What kind of small business could I start to make money in the aftermath of the flooding in houston?

What kind of small business could I start to make money in the aftermath of the flooding in houston?

Towel store

tits always related

Suck Hut
Like pizza hut, but instead of serving pizza, you suck off people.

kek


tittie bar. they're going to need a lot of tits to distract themselves

sell ponchos kek

and you'll be my first employee?

great minds think alike

Sure, as long as you provide insurance and benefits, I will be the general manager who can escort the guests to your suck hole.

this has become a contractors (literally) wet dream actually, so much gov't money going to fix Houston. I think I'll pack my toolbox, some waders, and head south

Sell water

They'll never expect it

Sell BBQ at stoplights

Big spoons to scoop all the water out

the drywall damage alone
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

how everyone answers the door in houston right now

How much money for me to put together a crew of laborers and get started? How to find contracts, just call the insurance companies? I'm not scared of putting in hard labor.

Run an ad in local papers would be a good start.

mold removal company.

Gun store. All those wet guns needs to be replaced.

laborers are easy it's equipment you're gonna need. existing contractors are going to line up and be treated as heroes. Best bet is probably to show up in town and beaner-style stake out the home depots/ lowes. Contracts will still be individual for most residential jobs, but the key is that those individuals are going to pay through insurance so there is so much skimming to be done

shop vac dealer

I'm in Houston selling rafts made of dead mexicans

Get this franchise, you'll get rich fast.

in other words, people don't tend to be too cheap with their repair bill when some insurance company is footing the bill, and the insurance company isn't too cheap when they're getting subsidized by a heartfelt act of governmental kindness. I love this country of schemers baby, i really do

When a city is flooded does ocean rules apply?
Are you allowed to take whatever you find floating about or is it considered stealing?

Because if it is ocean rules then you can just start a salvaging company. Pick up as much shit as you can including cars. Stuff that doesn't work you scrap and sell the metal stuff that does work you sell.

which, as a side note, is exactly how the medical care industry works in the US

legit idea all the water lines are backed up with nasty water,

Porta potties, sewage removal, and trash!!

spoken like a true nigger
no, even if flood water overtakes a land location it's not considered "ocean rules"... also very few so-called "ocean rules" are actua;lly real

Don't get me wrong there is $ to be made but it won't be flowing as freely as some think there are so many local contractors that people know personally and people in Texas help each other so much that much of the money will stay local

You could sell a bunch off nigger kabobs there probably gonna be a lot of dead black people and people will be hungry after the flood has finish

Ocean rules only apply 17 miles off the coast of a country anyway you fucking moron.

flood insurance

stilts

this, but also international waters are not the anything goes environments people think, in a legal sense. Sure you can do whatever you want in intl waters and not get caught by virtue of having nobody to witness it because you are in the middle of nowhere, but that doesn't mean that various nations won't collectively charge you if you do something retarded

craigslist labor.

>in other words, people don't tend to be too cheap with their repair bill when some insurance company is footing the bill

That's not how it works.

true but no yea that is how it works though

Mortuary on a boat

I assume similar to a body shop who charges insurance a standard rate and then gets it done cheaper and the leftover is their profit, which they'll pay taxes on as well. Some less than honest may charge for work not performed.

trusting idiots. Houston here and AK is in hands reach at all times

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is this oc lol

Yes

i keked

Sell boats you dumb cunt! :)

Sell dirt

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coffins

/haaaaa

wow morbid. all the gibmedats don't have money for that so they cremate.

Theres offers all over facebook.
Calling one tomorrow since not doing shit anyways. 15/hr, also daily per diem and free hotel. Shit work but oh well. Im not mexican so we'll see

See, that's a good idea, but I want to be the guy setting it up or at least partner in the biz/profits

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Too much competition in Houston.

Also, the mayor is having the cops shut down massage parlors

They want to clean the city up.

Harvey is bringing more customers and with less SOB's the price goes up

This

There is enough freak out about this that people forgot how to clean walls

Sell buckets OP.

Buy and rent out industrial dehumidifiers you fuck wit.

sell pumps

Tow truck

ass burgers lab

You're a little late to the money train. People plan this before hurricane season starts. Not after one hits. Start planning for next year