Hey Sup Forums, Ausfag here

Hey Sup Forums, Ausfag here.

Just had my life turned upside down and now I want to die. What is a quick and easy way to do it?

Why is your life upside down?

Hold on take a minute.
Just sit right there.


I'll tell you all about how I became prince of a town called Bel Air.

You live in Australia, just walk outside and something will probably kill you

Visit Chicago?

OP here

My wife had an affair.

I'd prefer not to suffer.

Amazing.

Quickest would easily be a bullet to the head, funnest would be an overdose on crack cocaine or meth, funniest to have other people find you in though is a different story. Put a suger rocket in your ass and tie your ears to your ankles, and get someone to light the rocket and throw you in your curled position off a cliff. People will see a spiral of death flying down from above, then explode your body all across the town. 10/10 would do again.

retard just move to north america everything in Australia is upside down

Don't do it dawg, it was just a lil meme. If you've hit rock bottom the only way is up.

Biggest challenge is accessing a gun in Australia. I would have done that so fast.

I'm too concerned about an overdose failing and leaving me in a vegetative state.

I'm not sure if the laws of physics would allow.

>my wife had an affair
you mean your ex-wife

Hey please don't kill yourself. If your life got turned upside down, it will turn itself rightside up again someday. When you die you'll be dead forever anyway, I wouldn't want you to miss out on anything in life.

but if you are an ausfag doesn't that mean you're now right side up?

Assuming Ausfag means "Australia" and not "Austria" then pretty much 99% of wildlife in your area will be designed to kill you.

I could probably die in a blaze of glory via cop. I'm mixed race, so it might be a legit strat.

Yeah, I agreed to try and make it work because I'm a cuck.

I've had it pretty shit my entire life. I'm not gonna hold my breath.

Sorry about that man, I'm catholic so I don't even believe in divorce anyways.

well gun to the head is quick and painless

Divorce is real, dude. Unlike god.

You don't believe in suicide either, sooo...

What do?

Well if you have money at least go bang some hookers and do cocaine first. Maybe it'll change your mind

Not for me. First wife always wife, as the good book says.

Australian gun laws makes that either difficult or expensive. I'm so jealous of America.

What would you do if she was fucking someone else behind your back?

Just saying. Imo suicide is wasteful. Get yourself some therapy and a motorcycle before you kill yourself, you may decide against it once you forget about your problems.

I dunno man. Would it really make it okay?

I wish I could say there's an easy answer, but there's not. It's going to be extremely hard for you, and your relationship with your wife will never be the same. But I believe that all good comes from unconditional love. If you've noticed, all the best people in the world have a source of unconditional love, be it good parents, a good family or a belief in an ever forgiving god. Unconditional, as in, it doesn't matter how much you fuck up, you'll always be received with open arms. Bad people are a result of conditional love, or no love at all. The importance of family is that no matter how much you fuck up, you know they'll always be there for you. That's the essence of the sanctity of marriage, you're making a non-relative a family member, and agreeing to be a source of unconditional love. Thats also why its such an important sacrament, and why I don't believe in divorce, it would make it a conditional love. You don't have to trust her or even not be mad at her, on the contrary, that would be unhealthy. But by letting her know that you'll still be her husband and that you'll always be a source of love, it can breed nothing but good.

>life turned upside down

Don't kill yourself. Just move in with you uncle and auntie in Bel Air.

I take the sacrament of marriage very seriously and will not marry on a whim, but, if it does happen, I will forgive unconditionally. It's the Catholic way.

What if she becomes a repeat offender and continues hurting me.

Oh man, that's a tough one. Give me a sec.

...

Cheat on your wife
live and let live, and also emulate so that she feels the pain you did. suicide's not the answer, and it will just give her a prime reason to find someone else (her fuck buddy wink fucking wink) eventually and disobey the bible like all Christians do
Don't actually look for someone else unless you want to burn her, otherwise just get over it and accept that you wife is a whore, since you probably aren't going to abandon your religion just so you can rid yourself of your shitty wife

> chemist warehouse
> whypaymore.mid
> buy a syringe
> put compressed air into syringe
> insert into veins
> wait five minutes
> reapply
> go to bunnings
> enjoy that final sausage, you deserved it!
> seeyas!

Yeah, unlike catholics for the first 1000 years. God changed his mind? Anyway kill yourself please, i find great pleasure in imagining cathofags free world.

oh wait catholic and you are separate entities
I should probably learn to read
you know what you should do?
yeah, seriously, find someone else
unless you have kids
then you divorce her ass and use cheating as evidence to be the dominant parent
and then find someone else... or don't

Not him, but i guess with a motorcycle if you don't change your mind about living, you could just crash into something really fast

She married you for a reason. She wants to stay married. She loves you, even though she fucked up tremendously. Remind her that you love her too, and share with her how much it hurt you that she cheated. She loves you, and what hurts you will hurt her too. She hurt both of you, and I would venture to say that she is probably feeling your hurt, but with the added guilt of having caused you harm. Taking the info into account (this is the first time, she wants to stay married), I would say you have a good shot at patching up your relationship. She could have asked for a divorce, and taken half your money, and custody of any children you might have. She could have gone to marry the person she had the affair with, if it had any meaning to her at all. But she decided to stay with you and give it another shot. She fucked up, but she's also hurting for what she did, even if its her own fault.

Whatever floats your goat, fedora. I'll pray for you.

It's not that hard to get a single shot or double barrel break action shotgun in Oz. Put in some effort and suckstart it.

Her fuck buddy dropped her harder than the greek economy when I found out.

I kind of want to fuck someone else in response to this, but she just shrugs and says "do it."

She knows that all the other single women in our town have alcohol foetal syndrome and are probably inbred. Therefore, it's more of an act of self loathing to fuck someone else.

I'm not religious.

How painless is this?

But what if that snag makes ya change your mind?

>Ausfag
>life turned upside down
>move to northern hemisphere?

Inhale helium with a mask

Separate entity here
replying to married for a reason guy and saking Op a question
>she fucked up
plain and simple she fucked another guy and she was aware of just how much hurt Op would be going through
cheaters are to be given no wiggling room, they made their decision
and OP, how long did the affair last?

you got kids OP?

Yeah, I agree. You need to make sure she understands how much it hurt you OP.

Put mustard on the snag when you find out that the local lions club that you're supposed to be supporting have no onions. Then you'll know what true suffering is...

Shoot refugees and kill yourself after that

About a fortnight. I believe. My wife claims to have met with him about three times. I can't say if she's being honest.

One son.

Depends on where you put it. Air will clot up the arteries stopping that son-of-a-gun heart you got

I might try that. If it's painful, at the very least I'll lose concioussness quickly.

No mate. Don't try it. Honestly.

With the snag? Gotta make sure you have the snag!

if you're gunna an hero pills and injecting air are not the way to do it, it's seriously fucked.

>one son

He needs you. No matter how he acts or what he says now or anytime in the future he needs you. If you kill your self he'll always wish you hadn't.

Naturally.

Got any ideas?

He'll get over it. My wife eventually got over it when her mother committed suicide.

most underrated post I've seen in probably a years time.

And now your wife cheated on you. He won't get over it.

He's like 4. Mum will find a new dad for him. By the time he's 18 he won't remember.

You think that a stepfather could give him the same love a biological father does? He might try, but there will always be that distance. Suicide is the single most selfish and cowardly act a human being can do.

Listen, I don't know if op is still here, but if you are just think like this: marriage is just a bullshit social construct, so are most things in the world these days though, maybe this is your opportunity to be free, I've thought about killing myself alot, I don't think I belong in this world and I hate it but man what if this is it what if it doesn't get better, nothing after death I just think, I might as well make the best of this while I can, because if you let this shitty world break you, you lose, but if you can go on and still be happy, then you win man. I know that's a long post (and I doubt anyone will read it) but there's always fun to be had, always reasons to live.

Cunnae, dont forget to slam your last pack of Rothmans red on your way to get the saus

When did Sup Forums start wanting people to be happy and love life. I don't get it.

Go the chemist, get phenergan and Panadeine extra. Go to another chemist and get dozile (or anything with doxalymine succinate) and travel sickness tablets (hyscocine hydrobromide). Take all the phenergan, doxalymine and hyscocine, 4 panadine extra and start drinking a strong liquor like bourbon or vodka. You will fall asleep and stop breathing and then you are ded.

Dubs confirm it's Austria

When we realized its not some rando insecure faggot, but a guy in actual pain for unfair reasons.

It's gonna be okay,just look at the good side now,you fucking free to do what you want,when you want!
Go fuck some prostitute, get drunk, make friends... live again! Marriage was a jail

Hey man, Another Aus fag here, I see these alot for attention, so I don't know if this is even genuine, but whats the point in ending your life if your wife cheated on you? She's a slut move on, if she doesn't know you know she cheated she cheated on you, cheat on her, otherwise find a way to get back at her, just be careful so she doesn't take all you're shit.

I figured, this perspective has got me this far, and I like Sup Forums ...kinda, I just hope it helps someone on here, someone like me who never figured it out on their own, not everyone on here is some d-bag or stereotype neckbeard autist.

Southern Hemisphere

Does that mean you're life is now right side up, Aus?

Can you pray for my goat too? I'm not sure what's wrong with him.

have you thought about moving in with your aunt and uncle in bel air?

I'm sorely tempted to put a video up of her sucking my dick. Not sure it would help our situation, but it would feel good to betray her trust.

Umm. Just to let you know it will be extremely painful, and also you wont lose consciousness that quickly, either from pain or from lack of oxygen. You will die very painfully and be very aware of what's going on, also you need over half a lt of air in your veins to give you an air embolis, don't do it and more importantly don't leave your son with out a dad.

Post her nudes

>But by letting her know that you'll still be her husband and that you'll always be a source of love, it can breed nothing but good.
Dude... What the hell happened to you to make you this mean? I mean I say some crappy things to people on here but I would never tell people to do shit that will just destroy their lives even more. You're brutal.

Here op

The guys religious, that's what they do.

You should revenge porn her..
Post em.
> hanging is quick.

Listen to Nickelback

Whatever man, just find things that make you happy and do them, doesn't matter what they are.

This..
> quick and painless

Why is leaving her and living happily with someone who isn't a blight on humanity not an option?

He already said he's not going to divorce his wife. What alternatives would you suggest? Fanning the flames by fucking some random slut? Killing himself. I think throwing love at the damn thing is the only healthy way to deal with a situation like this.

Make sure she has to find your body

>She knows that all the other single women in our town have alcohol foetal syndrome and are probably inbred. Therefore, it's more of an act of self loathing to fuck someone else.
>Ausfag
>women in our town have foetal alcohol syndrome
Countryfag detected; here's what you do:
>Dig a pit that's around about 5x5x5
>Cover it in branches, leaves, twigs, all kinds of bush shit
>Precariously place a carton of beer in the middle
>Trap a passing mob on their way home from their Saturday morning corroborree in the park
>Dangle porn in front of them for days on end and continue to feed them lots of alcohol
>Drop your wife in the pit

Touche.
Maybe that kind of thing works in a religious community where rules and societal thinking is all shaped and geared that way. But in the real world, with secular people just doing what people do naturally that will just result in his wife realising that she can do whatever she wants and get away with it.
>What alternatives would you suggest?
If he's not prepared to just leave her and deal with the awful, awful consequences then I'd be considering murder-suicide if I were in his position.
Ideally though the smart move is to just not get married. It's such a dumb idea these days. The legal system unfairly favours women even when they're at fault and women are self-serving whores that don't care about hurting men in the slightest. It really is just asking for trouble.

Hey OP
I was not married but been in a similar circumstance where my fioncè cheated on me, i tried my hardest to fix it, but you know what that bitch done? Cheated again, it may be against your religion but devorce that cunt and take your kid and focus on him. Once a cheat always a cheat she is only going to bring you and especially your son more pain.

Good luck fag

Haven't you ever done anything you deeply regret? I agree this is a major fuck up, but the decision he makes will affect his family, his family name, his son, his community, etc. You might think you're a little man that no one cares about but fact of that matter is that you have more influence in the world than you can know. But you already know what to do, you've made your decision. Make sure it's a wise decision, don't be blinded by rage or passion. That was your wifes mistake, don't make the same mistake.

>i tried my hardest to fix it, but you know what that bitch done? Cheated again
Nah man, you've got it all wrong. That Catholic guy said that love and forgiveness is the way forward. You must be mistaken, I'm sure your gf didn't really cheat on you or you didn't really try to fix it.

Oh my god. That is hilarious.

I don't really want to hurt her. Not in that regard.

I'm still the same guy, not OP.
I see your point and I guess in your mind it even makes sense; but your option will basically result in a lifetime of servitude and misery for OP. You want him to forgive and heap unconditional love on someone who will continually test the boundaries and can do what they want with impunity. Again, outside of a religious community where those kinds of social rules and conventions are either in place or can be enforced, it simply won't work. Pardon one offence and you encourage the commission of many.

Aright I'm tired and going to bed, but I honestly hope that you live happy lives (not just op, all of you) and remember: there's always fun to be had. Sometimes you gotta make yourself happy instead of everyone else.

woodchipper feet first most painless way to go

>Oh my god. That is hilarious.
Best part is, you're not really to blame for the inevitable death, either. Think about it:
>They rape and murder her.
>Nobody can say you killed her or gave her her death sentence. After all, assuming that a pit of drunken Abbos might rape or murder someone is just racism.
>Police try to prosecute the Abbos instead.
>Adam Goodes forms a task force to "tackle a growing trend of racism in Australia"
>They go to your town and make a wicker man out of furniture
>Gubba backs down
>Everybody walks away

He moved to Bel-Air