we pimped him to niggers and spics.

Pretty gay, only time I've had sex with a man.

> A few days later I bumped into him after school walking down the school driveway, as usual we were later than all the rest of the kids as we had stuff to do related to him being a prefect and me being the music guy.

> He gave me a nod and after checking no-one was paying attention (always a cautious kind of guy Rick was, not your typical high school faggot), motioned me to follow him down the road.

> At the bottom of the road was another bus stop with an old style enclosed bus shelter (this wasn't the nearest one to the school), which had windows, but was panelled up to about 3 foot (about chest height on me then).

> The school had already closed and the buses left, but there was a regular service every half-hour so it wasn't suspicious us waiting there, there was nobody else around and no other waiting passenger or pedestrians.

> So the prefect (Rick if you didn't guess) was just looking around pretending to shoot the breeze and when he was confident that no-one was looking he just unzipped his fly and pulled his dick out.

> From our previous encountered I hadn't seen it, only felt it as he was rubbing himself against me in the music practice room, but I was quite surprised at how big it was compared to mine and also the fact that it curved upwards (and twisted slightly to the left as I discovered later), but there it was and the message was clear. He'd sucked mine so now it was my turn to return the favour.

I did a quick lookout check (including for any cars or pedestrians) and then ducked down below the level of the windows and kneeled down. I was now facing him in the same way he'd done a few days earlier, literally nose-to-dick.

(continued...)

Grew up playing hockey, had plenty of pretty gay team showers, had a three way with my defence partner, and plenty of team bonding stuff that made everyone think we were all gay

> Rick however, being the smooth, assertive time had other ideas as to how this encounter was going to go and before I had managed to swallow more than a few inches of his shaft he pushed me back against the wooden shelter and fed me the his entire length post-haste.

> Obviously, since this was the first time I'd sucked cock I was completely unprepared for his action and started to gag and choke, at which point he grabbed me gently by both ears (forcing me to stare up at him) and said "Gotta learn to breath through your nose, idiot".

> Unhelpful guidance aside, I quickly grabbed the bottom of his shaft and pushed him backwards slightly to give myself (literally) room to breath. I don't know if he was surprised or amused, but he didn't press the issue and I ineptly began slurping his strange cock like a new faggot should. He seemed to enjoy it and after a bit started gently humping my head while holding his hand on my neck to control the rhythm.

> After a minute or two he grunted "I'm gonna cum" and I jerked my head backward rapidly just before a high velocity load of spunk shot out of his japs eye and splattered against the wooden side board of the bus shelter. His knees trembled and I worried that he was going to fall over, but after a few minutes he recovered and forcefully pushed his cock back in his pants.

> He looked around again and then nodded to me to get up off my fucking knees. Then we waited for the bus to arrive as his spunk dribbled down the shelter wall and formed a puddle.

(continued...)

user got a kik?

> Neither of us ever planned our encounters or even paid any attention to each other in school as we both understood that being known as a faggot was social death and Rick was a big muscular guy for a late teens and had a certain jock cred to maintain as a member of the rugby team.

> The next time we bumped into each other was on the school bus itself. As usual all of the other kids had left about 20 minutes earlier so it was just Rick and I at the normal school bus stop (just a pole with a sign, not a shelter, so no funny business)

> The bus came along and it was a double decker, so Rick got on and went upstairs and I followed him. I wasn't sure if he wanted me to be anywhere near him (because of the risk of getting caught), but he went to the back of the bus and sat in the rightmost seat and when I stopped about half way he nodded for me to sit next to him, which I did.

> Rick was never slow at doing anything and as soon as I sat down (with the seat in front providing cover) he reached over, undid the zip of my trousers and fumbled around with the gap in my tighty whities until he grabbed my cock and then pulled it out. He then proceeded to wank me off on the bus while I gripped the handrail of the seat in front for grim death. After a few minutes (since I was fully on), my cock dry heaved (too young for come), but I was fucking done! After a few minutes I recovered and put myself away, but my heart was racing and I was trembling.

I reached over to return the favour, but Rick just said "Not now. I've got something else in mind if you aren't in a hurry to get home". I just nodded excitedly.

(continued...)

> When Rick finally stopped, he continued to hold me close so that I could feel his prick through his trousers and he could feel mine. After a moment he looked at me slyly and whispered in my ear "You know why I've brought you down here, don't you?". I nodded. I might have been naive, but I'd seen some of the gay movies on Channel 4 and knew what it was that faggots did (I had watched them out of curiousity, not bi-curiousity).

> He whispered "I want to fuck you up the arse slowly..." as he undid my belt and pulled my trousers and underwear down to my ankles, "...but first I want to suck that cute little-boy cock of yours" with a smile and then started undoing my tie and unbuttoning my shirt, before lifting up my vest and slowly rubbing nipples as he kissed my neck and throat.

> Slowly, kissing and licking all the way while fondling and rubbing my nipples he worked his way down past my button hole (which got a deep but cursory lick) and down to my groin where I was mostly hairless, but fully ready for his attentions. Greedily he went down on my small "boy-cock" as he called it and took it all in one go. I was a lot smaller than him (fortunately for him) and he had a wide and succulent mouth full of moisture and promise. I just pressed back against the stone wall of the toilet as my eyes rolled back in their sockets in juvenile sexual ecstasy

(continued...)

> After a few minutes of expert cock sucking from Rick I couldn't contain myself anymore and dry spasmed as I virtually fell over him in the close confines of the cubicle. I was literally without any strength left. Even though I was too young to cum he just sucked the life out of me.

> Rick grabbed me firmly and lowered me on to the toilet seat while I recovered. He was more amused than anything and smiled a beamingly beatific smile as he wiped our mutually contaminated slime from around his mouth (along with a pubic hair or two).

> Once I had recovered, he whispered "We don't have to do this today if you're not up for it.". He had an almost devious way of putting this, it would have been easier to kick a puppy than say no to his coy smile. Like Prince Charming he held out a hand and I rose from the vitreous china shitter with all the grace of a low class whore being asked to dance.

> Rick was gentle, but firm, positioning me against the cold stone surface of the toilet wall and then rather broke the moment by hoiking up a large gob of spit into his right hand while parting the cheeks of my firm, young ass with his other hand.

> Never having anyone touch my asshole (since presumably nappy cleaning by my mother), I reacted with a start, but Rick just pressed on and whispered "Can't go in dry now, can I Andy". That was the first time he called me by my first name, a classy touch since he was about to take my ass cherry...

(Continued...)

> Rick undid his tie, stuffing it in his jacket pocket and unbuttoned his shirt. It was the first time I had seen Rick in the flesh (as it were) and for a teenager he was pretty muscular. Then again pushing weights and doing rugby will do that to a young lad...being gay probably gave him some initiative though, for picking up us chickens...

> He pressed against me with his left hand firmly over my left nipple and then with his other hand guided his, by that point pretty fucking hard cock, between my ass cheeks until he was pressing against my asshole. Then he whispered "Look. You need to relax otherwise it'll hurt and be impossible for either of us to enjoy this. Just breath in and out slowly, while...while...basically think like you do when you need a shit". A genuine Cyrano de Bergerac was Rick, no question about it.

> I did as he asked and slowly opened enough for him to begin entering me real, but even with spit lubrication there was a point where it just hurt too much and I was in danger of tightening up. Rick stopped. Kissed me and then whispered "Just relax. I'm inside you. Just slowly push back onto me as you feel comfortable. You'll get past a point where it won't hurt anymore.". His experience was really paying dividends at this point.

> I gradually relaxed and as the pain receeded I slowly wriggled my ass, impaling myself on Rick's upturned member. That was when I realised that Rick's cock bent to the left, which almost made me laugh out loud (not something that Rick would have taken lightly I suspect), as I eased into it, Rick started a very slow, but gradual thrust. We were beginning to get into it now and for me this was all about giving back to Rick as much pleasure as he gave me.

(Continued...)

...sorry...still typing...

did he do this to other guys?

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Considering fucking a guy. Never real been with a proper man, closest I've been was a female to male trans person. Any advice

given blowjobs and footjobs

Kek

> As I relaxed, Rick started to slowly thrust in and out, not by much, just enough to get a slow rhythm going and pulled my ass further away from wall to get into a better position. The difference in height made this a lot easier for him and I suspect better for me.

> As we got into it I felt myself letting go, feeling the exquisite pleasure of having Rick inside me, filling me with his slightly bent and twisted meat. It was sordid. It was glorious.

> We didn't fuck like rabbits, but as we got into it Rick pushed up the pace, riding further in and out of me as we both got filled with ever increasing lust.

> Then suddenly Rick grabbed me had by the thighs, pulled out to the folds of his foreskin and then rammed it back inside me as far and as hard as he could. (I admit then that I yelled, but not too loud).

> Rick held onto me like grim death and then to the sound of "Aww Aww Awwwww!" he came inside me and I could feel the motion of his cock as his cum spurted inside of me.

> Jesus that was great.

> I tried to move to separate us, Rick put his arms strongly around my waist and said "Don't. Don't move yet. Just let me enjoy the moment.".

> I felt like such a stupid prick, but it was my first time. He held me like that for another minute or two as I could feel him growing smaller inside me and my arsehole began to twitch like fuck trying to expel his rapidly disengorging cock.

> Finally, with a smooth, but quick motion he pulled himself out and leaned against the other wall of the toilet, exhausted.

I want to give a footjob so bad

so fucking hot user. do you have more?

>did he do this to other guys?
I never met any of the other guys that he had sex with, indeed Rick was very discreet, he said there had been others about my age in previous years but never who they were, although having seen some familiar looks between him and some of the boys in the years between ours I know of at least two others that I suspect he fucked in the same way he fucked me.

He'd been educated by an older neighbour in the run down potting shed that served as their "den", surrounded by the usual paraphernalia of youth, hedge porn (all straight I believe) and discarded beer cans.

He'd gotten drunk in their with his friend a few years back and one thing led to another...

finger my ass to other guys online

>so fucking hot user. do you have more?

Lots more experiences that are similar sure, but nothing that I've typed up. I only started with the first one that I posted yesterday (the first encounter with Rick) and then everything else I've typed in these two threads.

Rick and I had fun for about a term and a half before he moved to the sixth form grammar school the following summer.

Mostly we did things after school, but he came to my house one evening when my parents were away. That was fucking fun.

do you still see him to this day?

Where do you live?

>Had sex with a dude

Coming back to this fucking website.

ate my own cum

I would jerk off with my friend all the time when I was like 13 or 14. I only touched his cock once but never anything further. It was huge and it turned me on, but I didn't have the nerve to admit it. Thinking back I wish I had, though.

>do you still see him to this day?

No. I didn't see him after he left for the grammar school.

I rang him up about a year or so later, but he'd gone straight (really I think he was just pretending to keep the peace with his family)

He was really cold when I said who it was and suggested we meet up for a drink. I never called again. Sad really.

I tried looking him up on Facebook and Google recently but I could find no trace. His name is pretty unusual so if he was about I'd have found him. I suspect he's either moved far away or possibly even emigrated.

sucked my friend's dick cause I lost a bet, we were both high as fuck

Used to fool around with my older brothers a ton when we were teens. Started off as just "experimentation" and "helping each other get off". But over time it got to where they were both basically using me as their cumdump.

Absolute gayest it ever got was one particular week when our parents went on vacation for their anniversary, so we had the house to ourselves. We went nudist and they spent practically the whole time taking turns on my mouth and ass.

not in the US
I just want a warm load on my feet

do you happen to have a kik or throway email? id love to hear more

not in the US
I just want a warm load on my feet I like how my precum tastes but not my cum. isn't that weird?

I like how my precum tastes but not my cum. isn't that weird?

>do you happen to have a kik or throway email? id love to hear more

Wait. I'll set one up. One minute.

Got paid $100 to let a dude suck my dick. I didn't touch him or anything else

posted my small dick in another thread some minutes ago.

>i have allowed Sup Forums to do this to me

Lovingly stroke my friends shoulder while imagineing having sex with him

Wear socks with sandals...
Also get fucked in the ass.

use the internet, user. feet are a pretty mainstream fetish, even if people try to claim its not.

thats what I did, and now I get to give footjobs whenever I want. You'll find it eventually, it'll be worth the wait, trust me.

also
>not in the US
if you're in one of those hyper homophobic countries, be careful!

protip: require a massage and toe sucking before you give up the goods

>do you happen to have a kik or throway email? id love to hear more

Contact me tomorrow (when all the spammers this address will generate have died down)

[email protected]

Just post an email about what we were talking about so I know its you (unless any of the other retards in this thread wants to prank us).

Regards,
Andy.

>be me
>young, probably like 8
>guardian people met another family somehow
>sort of force me and their son to have a playdate
>end up alone with this kid for a long time
>somehow, we started talking about how we heard our parents having sex and their noises and what we came to find they were doing to make them through spying and asking older kids
this is hard to explain but it was kind of just like we were so curious about sex that exploring with the same gender almost didn't seem to matter in the face of adolescent excitement and pleasure
>start off sucking each other really intensely
>i kind of accidentally discovered deepthroating because i kept sucking really violently and pushing it down to the point where i would choke really bad
>after doing this for each other several times he convinces me to try to put my dick in his ass
>he gets on his hands and knees and i find his asshole and try to push my little dick in
>feels hot and kind of wet and i'm pretty sure i have it in
>ask "is it in?"
>he's already started kind of grinding on it, says yes
>i ask if he can do it to me and we switch positions
>he tries to push his dick into my ass, i'm not sure if it's in but i like the feeling of him trying so i just say "yeah" when he asks me if it's in and try to get it in further by pushing against him and wiggling around
>we take turns trying to get our prepubescent dicks into each other's asses and pushing up against the other's dicks like our little lives depend on it

i honestly can say i haven't had any gay experiences since or even really thought about having them but for some reason, i kind of love that memory. something about sexual discovery and at the time neither of us were old enough to have any inhibitions about gender or orientation, it just felt good.

OP here, sent an email now so i wont lose your email. will send another tomorrow

i rather women but guys make me feel pretty and kinda slutty and that's cool af

At least the photo has a nice specimen in it. If I did that, I would probably kill myself out of embarrassment from more than one reason.

if the guy was nice and clean I'd just let him fuck my ass right after tbh. I'm more afraid of getting raped or something

Dressed up in moms panties bras and lingirie. Got high heels online and wig. Then invited guy I knew couple years older than me over and sucked him off

fpbp

This dream

My 12 year old neighbor used to suck my dick every other day for like two months. I was 15-16 so the size difference made it so that my duck was massive to him. I came in his mouth and on his face a couple of times. We did other gay stuff but no penetration

Pic related. He looked like him but the pic is not him

>OP here, sent an email now so i wont lose your email. will send another tomorrow

Good stuff. Nearly time for work though, so I've got to go. If I get the chance I will write up more stuff.

Thinking about what Rick and I did back then still makes me gooey. Might have to have a quick fap to thoughts of Rick first though...

Speak user, user.

>My 12 year old neighbor used to suck my dick every other day for like two months. I was 15-16 so the size difference made it so that my duck was massive to him. I came in his mouth and on his face a couple of times.

As I wrote in my greentext about Rick and I, the difference in age makes for a massive difference in size. The extra height helps as well, as does the extra muscle mass....

lemme see some cock pic before you go to work Andy

Actually now that I think about it more, this lasted for about half a year cause I remember he turned 13 around the same time I turned 16

>Be me about 23, working with guy who was 21, sitting at his place having a few beers, playing Madden. Complain to him about how g/f wont let me fuck her ass. He mentions he is bi and says he doesn't understand why because he loves the feeling. 2 beers later, he offers that I can do his if I wanted. Was best ass I ever had. Fucked him once a week or so for about 5 months till I moved away.

>lemme see some cock pic before you go to work Andy

Public forum with tracked location and IP address? ...err... gotta say no to that.

P2P is a different matter.

Sucked a girls femine penis once so nothing really gay

sucked a dick

My best friend and I have been about 8 years (from 10 to 18) sucking each other's dick. We also licked each other's buttholes and rub our dicks on them.

>Sucked a girls femine penis once so nothing really gay

Why would someone leave a line blank between each sentence?!

How old are you now? did you suck other guys while doin rick?

>Why would someone leave a line blank between each sentence?!

Because it makes it easier to read. On a computer screen at least. Not sure about a phone as I don't use my phone for Sup Forums.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MMF with my wife and best friend. Feelings his balls rub against mine while dping her felt amazing

I used to fuck my college roommate regularly. Then a few times after graduation. He was really fun to have sex with but I was never attracted to him. We're still good friends but I'm engaged now, so no more of that.

>How old are you now?
Ancient. As old as the fucking hills.

>Did you suck other guys while doin rick?
He was doing more more like, but no. I was really good that way, he was too good to spoil.

After he left the school I did use exactly the same approach on a couple of the kids in the year or two below me (about the same age as I was first time around), none of them turned me down although one only did it once then "went straight". Fucking lying little cunt.

Gaydar really works. Both Rick and my successful scoring in school prove it. Either that or boys are just so sexually wound up they will fuck or be fucked by anything.

IDK.

>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That "Assigned Male" comic is some fucked up shit. I have the entire collection. Tres lulzy.

>We're still good friends but I'm engaged now, so no more of that.

As my great friend Dave "Cocksucker" Smith often says. "Ya suck one cock..."

Trips of Truth.

Nice trips Andy. post greentext of you approaching a new guy to play with

reddit
>it makes it easier to read
Sure, if you're some sort of absolute retard who's never read a book

Was drunk at a bar and all my friends left. Twink offers me a ride home I said yea. Invited him in and we talked in my couch awhile. Went to change out of jeans came back out in basketball shorts. One drink later and his hand is on my dick. He unbuttoned his jeans and took his shirt off. Kissed me while playing with my dick. Started sucking my dick took his jeans off and we exchanged bjs

I wear Victoria secret thongs when I fap to twinks in briefs

>Nice trips Andy. post greentext of you approaching a new guy to play with

Nope. Sorry, work definitely calls.

Got to be shower, shit, shave and eat before I get out the door at 8.

Mfw Andy is 16 now

I visited a friend in college. When she went to class I went into her room pulled out a pair of panties and found her vibrator. She had a mirror by her bed and I sucked her vibrator and fapped into it