You wake up in the United States of America.
What do you do?
You wake up in the United States of America.
What do you do?
Turn into a black man and BLACK as many white women as possible.
Shoot up the local high school
You wake up in Canada.
What do you do?
Go to the nearest embassy I guess.
Unless I wake up American, then I join a fraternity and beat up nerds.
>implying you'll make it to the nearest embassy without getting shot.
Come on bro. You're smarter than that.
I'd buy a bunch of flannels i guess and watch hockey with the lads or whatever they call their hombres up there.
Start racemixing
Obviously I'd claim to be a witty talk show host and invite anybody who challenged me onto my fictional show.
oh like craig ferguson? he's a stinkin' br*t right?
Smart move.
That's more like it!
>that neighborhood
>high-school
Won't be anyone there, pham.
>check the time
>get dressed and prepped for class
>kick my sleeping roommate in the balls for shits and giggles
>go to class
>go back to my dorm
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>buy a 30 pack
>invite some people over
>drink
>go to sleep
>repeat
Turn 360 degrees and drive back to Canada.
drive around the packard plant take some cool pics and head back downtown to see a hockey game then drive back home
So I'm back home, huh?
stay. Well, at least I'm not in Brazil
Is he appropriating Sikh culture in that WebM? I am SHAKING with fury right now.
Unironically the first thing I'd do is eat a burger and bbq ribs.
Get a gun and kill everyone like an edgy boi
maraco ql
Feel like I'm home. Then go to taco bell and ask the white nerd on the cash I want a burrito