I'm heading to Nevada to fuck a prostitute. Any advice? I was thinking about heading straight to the bunny ranch

I'm heading to Nevada to fuck a prostitute. Any advice? I was thinking about heading straight to the bunny ranch.

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Why waste your money? You can probably find a better girl in your state.

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I'm just heading that way anyway.

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try to get sunny lane

That was my thinking man.

I can't find even one girl in my town to fuck, let alone my state. I would go to Las Vegas too if I didn't live on the other side of the country. Fuck America for making prostitution illegal.

Godspeed OP. Fuck one for me.

I'm gonna try to fuck this one for you man.

very nice

I'll just leave this here...
youtube.com/watch?v=NRprx5zFWts

Might just go to vegas.

Bump

How much you think it is to fuck ol sunny?

Prostitution is illegal in Vegas. Gotta rent a car and drive out to a brothel for legal shit. Otherwise it's the same as any other major city in the US.

Damn. I didn't know that. Thanks user.

I live in vegas. The bunny ranch is only about an hour away...

My advice. Don't. Save your money and go to TJ.

What's TJ?

at least a grand. Its expensive to fuck a headliner

Not too far. Have you been?

prepare yourself to be hugely disappointed

get an asian massage parlor at your local strip mall instead

cum in her pussy

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yet the streets are packed with escort service hawkers handing out flyers, i never understood that

have seen lots of hookers in the hotels but never did one

Pay pornstar money for run down hoes. LOL.

Tijuana, Mexico. Just south of San Diego, and speaking as a San Diegan, you don't wanna put your dick in ANYTHING down there. If you get off on sad, lifeless eyes and ashy elbows, be my guest, but its fucking gross in TJ.

If going to Vegas head out to Pahrump and go to Sherri's Ranch. The girls there are really good. Its also the closest legal brothel.

Whatcha gonna do in ol' Pahrump?
I'm gonna get-get-get-get drunk
Drunk enough to pay for cunt
Pahrump, Pahrump Pahrump Pahrump
Where hookers like to hump

I'd pay a grand to fuck Sunny Lane. She's always been one of my favorite porn stars.

Around how much is a decent bitch?

Would love to go to TJ. Kind of like my head still attached to my body and all though. Once they get all that shit straightened out, I'll go. Til then, fuck 'em.

Well their room rates are around $100-150 depending on whether you're there weekday or weekends, suite or single room. I'm sure they offer a decently-priced package deal - room, bitch, continental breakfast...

TJ isn't violent unless you stumble somewhere you shouldn't be. Stick to Revolucion St where all the clubs/bars/strip joints/brothels/donkey shows are, you'll be fine.

I'm starting to think of be better off getting an escort in vegas

As long as you dont do shit you are not supposed to. You will be fine. You can find all kinds of girls in the strips here in tj. Sometimes there's even girls from the US making some extra money for college doing lapdances and shit.

fingers, fam. pull the hook

not worth it man just get drunk with the great people of las vegas and masturbate in ur hotel room later

Depends on what you're looking for. Vegas is a crapshoot for hookers. Some of them are sweet non-pro girls from LA, Phoenix, San Diego, etc who come out for the weekend. Some of them are haggard hoes with niggers hiding in the closet. Some of them are straight up robs.

If this is a one-time thing, you'd be better off going to Sunni's or Bunny Ranch and paying top-dollar for a premium whore. If you're trying to make it a hobby, join a private escort site (you won't find any reputable ones on Google).

Personally, I wasn't a fan of either method, so I found a chill college girl in my town, did a little schmoozing, and now I toss her $1000 a month and I get a key to her place and no-holes-barred.

enjoy catching aids...

I'm starting to think so user.

I have a girlfriend but have had problems lately she has a beautiful body and I still fuck her often. I'm doing it for more of the adventure aspect. I might just try to fuck a ugly bitch at a bar lol.

>paying $1000 a month for sex

that's all based around a legal gray area
prostitution is illegal, but you can legally pay someone to hang out with you, and if that just so happens to lead to consensual sex, so be it

Honestly, kinda this. Every hooker I've seen has just been wasted money. I used to think it was post-ejac shame, but nah. I've fucked average bar skanks that were more satisfying than the hottest escorts.

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My friends and I went out to Vegas several times when we were in our twenties. It’s very easy to get laid for the cost of a few drinks.

it's cheaper than a wife, and plus you still get sex out of it

Yup. If you have a decent personality and aren’t fucking ugly as shit you can score at a Vegas nightclub. I had a threesome with a girl and her friend there. Not difficult to do.

>having to pay for sex at all
If you can’t find a girl in this age of technology to fuck pretty much anytime you want then there is something wrong with you.

Ok... I'm more or less decided I'm not getting a hooker... but how about a compromise? A nice blowjob from a stripper in a VIP room. Has anyone done that before?

if you're those things, wtf are you doing on Sup Forums?

We aren’t all faggots user. Some of us are able to get laid regularly.

Several years ago I went there. They had a very special guest companion there for a few weeks. Faye Reagan. Pre hpv and fat Faye. It cost me 3500 for the night but I got the girlfriend experience and it was so worth it. Do it dude.

Done it, wouldn’t recommend it
They’re boring and worried about getting finished do they can get to the next guy.

Goddamn you got Faye?

Actually I have the wife thing happening too...
And I don't think of it as paying for sex, I think of it as paying for convenience. My "hooker" was already fucking me for free, but was considering moving because San Diego is expensive. I asked her what she needed to stay, she said "for my boss to give me a $10/hr raise". I left $1000 on her nightstand when I left and it just became a habit...

That's why you pay the extra for the whole night.

I’d pay $3500 for Bridget the midget

Just go to the Green Door in vegas and youre set

Yep. Was a wedding present from my brother. And still one of my favorite fapping material memories.

Still not worth it with Vegas strippers. More fun to chase drunk girls at bachelorette parties. Always horny and always fucking crazy

Trips of truth

Dubs of confirmation

Damn Sup Forums I might just head home. I'm about half way there and stopping for the night... I might head somewhere else.

The bunny ranch girls are hardly run of the mill strippers

Dubs of resignation

We were talking about him wanting a blowie in the VIP at a stripclub. Not bunny ranch.

The problem with bachelorette party chicks is that there is usually a mother hen there to cock block the fuck out of you

>2017
>not knowing the difference between strippers and escorts

lurk moar faggot

OP was talking specifically about the bunny ranch

But getting around that is so much fun! It’s the chase my good user. The thrill of the chase get the blood pumping to my he-pussy!

You wont get beheaded, gringos only get scammed
And my advice if you ever actually go there is maybe stick with some more well known establishments cause on the streets and revolution avenue you'll find shit
Go to amnesia, or hong kong: they both have some nice girls and some really ugly ones
Guess more ugly ones than nice ones but at least its rather cheap
You could also try Deja vu that i think just opened this year, although never been there myself and since they were handing out free lapdances a few months ago might be going thru harsh times; at least its close to the border.

My biggest advice if you want to come to tj is always travel with someone that at least knows spanish

The conversation is flowing.

>pretty sure pic is a staged creepshot but I still like it.

If you follow the good old thread train you’ll come to this little gem That’s where these comments came from. Go ahead and read... I’ll wait for your apology.

Big enough man to admit my mistake. My bad.

Kek

Triple dubs of mea culpa

No worries. And checked.

Maybe I just want to pay a women for sex.. it turns me on for some reason.

My god! Sup Forums resolves conflict without the use of profanity or defamation of character.
THE END IS NEARRRRR
WE ARE ALL GONNA DIIIIIIE

BABY OIL, OR VASALINE FOR BUTSEX, SHE WILL WILL BE DOWN AFTER THAT

How much do you have to work with? If that’s what you’re wanting then knowing your amount will help find the right option

I know it's great.

Lost
Someone screencap as the day a hooker thread showed Sup Forums‘s humanity

About 500

And now look who's available. Holy shit looks like it might be a good time to go back

Bunny ranch is a no go then. I doubt you’ll get out of there for less than a grand with anyone. They’re high end because they can be. For $500 your best bet would be to do some good research and find an escort.

Yeah I saw her. She was at the bottom of the list though. Not sure if that makes a difference.. I might email her.

Shieeeet I bet it’s at least 5k to get her

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Bunny ranch is known for the $1000-$1500 range being the lowest.

Any good rub and tugs?

Check out rubmaps
Real people review and you can see the names of who they used, how recent, what they let them do, etc.

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Worth every penny

Well no tutes for me. Thanks for advice Sup Forums

Does she let you film or snap pics? Care to share?

is there more of this?

Damn your bitches are expensivee, 1-1500$?
For like 2-400 i can have a nice little brunette whos in college and bubble butt

How?

dude backpage that shit

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