My gf says she wants to die? What should I advice her to do?

My gf says she wants to die? What should I advice her to do?

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>says she wants to die

people who want to die don't talk about it, they don't care, they just do it.

if she talks about it :
1/ she's an attention whore
2/ she want to see your reaction to it

If her music is as shitty as Kurt Cobain's, I say do it.

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Go to brag somewhere else about having a girlfriend.

>people who want to die don't talk about it
You're wrong.

Kill herself and sign her permission for her corpse to be used as a house decoration/secret sex doll

To blow you one last time before she blows herself for the final time

/thrad

No, no, this is true.

True suicidal people are the worst
>you see them Monday, fresh and dandy
>they casually buy a rope on tuesday
>you learn wednesday that they hang themself without even leaving a note...

Everything other than that is attention seeking or "crying for help".

That's why it's really hard to detect real suicidal tendencies, even for professionals...

NOO I DON'T HAVE A GUN
repeat about a dozen times
>the masses still belief he shot himself with a shotty
this is one of many reasons why america is regarded as being so retarded. they'll literally believe anything. stupid emasculated cucks have revolution written in their very constitution, but still don't take up arms against their corrupt state which is perpetuating war and enslavement on a global scale.

he was also a class A drug addict, so...

>never trust a drug addict
>never turn you back on a drug addict
>never lend anything to a drug addict

> retards guide to depression

Anyone with the least bit of psychological knowledge knows that this is not only wrong, that is the type of mindset that is detrimental to anyone with actual depression.

Please don't ever offer your opinion on depression again.

Utter nonsense.

not what people want to hear but what people need to hear...

Plus, you don't kill yourself because of depression, this is factually false !

not the op you were talking to us but would you enlighten? Genuinely curious.

You're stupid as fuck life isn't a black and white tumblr gif

Yeah, my live in gf didn't know shit was wrong with me. Meanwhile I spent a week trying to work up the courage to throw myself off our 12th floor balcony, and started reasoning that if I threw my cat off first I'd convince myself I was so damaged and dangerous that I was obligated to jump. Probably I would just have murdered the cat, but I went to the doctor before that happened.

I think this has some definite roots. I have a real yearning to end my life but I do not ever talk about it (wife has gotten it out of me a few times when fucked up on ambien or drunk). I don't think I'll do it but who knows

Fuck you, evolution.

Is she hot?

same here...

I've sometime considered it, but I never told anyone I know...
What's the point of telling since I don't need or want their help.

Honestly this is the only thing I care about in this thread

This.

If i didn't have kids I would have done the deed a long time ago. Do up one of those gas rigs and put on the mask and never wake again ;)

Tell her not to worry, all she has to do is wait around long enough and she will die.

>If i didn't have kids I would have done the deed a long time ago.
don't worry i'm sure they wish you were dead too.
but stay alive to make them miserable a little while longer, funeral costs are a bitch.

why so angry user. did your papa touch your pee pee

KEK >.

I suppose they kill themselves because of jubilation?

You can't predict the obvious reaction to your "need to hear? You think they'll just snap out of it?

wasn't angry, but i would like to know why you took it as if i was projecting my anger in that post.
you upset someone recently?

>wasn't angry, but i would like to know why you took it as if i was projecting my anger in that post.

idk it comes off as some angry 20 year old who's pissed off at the world because of some stupid 20 year old reason. The dada pee pee part was just a meme

Op here. Pic related

find ONE musician who doesn't use drugs.

>You think they'll just snap out of it?

absolutely not, you missed my point completely !

THE POINT : you can't do shit about real sucidial tendencies, they will do it anyway.

BUT : people who are NOT truly suicidal, but treaten their life for attention NEED attention and CAN be helped.

Do you understand the difference ?

kill yourself

i thought it was more teen angsty than 20somethingfaggy
what 20 year old doesn't love their parents?

>zanger bob

>created by and for the chinese
BUT user OBAMA LIGHT BULBS DON'T CONTAIN CANCER CAUSING CHEMICLES
LED LIGHTS USE LIKE NO ELECTRICITY, YOU'RE SAVING LIKE 5 DOLLARS A YEAR!!!! HOW CAN AMERICAN MANUFACTURING COMPETE?!

true. my gauge might be rusty because it feels like forever since that age.

Actually it might be because shit like that was similar to my 20 year old trolling

>BUT user OBAMA LIGHT BULBS DON'T CONTAIN CANCER CAUSING CHEMICLES
oh wait that's right, yes they do leak and break faster than regular bulbs, and cause cancer in the process.

guess i'm just a faster learner than you, or just smarter than you.
and just all around better than you.
not much of a real contest though, i'm not dumb enough to bring miserable sacks of shit onto this hell we call earth

>guess i'm just a faster learner than you, or just smarter than you.
probably
>and just all around better than you.
very likely
>not much of a real contest though, i'm not dumb enough to bring miserable sacks of shit onto this hell we call earth
Very true

But yet here we both are in the wee hours of the night on Sup Forums

She is pretty cute if you really care about her you will help her get medical help user

it's the morning, and we're all wasting away one way or another.
Sup Forums shitposts at least bring lulz, reading the news on the shitter is the same regurgitated worthless propaganda which brings nothing but disgust for my fellow man when read

>it's the morning

for you. It's late as fuck at night for me.

Don't encourage her by texting.

You'll end up in jail.

yea do it by paper and then deny everything.

maybe you should stop smoking crack and get your priorities straight?

Let her kill herself

You don't need that kind of negativity bringing ya down

im on night watch. looters in the neighborhood

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>looters in the neighborhood
my god do you live in syria or someshit?
what kind of a shithole has looters in thier neighborhood?
no wonder you're suicidal, who wouldn't be

>What should I advice her to do?

advice her to stay at school and learn to grammar so she doesn't look dumb on the interwebs

jesus. you're 2edgy kiddo. see ya later

wouldn't you rather a counsel

huehue, have fun doing what most dogs can do effortlessly.

Fuck the suicidal thoughts out of her