You are at an elegant cocktail party with some business associates and politicians

You are at an elegant cocktail party with some business associates and politicians.

This swole beast comes up and slaps your wifes ass.

What do you do?

Throw at cat at him.

DONALD,

I am now a #CruzMissile

Use a broom to shoo him out the door

Those are MY delegates Ted!

Can't bruise the Cruz

I appoint him to the Supreme Court just like Trump would

Call him a bad Christian

beat his dirty syrupnigger ass

tell him Labatt blue sucks more dick than he does. when he begins to stroke out. beat him into a super coma with pocket lint.

"Please don't kill us."

Get the butter. He likes butter. Maybe some cheese for him to cut.

send him out of the cocktail party with glass in his face missing teeth and a smashed scrotum on a stretcher.

Slap him in the face and challenge him to an honor duel

>post yfw you realize I had to stop my wife from stomping a broken glass into his face then she jumps both feet smashing his balls.

>they just cant resist user

OOOMPLAAA

Call him a sniveling cowardly rat and tell him to leave my wife alone.

MY DELEGATES DAHNALD

>"Just try to stand like a normal human, senator."
>Like this?